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fortune cookies! Just been told I'm gonna b rich!
I LOve Twitter 
just landed at manchester, gonna grab a trolley
It was amaaaaaazing! Lost my sparkly wellie though. Gonna buy it! Got robbed.
the meal was great, service naf, don't go to fat fredrico's
anyone know about fat fredricos???!!! Hot date! Excited!!!!!
fat fredrico's is a rip off, go to da mario's instead, x
been there... pasta not al dente enough. creepy waiter. just found a pound coin!!!!
take a cab to pepe's place, he'll look after you,
just found a pound coin!!!! should I spend it on the lottery???!!! Been told Fat's is bad. Know pepes???!!!
lottery is always a bet, if you win give he half
just broke a heel!!! Barefoot now!!! Seen fab shoes!!! Xmas decs fab!!!!
getting my coat, i've just pulled, see you at jim's later
can't believe it. just been dumped!!!! In pepes place!!! And he doesn't know jim and me bust up!!!!!!! What you doing for breakfast????
got some coffee, toast, and branflakes, need sugar, forgot again.
going to bed now sweetness, will catch you next time if the gods shine on me xx
brunch ok 4 you? I'll bring the bagels and sugar. oooo! these shoes cost ÂĢ328 pounds!!!! Footy ok? Heard Tuffers chucked out!!!!!
Night Forkin.. been fun. X
Tweeting from the bus stop 
EastEnders, boring, can't wait for Corrie.
Been asked to Hawaii for Xmas!!!! Gonna have a red in pepes tonite!!! Didnt win lottery!!!
My bike is knackered arghhhh