Women aren't that gullible or desperate grumpy.

Surely I can at least get some itunes vouchers out of women, or a basket of fruit.

Or women could give me gifts to make me stop.?

That might work.

Epic fail, vids!

Too old for the cougar market and wayyyyyyyyyy too old for the teenies.

So, to summarise and repeat - too old.

You'll be lucky to get a pair of slippers 

You could pull it off online Vids!  

Can I get the slippers though? The fox destroyed mine. 

I refuse to reply with my initial thought there 

Really? Glad though.  

I share your initial thought.

I must document my initial thoughts. 

BTW Vids! Only kidding! 

Every night I come on here and I'm steadfastly ignored. Go figuire (sp).   

Col! That's ridiculous! I read and consider your thoughts important! Just because no-one replies doesn't mean you're not a valuable FM! 

But you haven't been Ignored Cologne!

"

Surely I can at least get some itunes vouchers out of women, or a basket of fruit. "

I never ignore you.

I'll take that then,  anything I can get is a bonus.

38 year old male? Nice thought but even too much for me! Good luck with your quest though 

 LOL Vids!

I did a wish list the other day Vids, it's floating around the forum somewhere.  Anyway, if you get too many pairs of slippers can I have a pair off you my feet are freezing today.  Thanks 

Cologne, vids replied to you.

People have replied to you in other threads tonight too.

 Good luck to you. You'd probably do better than I would *goes to scratch 25 items off list*

My list : 

cake

Was reading this, and this ad popped up  

It's a deal, the pairs of slippers are already pouring in.

I was thinking more webcam action, im not sure you can do that on twitter.

Well you got to meet them first  

Hmmm, thats where my plan falls apart.

Hey that was an easy deal, I didn't even have to give you anything in exchange.