I had to google segways, I'd never heard of them, Squiggle.
I can just imagine you scooting about in one of them, armed with your speedy weeder.

Nooooooo sqiggle

I had a nasty fall off my bicycle last week, and have spent the whole week sporting a very fetching scab on the end of my nose - these things look too easy to fall off

I refuse to be discouraged, now I wonder if I add one to my note for Santa.....

yeah ... coz they would work well in the snow

Ooh er let alone the ice.  As Fagin said "I'm reviewing the situation......."

"Let's call the whole thing off"

Had to google too. Ah! Is that what they are called? I've desired one for ages, but always thought they'd go the way of the Sinclair C5.

I'd love one too they look awesome and after seeing them on Coach Trip too it made up my mind... I will have one!

They look hysterical but I can imagine rather dangerous too lol

Bring on the Segways

Ah seen 'em in Hamburg. They have a safety area where they teach Americans the rudiments before they let 'em lose in the Centre. I think that most Europeans are self-conscious and worried about looking like complete dicks. If I may say so.

I'm prepared to look a bit dickish for the sake of a go on a Segway

Even the police have 'em!


If we had them we could go en masse to the BB house for when we make one of our forays, more fun than the usual bus.

Is this the upmarket version to aspire to?

Have a look at this.

wow! that dude got some segway envy going on

Oh yesssss El Loro I want one even more now!