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Originally posted by suzybean:
*wipes my feet on the way out*

ouch.

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Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:
That pilot outfit is looking more and more tempting

You knows it! You defo signing up?

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Originally posted by Pwillow:

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Originally posted by JacksonB:

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Originally posted by Pwillow:
Are Freddie fans not allowed in here?

I'm not here to cause trouble,i just noticed that i posted earlier and nobody replied,is that one of the rules in here?

If so that makes me feel sad

we have to frisk you fist.

and we're a bit stetched at the mo.

Frisked! Really!

I can get you one of those electronic security devices like the one they used on Rodrigo tonight,really cheap!

we have cash flow problems, so it's a rub down with tupps's marigold's and tickling stick up the armpits.

originally posted by JacksonB

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we have cash flow problems, so it's a rub down with tupps's marigold's and tickling stick up the armpits.

If that's the case then you can have the device for free,but only i get a frisking,the tickling stick and marigolds sound exciting!

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Originally posted by Pwillow:
we have cash flow problems, so it's a rub down with tupps's marigold's and tickling stick up the armpits.

If that's the case then you can have the device for free,but only i get a frisking,the tickling stick and marigolds sound exciting! [/QUOTE]lets not get ahead of ourselves, we haven't decided not to shoot you yet...

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Originally posted by JacksonB:

quote:

Originally posted by Pwillow:
we have cash flow problems, so it's a rub down with tupps's marigold's and tickling stick up the armpits.

If that's the case then you can have the device for free,but only i get a frisking,the tickling stick and marigolds sound exciting!

lets not get ahead of ourselves, we haven't decided not to shoot you yet...[/QUOTE]

Blimey!

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Originally posted by Rawky-Roo:

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Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:
That pilot outfit is looking more and more tempting

You knows it! You defo signing up?

Edging closer She was bloody funny at times tonight

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Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:

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Originally posted by Rawky-Roo:

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Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:
That pilot outfit is looking more and more tempting

You knows it! You defo signing up?

Edging closer She was bloody funny at times tonight

Its the '4 million people will think you've got saddest hairstyle since 1982' isn't it? I do think that is my favourite quote of BB ever!

have you room for one more me bums getting a bit numb sitting on the fence

not much good on the front line though but could keep the brigade fed and watered

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Originally posted by MrsH:
have you room for one more me bums getting a bit numb sitting on the fence

not much good on the front line though but could keep the brigade fed and watered

Yes, you are now the Chef!

get the wagons in a circle...

Troops! We have a new recruit, say hello to our Chef MrsH.

The Bea Brigade

General : Me - I don't really do a lot, just give orders and tell my troops off.

Spokesperson : Tupps - A diplomatic speaker for the Brigade, will take peoples opinions of Bea into consideration but will defend her when necessary.

Ninja : Mummy Maz - She lurks in the shadows, hides in the corners, invades 'Anti-Bea' Threads, ready to pounce. Beware

Demolition Expert : Lord Lucan - There's no messing with this guy, if there's any unfair damning of Bea he will come in to your thread and 'eff you up'....in a nice way though Smiler

Sniper : kazzy - I point, kazzy aim's, game over, end of discussion.

Artillery Anti-Aircraft : porto - Anyone trying to 'attack' us from above will get a seeing too from porto.

Pilot (pending) : Supercalifragilistic - Still awaiting final confirmation of membership.

Wingman to Pilot (pending) : Mazzystar - Still awaiting final confirmation of membership.

Negotiator : JacksonB - Anyone who kidnaps a troop will have JacksonB to deal with. He will offer advice and support to you and if you don't listen he will get Mummy Maz on your ass.

Seductress : Lindsxdx - Will seduce you to the point where you not only fall in love with her but also with Bea. Deadly!

Chef : MrsH - If it wasn't for this woman we wouldn't be able to fight, she has a high risk of being kidnapped though, so we will be on our best guard with this one.

So there you go, more people are welcome to join. To the other's who don't like Bea, that's fair enough, its a free country. But please understand we will fight her corner to the end (well maybe not Tupps, she's not really that bothered) and it won't be pretty.

On a lighter note, I hope everyone is keeping well and eating their fruits and veg.

Thank you

Bloody 'ell it's rough out there..



nothing I can't handle mind..

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Originally posted by tupps:
Bloody 'ell it's rough out there..



nothing I can't handle mind..

Do me proud tupps.

msh ? get the hot choccy on a troop needs sustenance.

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Originally posted by JacksonB:
msh ? get the hot choccy on a troop needs sustenance.

jackson sweetie ... the hot choccy is already done and the choccy biscuits are waiting .. dont expect this every night though as we have the cash flow to contend with .I have provided tonight

Anyone got any Neurofen..

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Originally posted by tupps:
Anyone got any Neurofen..

Have the Freddie Fans been droning at you again?

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Originally posted by Rawky-Roo:

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Originally posted by tupps:
Anyone got any Neurofen..

Have the Freddie Fans been droning at you again?

Yes... and a couple hit me with their Shakesperian hand movements..

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Originally posted by tupps:

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Originally posted by Rawky-Roo:

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Originally posted by tupps:
Anyone got any Neurofen..

Have the Freddie Fans been droning at you again?

Yes... and a couple hit me with their Shakesperian hand movements..

Right THAT'S IT!!! You guys have been fighting for me enough....

*grabs poking sticks, charges up cattle prod, puts face paint on, takes a couple of MrsH biscuits and heads in to the battle field*

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Originally posted by Rawky-Roo:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Rawky-Roo:
Its the '4 million people will think you've got saddest hairstyle since 1982' isn't it? I do think that is my favourite quote of BB ever!

And the queen on 'Wife Swap' 'Come dine with me at Buckingham Palace'

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Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:

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Originally posted by Rawky-Roo:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Rawky-Roo:
Its the '4 million people will think you've got saddest hairstyle since 1982' isn't it? I do think that is my favourite quote of BB ever!

And the queen on 'Wife Swap' 'Come dine with me at Buckingham Palace'

She's brilliant.

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Originally posted by Rawky-Roo:


Right THAT'S IT!!! You guys have been fighting for me enough....

*grabs poking sticks, charges up cattle prod, puts face paint on, takes a couple of MrsH biscuits and heads in to the battle field*

slow down - you will get indigestion at this rate

PMSL

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Originally posted by MrsH:

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Originally posted by Rawky-Roo:


Right THAT'S IT!!! You guys have been fighting for me enough....

*grabs poking sticks, charges up cattle prod, puts face paint on, takes a couple of MrsH biscuits and heads in to the battle field*

slow down - you will get indigestion at this rate

PMSL

Its alright, I've got my Rennie with me.

I'm back guys, lost an arm though, they ripped it off and gnawed on it till there was nowt left.

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Originally posted by Rawky-Roo:
I'm back guys, lost an arm though, they ripped it off and gnawed on it till there was nowt left.

Do we have anyone assigned as triage nurse... we might need it..

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Originally posted by Rawky-Roo:
I'm back guys, lost an arm though, they ripped it off and gnawed on it till there was nowt left.

aww shucks !! have armoured suit on and now going to accost the Mr T delivery .... we have no cash and need supplies

will see about cadging a bottle of whisky to knock you out and a needle and cotton to stitch you up with ....sit in the corner for now and keep your arm up

the next person to sign up will have to take over nursing duties

Looks like our thread has been penetrated while I disappeared for a few days . I'm back, ready for action. HIT ME WITH YERRRRRRRRRR BEST SHOT!!!

.. not too hard tho

all quiet in here this morning but tonight ... could be another matter depending who goes

*off to prepare sustainable food for the brigade*

hello.. i am here but i am weak

*cowers*

Is this the smallest BB hm support group ever?

yes.

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Originally posted by The Guru:
Is this the smallest BB hm support group ever?

i think you'll find its considerably bigger than Charlie's...

Ok, as you were

hah! we scared him off...

woooo mini victory for TBB!

Morning chaps...

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Originally posted by tupps:
Morning chaps...

**salutes**

mornin'

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Originally posted by JacksonB:

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Originally posted by tupps:
Morning chaps...

**salutes**

mornin'

Morning Troops, is there a medic in the house? The vicious Freddie fans ripped me arm off yesterday

But I shall soldier on.

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Originally posted by Rawky-Roo:

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Originally posted by JacksonB:

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Originally posted by tupps:
Morning chaps...

**salutes**

mornin'

Morning Troops, is there a medic in the house? The vicious Freddie fans ripped me arm off yesterday

But I shall soldier on.

Well.. I hope you beat them with it soldier!