I thought it was really clear. 

Birthday party 5th August

Renewal wedding 30th July

Real wedding anniversary February 29th

Consummating the wedding...... on going  

You forgot: Actual birthday, August 16th.

See, when you put it like THAT, it's VERY clear!

Jeez, this would never happen with a bloke.

I do love a red dress and that's a lovely one...

Well maybe if he wore a dress it might 

Thank you, I want to wear it all the time   Work, grocery shopping, doing the housework etc

Sorry, I probably missed important bits out but because they were in my head I didn't notice.  I do a similar thing with Mr Cinds, I'll start a sentence half way through because the first half I said to myself in my head, and he just looks at me with a "WHAT?" look on his face  

Originally Posted by Cinds:

 Lori dear Lori *smoothes brow*  The dress was made for my birthday, but we decided because it was so beautiful, that we should renew our wedding vows early.  (we planned to do them anyway next year on Feb 29th our REAL wedding anniversary - it will be our 8th in years, but 2nd in leap years).  So we're getting married again on the 30th July, and my 40th birthday party is the 5th of August, even though I'm not really 40 until the 16th August but I will be on holiday.

 

I keep my life simple you know 

That didn't really help, you know.

But, I appreciate the effort.

Clear as mud innit

What's confusing you?  Hopefully I can clear it up.

What a lovely looking woman

PS...I don't like the shoes, I'd go for something a bit more 'elegant'......but that's possibly because I'm an old fart!

Aw Cinds you look lovely ! and I can see that the shoes would tie in with the petticoats.. really nice 

Looks gorgeous! Can understand why you are so pleased with it Cinds.

To be honest the shoes are still debatable. However, when you see them with the dress they do look good. Although I am always open to buying more shoes  

On the plus side of those shoes they are so comfortable for such a heel especially  when I am going to be in them for quite a few hours.

Also, thank you for the compliments.

I am still dress shopping i decided against the monsoon one and need a trip to bluewater I cant wait

YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I told you a tattie sack 

tattie sack is not ruled out.... i cant seem to find a suitable frock

He he I got a parcel delivered to me today, obviously the phone operative had not listened when I spelled my surname out (I always have to) the parcel arrived addressed to Lisa Haysack  It's had me laughing all day.

So lovely, the dress is amazing.

You'll have to get a photo of you sitting, so i can see the net for full effect

You just want to look up my skirt 

Buy me a 1/2 and I'll let you 

Of course i  do! I want to count your nets 

A half ?  done! 

Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):Of course i  do! I want to count your nets 

YEEEHAAA....I'm such a cheap date........ 

oh wait 

Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):Of course i  do! I want to count your nets 

 

A half ?  done! 

YEEEHAAA....I'm such a cheap date........ 

 

oh wait 

Too late 

Originally Posted by Cinds:

Originally Posted by Ev (Peachy):Of course i  do! I want to count your nets 

 

A half ?  done! 

YEEEHAAA....I'm such a cheap date........ 

 

oh wait 

Too late 

*crosses legs* 

*looks for demure smiley*

Tease 

>><<  your demure smiley.

A couple I know, surname Webster, had called a cab at a do we were at .. guy came in and shouted " taxi for Lobster"  

No no that looks more like *I am ignoring you smiley*

Oh crap my shoulder is freezing again.  5 weeks of neck pain, 2 weeks now of a frozen shoulder.  Nack nack nacking. 

 We've also had Qeaseak, which before Haysack was my favourite.

My sister even mispelled our surname on our wedding card 

Jeez, Cinds, even I mispell our surname! I use my own name mostly .

( Our wedding cards mostly said " to the happy couple " or variations on that, folk were too scared to try to spell the moniker! )

My husband regularly mis-pronounces my daughter's married name....after 6 years of marriage. I think now he does it on purpose.

My grandmother does the same. Mis spells all the birthday cards, i swear she does it on purpose, its not her age because she named me  I told her there was no way she could forget it!

When i get parcels or letters sometimes its addressed to hole, whole, hail, such a common name and they still get it wrong, mind i quite liked the hole surname lol 

Read in a local paper that a woman in their sales office had told a caller " you 'd have to contact my colleague Alex Wilson about that " . A letter arrived a couple of days later addressed to McAuley Garlic Wilson

I used to work with a guy and he'd always say - my name is J..... Clarke with an e.

He received a letter addressed to J. Clarkwithernee 

That made me snort laughing.

BIt like some crap show I watched recently and the cake was ordered with 'pheonix' in the middle, and it cam with 'pheonix in the middle' iced across it 

You've made me rethink the shoes.  What about these?

^ I like those

But I liked the other ones too