So over that pair of chancers.  Who do they think they're fooling?   The original odd couple!  

sorry Tiddles - it was the 8 slices of cheese n toast I was on about.......
(like I said - couldnt help myself)

naughty barmy hehe

I thought this was about next weeks victim for nominations 

She'll send it back and and ask for a Fred Flinstone dinoburger with all the extras - supersized.    Can't stand either of them and their fakemance anymore!

our mate Videostar commented in a post over on DS earlier today - something about being able to see the great wall of china and Josie's arse from space - I couldnt help but have a little snigger

Sh1t!  Is that what it was, I thought it was the world's biggest bike parking place!  

YOUR words Tiddles YOUR words - not mine

Too much ya think?      Can't help being me and keeping it real!  

oh I'm agreeing totally with u Tiddles - and I'm about as real as they come too - wish I could say more

Derz ya!   

I just saw a fat lump of duvet moving towards the smoking area....  - it spoke like Vicky Pollard offa Little Britain an nuffen or nuffen

Yeah but no but yeah but....was it slurpin' and sounding  like a fum being sucked?   

well now a crane has dropped 178 bricks of lard into the house (as in - how much you need to lose...)  - by the swimming pool I think it was - they were thoughtful enough to wrap a duvet round it and stick farmer giles in the middle sucking her thumb to keep it warm - dunno whether she's giving the eeevils or not cos her face is a bit fat and half covered in hand/thumb

Mebbeez all that excessive weight can be towed away with a bran noo comboyne arvester!   

who's got the key 'doh

Josie isn't that fat - I think she has a nice figure.  Ok it is not super slim, but certainly not that fat.

Josie is annoying but don't bag her for being over weight that's just not fair. I'd prefer to see larger people in the house rather than the skinny obsessive stick insects of late...