last night. I was in bed. It was dark. I was coughing (i have a bad cold at the mo) took a deep breath so i could cough some more and i felt something sucked into the back of my throat. Before i knew what was happening, i had already swallowed 
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Next time you must swallow a spider.
quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:
Next time you must swallow a spider.
Iv swallowed a moth before. Do you think they are in there making friends?
quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:
Next time you must swallow a spider.
And then a bird, etc, etc..
Then you have to swallow a bird.
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:
Next time you must swallow a spider.
And then a bird, etc, etc..
Indeed
I think it is fly, spider, bird, cat, dog, cow and horse. 
quote:Originally posted by *+*Lara*+*:
I think it is fly, spider, bird, cat, dog, cow and horse.
I suspect Kelly is too young to remember Uncle Mac!
quote:Originally posted by *+*Lara*+*:
I think it is fly, spider, bird, cat, dog, cow and horse.
This stil bothers me.
I have never seen a cow catch a dog nor a horse catch a cow
quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:quote:Originally posted by *+*Lara*+*:
I think it is fly, spider, bird, cat, dog, cow and horse.
I suspect Kelly is too young to remember Uncle Mac!
Dont know who this Uncel Mac is but i know the song
It's all protein Kelly.
Dont worry im sure your body will convert it to valuable nutrients ...
...
I don't swallow
quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:quote:Originally posted by *+*Lara*+*:
I think it is fly, spider, bird, cat, dog, cow and horse.
This stil bothers me.
I have never seen a cow catch a dog nor a horse catch a cow
It`s not catch Sec, it`s swallow
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and wiggled and tiggled inside her;
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a cat;
Fancy that to swallow a cat!
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady that swallowed a dog;
What a hog, to swallow a dog;
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a cow,
I don't know how she swallowed a cow;
She swallowed the cow to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a horse...
She's dead, of course!
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and wiggled and tiggled inside her;
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd to swallow a bird.
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a cat;
Fancy that to swallow a cat!
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady that swallowed a dog;
What a hog, to swallow a dog;
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a cow,
I don't know how she swallowed a cow;
She swallowed the cow to catch the dog,
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat,
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird,
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider,
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly;
I don't know why she swallowed a fly - Perhaps she'll die!
There was an old lady who swallowed a horse...
She's dead, of course!
I have read somewhere that when we are sleeping spiders are attracted to our saliva, and at some stage in our lives we have probably swallowed one
quote:I think i swallowed a fly...
You are supposed to unzip it first and then go in
This may just be myth bu i heard it was an average of 7 a yearquote:Originally posted by Marguerita:
I have read somewhere that when we are sleeping spiders are attracted to our saliva, and at some stage in our lives we have probably swallowed one
quote:Originally posted by Scotty:quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:quote:Originally posted by *+*Lara*+*:
I think it is fly, spider, bird, cat, dog, cow and horse.
This stil bothers me.
I have never seen a cow catch a dog nor a horse catch a cow
It`s not catch Sec, it`s swallow
She swallowed a cow to catch the dog.
Waste of effort
God NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOquote:Originally posted by Marguerita:
I have read somewhere that when we are sleeping spiders are attracted to our saliva, and at some stage in our lives we have probably swallowed one
quote:Originally posted by Marguerita:
I have read somewhere that when we are sleeping spiders are attracted to our saliva, and at some stage in our lives we have probably swallowed one
, thats gross.quote:Originally posted by Sexy_Kelly:This may just be myth bu i heard it was an average of 7 a yearquote:Originally posted by Marguerita:
I have read somewhere that when we are sleeping spiders are attracted to our saliva, and at some stage in our lives we have probably swallowed one
quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:quote:Originally posted by *+*Lara*+*:
I think it is fly, spider, bird, cat, dog, cow and horse.
I suspect Kelly is too young to remember Uncle Mac!
oops was I showing my age again!
it wriggled and wriggled and wriggled inside her.
I think I'd like that
I think I'd like that
i'm sure a goat was involved at some point 'opened her throat..and swallowed a goat..' 
quote:Originally posted by jonono:
it wriggled and wriggled and wriggled inside her.
I think I'd like that
quote:Originally posted by Perones:
i'm sure a goat was involved at some point 'opened her throat..and swallowed a goat..'
omg I think you are right. I am trying to sing it again now.
quote:Originally posted by Perones:
i'm sure a goat was involved at some point 'opened her throat..and swallowed a goat..'
Wrong forum Perones
I found it on google!!
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I dunno why she swallowed that fly,
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd, to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die
There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.
Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die
There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.
What a hog!To swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a goat.
Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog ...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat...
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a horse -
She's dead, of course.
There was an old lady who swallowed a fly.
I dunno why she swallowed that fly,
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a spider,
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a bird;
How absurd, to swallow a bird!
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly -
Perhaps she'll die
There was an old lady who swallowed a cat.
Imagine that, she swallowed a cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die
There was an old lady who swallowed a dog.
What a hog!To swallow a dog!
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a goat.
Just opened her throat and swallowed a goat!
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog ...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat.
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a cow.
I don't know how she swallowed a cow!
She swallowed the cow to catch the goat...
She swallowed the goat to catch the dog...
She swallowed the dog to catch the cat...
She swallowed the cat to catch the bird ...
She swallowed the bird to catch the spider
That wriggled and jiggled and wiggled inside her.
She swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
But I dunno why she swallowed that fly
Perhaps she'll die.
There was an old lady who swallowed a horse -
She's dead, of course.
pmsl its funny to think back that as a kid I had an LP of these nursery rhymes..I can hear it in my head now 
I already posted that Lara. 
quote:Originally posted by Scotty:
I already posted that Lara.
aye Scotty, but your's didn't have that darn goat in it! who ever heard of a cow catching a dog
everyone know's that's a goat's job 
quote:Originally posted by Perones:quote:Originally posted by Scotty:
I already posted that Lara.
aye Scotty, but your's didn't have that darn goat in it! who ever heard of a cow catching a dog
Fair enough Farmer Perone but stop being so pernickety!
quote:Originally posted by Scotty:
Fair enough Farmer Perone but stop being so pernickety!
pmsl scotty
quote:Originally posted by Scotty:
I already posted that Lara.
Ooops sorry Scotty, its my age I tell you.
quote:Originally posted by Barolo:
Here's the song being sung to go with Scotty and Lara's lyrics!
Song on You Tube
Omg how funny lol
quote:Originally posted by Barolo:
Here's the song being sung to go with Scotty and Lara's lyrics!
Song on You Tube
He was singing that in a nursery of some sorts. Silence. The poor bairns must have been frightened out of their wits. quote:Originally posted by *+*Lara*+*:quote:Originally posted by Scotty:
I already posted that Lara.
Ooops sorry Scotty, its my age I tell you.
Kidding Lara. I`m the same, I can`t remember which thread I`ve just posted in.
quote:Originally posted by Scotty:quote:Originally posted by *+*Lara*+*:quote:Originally posted by Scotty:
I already posted that Lara.
Ooops sorry Scotty, its my age I tell you.
Kidding Lara. I`m the same, I can`t remember which thread I`ve just posted in.
hehe
and omg I am walking around now singing this bloody song!!