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Strawberry.
hand 
deja vue. See you in a minute. 
a good shag??
a poo?
I was going to say a poo.
Would I tell you all if I needed a poo 
a wee *i claim my 5 pound*
One of you is right 
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a wee *i claim my 5 pound
I knew that from last time, hence the 'deja vue'. Where's my fiver?
I really like sprout.
Class A.
Class A.
And you'll never know who that reply/answer is to 
*chucks 50p at Cologne*
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One of you is right
it was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeReference:
chucks 50p at Cologne*
I'll save it for the icecream van tomorrow. 
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Would I tell you all if I needed a poo
Well we have broke the ice, so you can anytime you want now Reference:
And you'll never know who that reply/answer is to
Meeeeee Reference:
it was meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Nah, soz, it wasn't you Low
it was meeeeeeeeeee and i bet she got another can on the way back
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Nah, soz, it wasn't you Low
ah well, win some, lose some
She'll have had another one by now
i bet she's on the loo again
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it was meeeeeeeeeee and i bet she got another can on the way back
OY! missis! I've calmed down a lot now
too much crap goin on for me to lose a grip and drink more on a weekday than i did
Oh, well i'm going for a ...................... hope you are well my little brussell (hugs) my smillies have gone (mad)
hope you are well my little brussell (hugs) my smillies have gone (mad)