One day, the dog named John walked over the street. Suddenly, a pink car with three legs ran over the street. It stopped and asked for the 5`th session of Friends, but John told that it wasn`t made yet.The car was angry, and spitted cacodemons out his two mouths.The cacodemons duplicated each other, and ate up all the Scooby-snacks. The old lady shouted at Pikachu, and fired a missile at him. Pikachu evolved into Weedle, and throwed a
burning banana at the car. The banana got angry, and tried to rule the world. John told the banana that MTV ruled the world, and ate him. The banana tasted old shoes, wich was not so weird, because it was a super sayajin. The green pig with the bell, ran towards the car, and exploded like a sheep.Suddenly, the car started an earthquake, and the whole world turned
into a ice cream. The orcs started an revenge on Donald Duck, and turned him to a pink bear. The old lady advanced into level 10, and turned into a Fire Demon. The fire demon burned down all mushrooms, (which was the houses on the planet) and fried all flying carrots.
I Like Monkeys The pet store was selling them for 5ÂĒ a piece. I thought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand each. I decided not to look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys. I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing. I herded them into my room. They didn't adapt very well to their new environment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at high speeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectacle lost its novelty halfway into its third hour. Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive: they all died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta' dropped dead. Kinda' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap monkeys.
I didn't know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs. I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn't work. It got stuck. Then I had one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys. I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for a while, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad. I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn't want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.
I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn't all go bad.
I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had to extinguish the fire. Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn't improving.
I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use the bathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better.
I tried throwing them way but the garbage man said that the city wasn't allowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn't take that one either. I didn't bother asking about the frozen ones.
I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. My friends didn't know quite what to say. They pretended that they like them but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in the genitals I Like Monkeys
Momentarily, sanity struck their genitalia. The fog thickened and was eaten by Batman, who was holding a bat.The bat was peeing white coffee for Batman's breakfast party. For years he wept, until he drowned himself. A human whale can't possibly exist without dragon whales that spit rockets. So together, they jumped with joy and conquered the right to disappear.
Disappearing to another guy's head, which provided fertile land, bad headaches altogether to spur bananas as a religion for him to declare holy war upon ketchup spiders that created webs on cheeseburger whales. McDonald's sued them and lost, because Burger King bailed the spiders so they could poo holograms to reach the sandwich once the fallout ended.
One day, a man was walking down the road when he heard a group of old people continuously chanting, "Thirteen, Thirteen, Thirteen, Thirteen..." Curious, the man walked toward a high wooden fence where the noise seemed to be coming from.The fence was too high to peek over so he found a hole in the fence. When he looked through the hole to see what was all the commotion, "POKE!"The man staggered backwards as he held his poked eye and the chanting continued, "Fourteen, Fourteen, Fourteen..."
I saw this wool ice cream truck, a chef, and a piece of Pluto. The guys that owned the ice cream truck stole the piece of Pluto from the pastry chef who obtained it from the flying elephant. The flying elephant got it from a sumo wrestler who obtained it in the sumo championship on Saturn. They went to Saturn because Jupiter was full of mutant beavcoons. The beavcoons were from Mars where the bubbly bubbles, an ancient gang that was buried in Camelot lived. The bubbly bubbles came back after the clowns resurrected him in an ancient burial spell of magicalness. Then the corndog from Venus lead an attack of canoes onto the Russians who responded by taking away McDonalds from China. Since China didnât have anymore McDonalds they decided to buy a Pizza hut. But alas the Pizza hut was then stolen by a talking elephant from India. The elephant was The Guruâs and he lived at the Ashram in Los Angeles. The elephant had a pig friend who taught maths. The pig exploded one day and left the whole world wondering. Since the pig exploded the King pig blamed the giants. Since the giants hated being blamed they lead an attack on the King and since they were of course much bigger they were victorious.After the giants took control of Greenland they started fighting the Vikings from Iceland. The opponents were equally matched so they ended up destroying each other and they became extinct. Then the gorillas stole Honda Trail 70âs from Tony Soprano the lead gangster from Italy.
Tony Soprano actually got the Hondasâ from India anyhow back to the gorillas. The gorillas started causing a ruckus in The Big Apple, actually a big apple, where they ran over Billy Joe and Eileen. Since the football players were chasing them the gorillas hopped into the giant peach with James who was escaping his evil parents.
This will be my final post on this subject ......................................
this thread needs to lighten up