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Originally posted by ~LEE~:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

don't do it lee.....mr sponge thought he'd be all erotic and paint my back....

i'm telling yer.......lilac emulsion is a bugger to wash off........

*Puts lid back on Stain* My senses would have been in heaven ....The touch the smell Mr Lee's sat wearing nothing but a little apron....Just for the splashes you know.

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Originally posted by shar69:


Well you know us tarts, anything to get a fellow tart a bit of cuddle action.

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Originally posted by Soozy woo:


oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh I can see it now ......a little suede tool belt with an assortment of brushes.

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Originally posted by ~LEE~:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

don't do it lee.....mr sponge thought he'd be all erotic and paint my back....

i'm telling yer.......lilac emulsion is a bugger to wash off........

*Puts lid back on Stain* My senses would have been in heaven ....The touch the smell Mr Lee's sat wearing nothing but a little apron....Just for the splashes you know.

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

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Originally posted by ~LEE~:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

don't do it lee.....mr sponge thought he'd be all erotic and paint my back....

i'm telling yer.......lilac emulsion is a bugger to wash off........

*Puts lid back on Stain* My senses would have been in heaven ....The touch the smell Mr Lee's sat wearing nothing but a little apron....Just for the splashes you know.

i hear yer sista........but it starts off as painting.......before yer know where you are they move on......they want to touch up yer coving.......

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

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Originally posted by ~LEE~:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

don't do it lee.....mr sponge thought he'd be all erotic and paint my back....

i'm telling yer.......lilac emulsion is a bugger to wash off........

*Puts lid back on Stain* My senses would have been in heaven ....The touch the smell Mr Lee's sat wearing nothing but a little apron....Just for the splashes you know.

i hear yer sista........but it starts off as painting.......before yer know where you are they move on......they want to touch up yer coving.......

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:

i hear yer sista........but it starts off as painting.......before yer know where you are they move on......they want to touch up yer coving.......

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Originally posted by JacksonB:
i've dabbled me best bristles in a fair few pots.

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
yes soozy that's how it happens.....

then they mutter the immortal words.....

'can i woodchip you?'.......

i know it's hard for lee to hear.....but i feel she should be warned......

just say no........

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
yes soozy that's how it happens.....

then they mutter the immortal words.....

'can i woodchip you?'.......

i know it's hard for lee to hear.....but i feel she should be warned......

just say no........

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Originally posted by JacksonB:
and don't be telling me how to keep me roller fluffy.

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Originally posted by JacksonB:
and don't be telling me how to keep me roller fluffy.

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Originally posted by shar69:

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Originally posted by JacksonB:
and don't be telling me how to keep me roller fluffy.

You have a fluffy roller. Will you just watch me whilst I put my lip gloss on

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Originally posted by Shar:

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Originally posted by Tayto:
I fancy Mr Stonks.

But do you fancy mr tayto at the same time ...?

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Originally posted by shar69:

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Originally posted by JacksonB:
and don't be telling me how to keep me roller fluffy.

You have a fluffy roller. Will you just watch me whilst I put my lip gloss on

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by Tayto:
I fancy Mr Stonks.

I should'nt have posted his pic now you will recognise him if your ever in Ballina....

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Originally posted by Tayto:

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Originally posted by Shar:

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Originally posted by Tayto:
I fancy Mr Stonks.

But do you fancy mr tayto at the same time ...?

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
yes it's every girls nightmare to be p&d.....

that's not pregnant and dumped......

i'm talking painted and decorated......

it's happening to women all over the country.....right now.....our sista's are being attacked with homebases finest.....

yet until now we've felt we can't talk about it......but i'm going to open up and share my guilty secret with you.....my forum friends......

my name is spongey.....and i've been p&d....page 54 of the homebase autumn catalogue

*collapses with the relief of sharing*

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Originally posted by ~LEE~:

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Originally posted by JacksonB:
and don't be telling me how to keep me roller fluffy.

Not to mention the plumb line....Always straight up isn't it?.

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Originally posted by JacksonB:

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Originally posted by shar69:

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Originally posted by JacksonB:
and don't be telling me how to keep me roller fluffy.

You have a fluffy roller. Will you just watch me whilst I put my lip gloss on

k, but no messing with me wet and dry.

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Originally posted by JacksonB:

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Originally posted by shar69:

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Originally posted by JacksonB:
and don't be telling me how to keep me roller fluffy.

You have a fluffy roller. Will you just watch me whilst I put my lip gloss on

k, but no messing with me wet and dry.

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Originally posted by Tayto:

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Originally posted by stonks:

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Originally posted by Tayto:
I fancy Mr Stonks.

I should'nt have posted his pic now you will recognise him if your ever in Ballina....

Well I won't miss him that's for sure.

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Originally posted by ~LEE~:

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Originally posted by JacksonB:

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Originally posted by shar69:

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Originally posted by JacksonB:
and don't be telling me how to keep me roller fluffy.

You have a fluffy roller. Will you just watch me whilst I put my lip gloss on

k, but no messing with me wet and dry.

What's your primer?

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
yes it's every girls nightmare to be p&d.....

that's not pregnant and dumped......

i'm talking painted and decorated......

it's happening to women all over the country.....right now.....our sista's are being attacked with homebases finest.....

yet until now we've felt we can't talk about it......but i'm going to open up and share my guilty secret with you.....my forum friends......

my name is spongey.....and i've been p&d....page 54 of the homebase autumn catalogue

*collapses with the relief of sharing*

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Originally posted by Soozy woo:
In all honesty .....it's the tongue and groove that drives me wild.

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Originally posted by Soozy woo:
In all honesty .....it's the tongue and groove that drives me wild.

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Originally posted by Soozy woo:
In all honesty .....it's the tongue and groove that drives me wild.

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Originally posted by JacksonB:
i never went to uni.

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Originally posted by ~LEE~:

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
yes it's every girls nightmare to be p&d.....

that's not pregnant and dumped......

i'm talking painted and decorated......

it's happening to women all over the country.....right now.....our sista's are being attacked with homebases finest.....

yet until now we've felt we can't talk about it......but i'm going to open up and share my guilty secret with you.....my forum friends......

my name is spongey.....and i've been p&d....page 54 of the homebase autumn catalogue

*collapses with the relief of sharing*

Harlot!!!!!....Cheap harlot....Why do it when you can B&Q it

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Originally posted by JacksonB:
and don't be telling me how to keep me roller fluffy.

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Originally posted by Cariad:

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Originally posted by JacksonB:
and don't be telling me how to keep me roller fluffy.

You KEEP your roller? Mine gets dumped after one use. It's the only way. I'm not one to stand around for ages under the hot tap stroking away.

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:



i feel so ashamed lee.....but if my sharing my story can help just one other woman......it'll be worth it.......

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Originally posted by JacksonB:

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Originally posted by Cariad:

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Originally posted by JacksonB:
and don't be telling me how to keep me roller fluffy.

You KEEP your roller? Mine gets dumped after one use. It's the only way. I'm not one to stand around for ages under the hot tap stroking away.

and you wonder why you don't pull!