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Originally posted by captain marbles:
Forget the car, tell us more about your drunken mum and why your brother is an arse.

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Originally posted by captain marbles:
Forget the car, tell us more about your drunken mum and why your brother is an arse.

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Originally posted by The Secretary:
Stick it in 'D' and leave yer left foot out of the proceedings.

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Originally posted by Dame_Ann_Average:

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Originally posted by The Secretary:
Stick it in 'D' and leave yer left foot out of the proceedings.

Ir would help if we knew which way the car was facing

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Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:

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Originally posted by Dame_Ann_Average:

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Originally posted by The Secretary:
Stick it in 'D' and leave yer left foot out of the proceedings.

Ir would help if we knew which way the car was facing

lol if i do the the car will be in the back of my car

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Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:

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Originally posted by Dame_Ann_Average:

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Originally posted by The Secretary:
Stick it in 'D' and leave yer left foot out of the proceedings.

Ir would help if we knew which way the car was facing

lol if i do the the car will be in the back of my car

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Originally posted by The Secretary:

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Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:

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Originally posted by Dame_Ann_Average:

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Originally posted by The Secretary:
Stick it in 'D' and leave yer left foot out of the proceedings.

Ir would help if we knew which way the car was facing

lol if i do the the car will be in the back of my car

I think it's probably safer to tell your bro to get a cab

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Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:

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Originally posted by The Secretary:

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Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:

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Originally posted by Dame_Ann_Average:

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Originally posted by The Secretary:
Stick it in 'D' and leave yer left foot out of the proceedings.

Ir would help if we knew which way the car was facing

lol if i do the the car will be in the back of my car

I think it's probably safer to tell your bro to get a cab

will you give him the £40

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Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:
lol just realised how wonderful that makes my family sound pmsl

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Originally posted by shar69:
Make sure stick in P, start engine, move stick to R (no clutch only brake and gas), slowly push down gas pedal with right foot. Same as manual but without the clutch and stick in a straight line. If not confident, just get pissed and make 'arse' get a cab home

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Originally posted by Dave - GaGa:
There is no clutch in an automatic. Hold the brake, start it, and then move it into gear.

R is "Run over everything behind me."
D is "Drive over everything in front of me."

When you're done, P is "Park the car, there is nothing left to run over."

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Originally posted by Shar:
Automatic cars are the bees knees .... I had countless lessons trying to drive a manual car and just couldn't 'get' the clutch ... I used to break out in a sweat when the instructor would pull up in the car ... One day I stalled the car in the the middle of the road trying to turn into a garage ... for my next lesson he brought an automatic car ... and I've never looked back ...

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Originally posted by electric shepherd:

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Originally posted by Shar:
Automatic cars are the bees knees .... I had countless lessons trying to drive a manual car and just couldn't 'get' the clutch ... I used to break out in a sweat when the instructor would pull up in the car ... One day I stalled the car in the the middle of the road trying to turn into a garage ... for my next lesson he brought an automatic car ... and I've never looked back ...

me too!! autos are brill, people have a really outdated view of them but my o/h's got an auto lease car from work this time round and says he'd be reluctant to go back to a manual.

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Originally posted by Mentalist:
If your brothers an arse tell him to take a bus or cab then you won't have to move the car.

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Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:

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Originally posted by Mentalist:
If your brothers an arse tell him to take a bus or cab then you won't have to move the car.

good point... problem is he is an arse ... his wife isn't!

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Originally posted by Mentalist:

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Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:

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Originally posted by Mentalist:
If your brothers an arse tell him to take a bus or cab then you won't have to move the car.

good point... problem is he is an arse ... his wife isn't!

Let her stay over and give him a quid for the bus.

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Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:

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Originally posted by Mentalist:

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Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:

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Originally posted by Mentalist:
If your brothers an arse tell him to take a bus or cab then you won't have to move the car.

good point... problem is he is an arse ... his wife isn't!

Let her stay over and give him a quid for the bus.

she's gone home (upset) so i think he needs to go and apologise to her for being an arse

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Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:
right just phoned her.. she's still upset

phoned him... he's going home (his home not mine)

so hopefully he'll apologise for being an arse.

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Originally posted by Mentalist:

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Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:
right just phoned her.. she's still upset

phoned him... he's going home (his home not mine)

so hopefully he'll apologise for being an arse.

I'm sure they will sort it out when he gets home. On the plus side you don't need a crash (no pun intended) course in automatic cars.