she tried to move in on Siavash by moving to his bed but he wasnt having it 
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there's a really disgusting limerick for this thread but i'm fair too much of a gentleman to post it. 
not many words rhyme with Siavash do they?
not many words rhyme with Siavash do they?
quote:Originally posted by guku:
there's a really disgusting limerick for this thread but i'm fair too much of a gentleman to post it.
not many words rhyme with Siavash do they?
~snort~
tash ?
Dont be silly.If she was horny Marcus would be able to smell it
ah yes i know what your thinkingquote:Originally posted by guku:
there's a really disgusting limerick for this thread but i'm fair too much of a gentleman to post it.
not many words rhyme with Siavash do they?
rash?
Bash?
Big floppy gash ?
quote:Originally posted by Fan of the girls:
Big floppy gash ?
oh damn you posted it
There was a guy called Siavash
Who'd rather have a little bash
Or even get a nasty rash
Than go and explores Beas....
tash
Who'd rather have a little bash
Or even get a nasty rash
Than go and explores Beas....
tash
She's in a house with an ever increasing bustline that can't hold drink.. a mardy arsed brazilian fella.. an annoying toddler disguised as a 20 somthing cheeky chappie.. a yorkshire pudding.. a tattooed ****wit.. a 35 year old pre-pubescent knob-end.. a slightly camp furball..
no wonder she's angry..
no wonder she's angry..
My sides really hurt now!!! 
quote:Originally posted by tupps:
She's in a house with an ever increasing bustline that can't hold drink.. a mardy arsed brazilian fella.. an annoying toddler disguised as a 20 somthing cheeky chappie.. a yorkshire pudding.. a tattooed ****wit.. a 35 year old pre-pubescent knob-end.. a slightly camp furball..
no wonder she's angry..
quote:Originally posted by Mazzystar:
There was a guy called Siavash
Who'd rather have a little bash
Or even get a nasty rash
Than go and explores Beas....
tash
quote:Originally posted by Lister_of_Smeg:
she tried to move in on Siavash by moving to his bed but he wasnt having it
She is, and she can't believe he doesn't fancy her.
quote:Originally posted by Senora Reyes:quote:Originally posted by Lister_of_Smeg:
she tried to move in on Siavash by moving to his bed but he wasnt having it
She is, and she can't believe he doesn't fancy her.
Is she really really really really really upset yet?
Didn't she claim to have "got around" rather a lot in the outside world? Enforced celibacy must be a nice change! 
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
Didn't she claim to have "got around" rather a lot in the outside world? Enforced celibacy must be a nice change!
I think her 50+ lovers might have resulted from the fact that protracted time with her (i.e. more than one date) leads to a drastic drop in libido (and will to live).
didnt she boats about having an orgy oncequote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
Didn't she claim to have "got around" rather a lot in the outside world? Enforced celibacy must be a nice change!
quote:Originally posted by subatomic partygirl:quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
Didn't she claim to have "got around" rather a lot in the outside world? Enforced celibacy must be a nice change!
I think her 50+ lovers might have resulted from the fact that protracted time with her (i.e. more than one date) leads to a drastic drop in libido (and will to live).
Prolonged exposure to her death-ray personality would be enough to wither the strongest bough...quote:Originally posted by Lister_of_Smeg:didnt she boats about having an orgy oncequote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
Didn't she claim to have "got around" rather a lot in the outside world? Enforced celibacy must be a nice change!
There's safety in numbers - they were probably needed, to drown out the sound of her bloody voice 
Frigid more like
She should just get it on with Lisa. I'm sure Lisa wouldn't say no. Failing that she could try and turn Charlie or Dave
Failing that she could try and turn Charlie or Dave quote:Originally posted by paace:
She should just get it on with Lisa. I'm sure Lisa wouldn't say no.
Turn 'em both sick, most likely
If you were a gay chap, would you really want a one-off hetero experience to be with someone like Bea?
quote:Originally posted by paace:
She should just get it on with Lisa. I'm sure Lisa wouldn't say no.
yes i can have any woman i want Lisa wont say no
quote:Originally posted by Mazzystar:
Dont be silly.If she was horny Marcus would be able to smell it
brilliant