you could always try the pea experiment..i think thats pretty reliable

might explain your penchant for all things glittery and bling like crowns etc


Can I get a Damehood with lots of money and a stinking big country pile Princess Cinds of OopNorth?

Pengy I shall Dame (oh'er) you tomorrow, my Prince is insisting I spend time with him.  I did say 'Oh William you are so demanding' but hey ho.

Air kisses to all *mwah mwah*

I know I was taken as a baby.... cos I have tastes WAY above my income

OMG scrap the pea experiment...with you there is only one test...the shoe !!!

I think we need to see screenshots of the ears.  And possibly the chin too.  We're looking for big, weak in that order. 

p.s. Could you introduce me to Prince Harry too please.  Preferably before jamieboy

I am sure I was snatched too.  I can feel the pea under 20 feather mattresses, no problem.

ooooooh it would also explain why Master Cinds insisted on having golden boots and a crown to wear when Big D and I got married.

   

Love it!  

Am soooo glad my son didn't think of that!!   If it had crossed his mind he would have had a throne & prisoner tower as well!

He was our ring bearer... and stole the show anyway...  he just looked so good in top hat & tails... at 6 yrs old.

He was only 6 at the time, and was so proud of his crown.  A fight broke out towards the end of day when my (also) 6 year old nephew could no longer contain his jealousy of the crown. 

One suspects that Cinds is merely a Percy.

Orf with his head

So when's the coronation? we need a right ole royal knees up

We'll have the coronation tomorrow night 

  I like it Marg

:nails: *hopes this isn't going to end in a Lady Jane Grey scenario*

  Noooooooooooooooo not the tower!

See! Marg and Ditty have played Northumberland (Pre Percy) and Suffolk to your role as puppet queen, if my memory serves me well. This wheel's on fire etc.

Erm OK

When my son was little he got teased at school because his ears stuck out a bit, so I told him that Prince Charles was heir to the throne, and he also had sticky out ears.  For ages, my kid thought he was also heir to the throne.

hahaha!   I found my son at the end of the day... with one of the ushers...  sucking on the helium balloons!     I owe that bloke one... he wasn't a parent at the time... he is now...  when I meet his firstborn I am taking a tank of helium with me!

Pic of my boy in wedding gear...

Aww Ditty what a handsome young boy he is too !!!

Ditty that's fab, I'll have to scan one of my little prince in his crown looking very very pleased with himself.

Still no sign of a ransom note  

*grin*....  actually he is just maddeningly photogenic!    It really pee's off me & his sister.... as we are not very photogenic!

*awaits the crown pic with excitement*  

Do you like corned beef, chips and beans?

Together or separately?  Either way the answer is no, except for beans with toast

A layer of beans...layer of corned beef..repeated...layer of mashed tatato..& grated cheese!...baked!!!!..Mmmmmmmmm!!

OMG that sounds ace! *slobbers*

aww Ditty your boy looks angelic   I'm looking forward to seeing Master Cinds and his crown

LOL.. yeah.. butter wouldn't melt in his mouth!

I too am dying to see Master Cinds.... King of the Wedding Day!   Mr Ditty laughed his socks off when I told him.   He also said it was a good job our boy never thought of that!

I'll sort a picture out and scan it in the morning.  BTW he only got the crown, I (thankfully) was unable to locate the golden boots.

oooh... you didn't think to metallic spray some wellies then

be grateful I was not involved in your wedding planning!