quote:Originally posted by tupps:quote:Originally posted by Trollop:
Which of your brigade have the honour of being a sniffer dog?
insurgent! insurgent! release the sheep!
I knew you'd be the first to sniff at my crotch
I knew you'd be the first to sniff at my crotch
He didn't even throw food at us.. meh.. 
we so need a door policy..
we so need a door policy..quote:Originally posted by Trollop:quote:Originally posted by tupps:quote:Originally posted by Trollop:
Which of your brigade have the honour of being a sniffer dog?
I knew you'd be the first to sniff at my crotch
Yes.. I was going to talk to you about that..
*febrezes Trollop*
quote:Originally posted by JacksonB:quote:Originally posted by tupps:quote:Originally posted by Trollop:
Which of your brigade have the honour of being a sniffer dog?
do you worst mildred, get the trollop...
*lifts skirt and runs for dear life*
quote:Originally posted by tupps:
He didn't even throw food at us.. meh..
That proper made me laugh
I just googled 'angry sheep' and this ^^^ is what I found..
rawky needs to get a grip and sort out a bouncer.
i bought a clipboard and stuff
i bought a clipboard and stuff
that frightened mildred, now she's wet herself.quote:Originally posted by tupps:
quote:Originally posted by tupps:quote:Originally posted by Trollop:quote:Originally posted by tupps:quote:Originally posted by Trollop:
Which of your brigade have the honour of being a sniffer dog?
I knew you'd be the first to sniff at my crotch
Yes.. I was going to talk to you about that..
*febrezes Trollop*
*hangs head in shame*
I was aiming to disable your big wet nose...
quote:Originally posted by JacksonB:
rawky needs to get a grip and sort out a bouncer.
i bought a clipboard and stuff
he's in a field in Somerset this weekend apparently..
quote:Originally posted by Trollop:
*hangs head in shame*
I was aiming to disable your big wet nose...
I can't help that.. I have the sniffles..
anyone mention to him that glastonbury was a few weeks ago..
quote:Originally posted by MrsH:
I missed the highlights Rawkey .... how did she do ?
supper will be sorted soon
Thanks Mrsh - a few steaks would be fine
these kamikazes - they know they are loosin and my gun barrel ma'am is smokin' !!
I didn't like to say.. he seemed so excited and he has discovered court martials..
last night's highlights were pretty much low lights for the bea, mrsh.
steaks
we have a cash flow problem ... here have a
like the rest of them
we have a cash flow problem ... here have a
like the rest of them quote:Originally posted by tupps:
I didn't like to say.. he seemed so excited and he has discovered court martials..
at least he won't have to queue for a burger.
quote:Originally posted by JacksonB:quote:Originally posted by tupps:
I didn't like to say.. he seemed so excited and he has discovered court martials..
at least he won't have to queue for a burger.
he wouldnt have had to queue here either
what a time to desert his troops when there is a war going on cant get the staff never mind the big wigs these days
quote:Originally posted by MrsH:quote:Originally posted by JacksonB:quote:Originally posted by tupps:
I didn't like to say.. he seemed so excited and he has discovered court martials..
at least he won't have to queue for a burger.
he wouldnt have had to queue here either
cant get the staff never mind the big wigs these days
I heard that!
My expedition in a Somerset Field is purely Brigade based, Mildred told me this is where our enemy is based, so I am going to do some infiltration work.
See you tomorrow troops, and wish me luck.
oops sorry at first glance i thought he was going to Somerfields 
Maggie
Maggie
quote:Originally posted by MrsH:
steaks
we have a cash flow problem ... here have a
oui oui - but of course - i am on the job all the time
minute ones ?? and chipperoos quote:Originally posted by Rawky-Roo:
I heard that!
My expedition in a Somerset Field is purely Brigade based, Mildred told me this is where our enemy is based, so I am going to do some infiltration work.
See you tomorrow troops, and wish me luck.
cor blimey
stands to attention and salutes
*did I really just type that ......I dont salute any man
*Big Boss is always watching you
quote:Originally posted by porto:
oui oui - but of course - i am on the job all the time
well whatever you fancy I say
I take my in whatever way they are offered billy tins are restocked and in the tent for the troops lunches ........
mince and potatoes or shepherds pie .....
pass the messages down the trenches
in code so the enemy dont sneek in and steal 
right! rawky is on rest and recuperation, but he armless and he's taken mildred with him.i'm slightly concerned that the velcro gloves have also gone missing...
we need to straighten up, and get our shit together, muster our resolve and give it large to the enemy,or mustard the the ham and drink the resolve in case of the troops with hangovers.
and ..listen very carefully... nothing and i mean nothing must be eaten by troops until it has been passed by mrsh!
we need to straighten up, and get our shit together, muster our resolve and give it large to the enemy,or mustard the the ham and drink the resolve in case of the troops with hangovers.
and ..listen very carefully... nothing and i mean nothing must be eaten by troops until it has been passed by mrsh!
quote:Originally posted by Rawky-Roo:quote:Originally posted by MrsH:quote:Originally posted by JacksonB:quote:Originally posted by tupps:
I didn't like to say.. he seemed so excited and he has discovered court martials..
at least he won't have to queue for a burger.
he wouldnt have had to queue here either
cant get the staff never mind the big wigs these days
I heard that!
My expedition in a Somerset Field is purely Brigade based, Mildred told me this is where our enemy is based, so I am going to do some infiltration work.
See you tomorrow troops, and wish me luck.
Damn computer keeps logging me out then I can not get back in.
I suspect sabotage and of course this is the first place I look for those who would use such devious and underhand tactics.
quote:Originally posted by luxor:
Damn computer keeps logging me out then I can not get back in.
I suspect sabotage and of course this is the first place I look for those who would use such devious and underhand tactics.
don't make me release the...
Oh Hai Bea Brigade
Seeing as your heroine is getting a lot of flak from everywhere, I though you must all be really stressed and in need of a nice kitten to calm you down
Seeing as your heroine is getting a lot of flak from everywhere, I though you must all be really stressed and in need of a nice kitten to calm you down
Oh noessssss.. the eebil Dance Settee has Dave'd us!
I'm bumping because if Rawky knew this was on page two he'd probably have the vapours..
still standing to attention and saluting in case
Rawky looks in before bed time
billy tins are all done for the overnight troops ... chicken curry and rice tonight
Waits to be deployed into the house to bitch slap leessuurrr....
*Eats paste butty while waiting*....
*Eats paste butty while waiting*....
quote:Originally posted by stonks:
Waits to be deployed into the house to bitch slap leessuurrr....
*Eats paste butty while waiting*....
leaves the enemy eating monster in position
TROUPS ..... where are you all ........ who gave you the day off
enemy monster seems to be doing a good job so will leave him here ........ he looks happy enough
Still saluting as Rawky will be back later
fighting with feckin flatpack crap.
one tiny fixy thing wasn't in place, one , just one!
so i jiggle it and the back falls off, so i reach around to hold the bac k bit on and jiggle at the same time and a feckin shelf went squiffy.
one feckin stupid fixy thing!!!
one tiny fixy thing wasn't in place, one , just one!
so i jiggle it and the back falls off, so i reach around to hold the bac k bit on and jiggle at the same time and a feckin shelf went squiffy.
one feckin stupid fixy thing!!!
right now bokcase is back to squae one, the screwdriver is under the couch, my sense of humour has gone awol and i'm going down the pub..
quote:Originally posted by JacksonB:
right now bokcase is back to squae one, the screwdriver is under the couch, my sense of humour has gone awol and i'm going down the pub..
ummnnn you and fixtures and fittings and screwing just dont go together do they jackson
make sure you dont have too many and are back standing to attention when the boss returns from his adventure later
screwing was always one of me wobbly jobs, however! i have drunk and thunk and returned fresh to the fray.
i have glued key joints and awaiting the drying ut process after which i will move boldly frward with the shelves, i know no fear!
as far as bea goes, seems she had it planned all along to get chalrie to spit at her, in an evil attempt to get others to nominate him.and even though spitting is bad, it's not so bad because the recipient was bea and because the deliverer was charlie, but i suspect had the recipient been rodrigo and the deliverer charlie or , heaven forfend marcus,then there would be stormings of elstree and banners and tense calls to dear old ofcom...
and flasks tea and quite a few custardy creams...
!
i have glued key joints and awaiting the drying ut process after which i will move boldly frward with the shelves, i know no fear!
as far as bea goes, seems she had it planned all along to get chalrie to spit at her, in an evil attempt to get others to nominate him.and even though spitting is bad, it's not so bad because the recipient was bea and because the deliverer was charlie, but i suspect had the recipient been rodrigo and the deliverer charlie or , heaven forfend marcus,then there would be stormings of elstree and banners and tense calls to dear old ofcom...
and flasks tea and quite a few custardy creams...
!
quote:Originally posted by MrsH:quote:Originally posted by stonks:
Waits to be deployed into the house to bitch slap leessuurrr....
*Eats paste butty while waiting*....
leaves the enemy eating monster in position
quote:Originally posted by JacksonB:
screwing was always one of me wobbly jobs, however! i have drunk and thunk and returned fresh to the fray.
i have glued key joints and awaiting the drying ut process after which i will move boldly frward with the shelves, i know no fear!
as far as bea goes, seems she had it planned all along to get chalrie to spit at her, in an evil attempt to get others to nominate him.and even though spitting is bad, it's not so bad because the recipient was bea and because the deliverer was charlie, but i suspect had the recipient been rodrigo and the deliverer charlie or , heaven forfend marcus,then there would be stormings of elstree and banners and tense calls to dear old ofcom...
and flasks tea and quite a few custardy creams...
!
I might be wrong jackson but cant you get one form of Hepatitis from spit ??
I dont know about it for sure - dont wnat to tbh - but if you can,then its a health risk and a very serious one too.
well, technically it's clinical waste.quote:Originally posted by porto:quote:Originally posted by JacksonB:
screwing was always one of me wobbly jobs, however! i have drunk and thunk and returned fresh to the fray.
i have glued key joints and awaiting the drying ut process after which i will move boldly frward with the shelves, i know no fear!
as far as bea goes, seems she had it planned all along to get chalrie to spit at her, in an evil attempt to get others to nominate him.and even though spitting is bad, it's not so bad because the recipient was bea and because the deliverer was charlie, but i suspect had the recipient been rodrigo and the deliverer charlie or , heaven forfend marcus,then there would be stormings of elstree and banners and tense calls to dear old ofcom...
and flasks tea and quite a few custardy creams...
!
I might be wrong jackson but cant you get one form of Hepatitis from spit ??
I dont know about it for sure - dont wnat to tbh - but if you can,then its a health risk and a very serious one too.
as are used tissues and anything that has any type of bodily fluid on them.