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Originally posted by Justafriend:

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Originally posted by Soozy woo:

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Originally posted by Bojangles:
Oh he'd blame it on the Boogey

Or the bogie ................theres plenty of them lieing around with Marcus and his picking and flicking

oh bogies this thread custard creams on another im going right off me salted peanuts

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Originally posted by CaptVimes:

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Originally posted by cup:

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Originally posted by evviva!:
Did I mention he'd need to anaesthetise her too, before taking her to a special place?

could be a task

rohypnol race

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Originally posted by CaptVimes:

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Originally posted by fz:

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Originally posted by CaptVimes:

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Originally posted by fz:
And what was it that he dropped all over the kitchen floor when he was trying to add instruments to the showpiece? Looked like it got scooped back up and probably put back in the tin.

It looked like the salt shaker.

No...I'm sure it was brown things? He tried the salt shaker first....but it didnt have the desired effect.

Why are you asking then

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Originally posted by CaptVimes:

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Originally posted by Justafriend:

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Originally posted by Soozy woo:

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Originally posted by Bojangles:
Oh he'd blame it on the Boogey

Or the bogie ................theres plenty of them lieing around with Marcus and his picking and flicking

oh bogies this thread custard creams on another im going right off me salted peanuts

You want to be careful where those nuts have been.

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Originally posted by evviva!:

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Originally posted by cup:

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Originally posted by evviva!:
Did I mention he'd need to anaesthetise her too, before taking her to a special place?

could be a task

You're eeeevil I like you!

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Originally posted by evviva!:
peppercorns?

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Originally posted by evviva!:
peppercorns?

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
so capt......you're a blokey.....what advice would you give to freddie to capture bea's heart?....other than rohypnol!!!!!

the erm......love song hasn't worked....and i know your a man of taste with your carefully arranged flavoured condoms in a bowl.......

go for it...what should he do???.......

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Originally posted by fz:

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Originally posted by evviva!:
peppercorns?

Thank you...I can sleep well now.

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Originally posted by CaptVimes:

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Originally posted by evviva!:
peppercorns?

no its the other strange non salt container in the kitchen containing grains clearly.

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Originally posted by CaptVimes:

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Originally posted by evviva!:
peppercorns?

no its the other strange non salt container in the kitchen containing grains clearly.

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Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
I wonder if Siavash can take me to that special place?

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Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
I wonder if Siavash can take me to that special place?

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Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
I wonder if Siavash can take me to that special place?

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Originally posted by CaptVimes:

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Originally posted by evviva!:
peppercorns?

no its the other strange non salt container in the kitchen containing grains clearly.

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Originally posted by Justafriend:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
so capt......you're a blokey.....what advice would you give to freddie to capture bea's heart?....other than rohypnol!!!!!

the erm......love song hasn't worked....and i know your a man of taste with your carefully arranged flavoured condoms in a bowl.......

go for it...what should he do???.......

this could be interesting

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
i think so too mollie......she's more 'cute' about it than noirin though...

freddie just can't see it though.....and if she's still there in a week or two i bet she nominates him......

but his singing was just awful.....was it some sort of mating ritual to bea???.....

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Originally posted by fz:

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Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
I wonder if Siavash can take me to that special place?

He'll need to hire a stretch limo for all of us at least.

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Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
I wonder if Siavash can take me to that special place?

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Originally posted by Justafriend:

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Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
I wonder if Siavash can take me to that special place?

im sure he'd give it a good go hey

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Originally posted by evviva!:

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Originally posted by CaptVimes:

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Originally posted by evviva!:
peppercorns?

no its the other strange non salt container in the kitchen containing grains clearly.

lentils?

It was the food david was hiding peppercorns in the peppercorn pot

more of Marcus' DNA?

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Originally posted by Justafriend:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
so capt......you're a blokey.....what advice would you give to freddie to capture bea's heart?....other than rohypnol!!!!!

the erm......love song hasn't worked....and i know your a man of taste with your carefully arranged flavoured condoms in a bowl.......

go for it...what should he do???.......

this could be interesting

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Originally posted by CaptVimes:

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Originally posted by Justafriend:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
so capt......you're a blokey.....what advice would you give to freddie to capture bea's heart?....other than rohypnol!!!!!

the erm......love song hasn't worked....and i know your a man of taste with your carefully arranged flavoured condoms in a bowl.......

go for it...what should he do???.......

this could be interesting

At risk of revealing my secrets of seduction and lets not forget the black and decker. Which would go against my personal advice of RUN...RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!!!.


Provide some earplugs and a glimpse of the size of the family heirloom.

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Originally posted by evviva!:

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Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
I wonder if Siavash can take me to that special place?

Senora!....what would a fine sassy woman like you want with a narcissistic monotone drone like that boy?

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Originally posted by faerykelstar:
It was one of the most cringeworthy things ever seen!!

scoobydoobeeboppdowwww...

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

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Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
I wonder if Siavash can take me to that special place?

the isle of wight????......

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Originally posted by Clipboard:

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Originally posted by faerykelstar:
It was one of the most cringeworthy things ever seen!!

scoobydoobeeboppdowwww...

That's what you sing when you can't remember the words Hira didn't bother to write anything but the first line in hers

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

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Originally posted by CaptVimes:

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Originally posted by Justafriend:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
so capt......you're a blokey.....what advice would you give to freddie to capture bea's heart?....other than rohypnol!!!!!

the erm......love song hasn't worked....and i know your a man of taste with your carefully arranged flavoured condoms in a bowl.......

go for it...what should he do???.......

this could be interesting

At risk of revealing my secrets of seduction and lets not forget the black and decker. Which would go against my personal advice of RUN...RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN!!!.


Provide some earplugs and a glimpse of the size of the family heirloom.

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

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Originally posted by Clipboard:

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Originally posted by faerykelstar:
It was one of the most cringeworthy things ever seen!!

scoobydoobeeboppdowwww...

That's what you sing when you can't remember the words Hira didn't bother to write anything but the first line in hers

but clip.......hers wasn't the song of sex and love!!!!

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Originally posted by Soozy woo:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

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Originally posted by Clipboard:

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Originally posted by faerykelstar:
It was one of the most cringeworthy things ever seen!!

scoobydoobeeboppdowwww...

That's what you sing when you can't remember the words Hira didn't bother to write anything but the first line in hers

but clip.......hers wasn't the song of sex and love!!!!

Yes but what was it about exactly? And why the feather duster?

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

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Originally posted by Soozy woo:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

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Originally posted by Clipboard:

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Originally posted by faerykelstar:
It was one of the most cringeworthy things ever seen!!

scoobydoobeeboppdowwww...

That's what you sing when you can't remember the words Hira didn't bother to write anything but the first line in hers

but clip.......hers wasn't the song of sex and love!!!!

Yes but what was it about exactly? And why the feather duster?

it was about erm.......well erm......don't ask me difficult questions soozy!!!

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Originally posted by Senora Reyes:

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Originally posted by evviva!:

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Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
I wonder if Siavash can take me to that special place?

Senora!....what would a fine sassy woman like you want with a narcissistic monotone drone like that boy?

I see a shexy coffee cream coloured man, with come to my tent eyes, a tight cute bum, and long lustrous hair...A sexy accent with a drawl, half pirate half Persian Prince....

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Originally posted by CaptVimes:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

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Originally posted by Soozy woo:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

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Originally posted by Clipboard:

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Originally posted by faerykelstar:
It was one of the most cringeworthy things ever seen!!

scoobydoobeeboppdowwww...

That's what you sing when you can't remember the words Hira didn't bother to write anything but the first line in hers

but clip.......hers wasn't the song of sex and love!!!!

Yes but what was it about exactly? And why the feather duster?

it was about erm.......well erm......don't ask me difficult questions soozy!!!

Its like trying to explain "The Bay City Rollers" isnt it.

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Originally posted by evviva!:

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Originally posted by Senora Reyes:

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Originally posted by evviva!:

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Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
I wonder if Siavash can take me to that special place?

Senora!....what would a fine sassy woman like you want with a narcissistic monotone drone like that boy?

I see a shexy coffee cream coloured man, with come to my tent eyes, a tight cute bum, and long lustrous hair...A sexy accent with a drawl, half pirate half Persian Prince....

Oh, OK. You're seeing Johnny Depp