I can't be bothered to go up stairs though. 
Will someone go for me please.
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quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
I can't be bothered to go up stairs though.
Nip into the clunge thread - it's already swimmin' in there
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Why is my head getting wet? 
Me too...... and mine is downstairs. It's at least 15 steps to the loo though. 
quote:Originally posted by captain marbles:
Why is my head getting wet?
quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
I can't be bothered to go up stairs though.
Nip into the clunge thread - it's already swimmin' in there
Nooooooo - I swore never to go into there again
Too late 
Done!
Put a bucket under your desk, it will come in handy 
i did a litre of wee once in one go.
is that normal?
is that normal?
quote:Originally posted by Scrumtum:
i did a litre of wee once in one go.
is that normal?
To measure the amount you urinate...
probably not!
quote:Originally posted by Scrumtum:
i did a litre of wee once in one go.
is that normal?
hahahahahahaha that reminds me of an awful story from my teens, but you'll have to get me really drunk to spill that sordid tale.quote:Originally posted by Cinds:quote:Originally posted by Scrumtum:
i did a litre of wee once in one go.
is that normal?
Spill! (the story that is! )
i need to go as well *crosses legs*
hey Cinds, where did you get Angus from?quote:Originally posted by Cinds:quote:Originally posted by Scrumtum:
i did a litre of wee once in one go.
is that normal?
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by Scrumtum:
i did a litre of wee once in one go.
is that normal?
To measure the amount you urinate...
probably not!
quote:Originally posted by Abo:hey Cinds, where did you get Angus from?quote:Originally posted by Cinds:quote:Originally posted by Scrumtum:
i did a litre of wee once in one go.
is that normal?
Angus the dog in my avatar, or Angus the guitar player in my sig?
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by Cinds:quote:Originally posted by Scrumtum:
i did a litre of wee once in one go.
is that normal?
Spill! (the story that is! )
Have you got booze
the latter - he looks coolquote:Originally posted by Cinds:quote:Originally posted by Abo:hey Cinds, where did you get Angus from?quote:Originally posted by Cinds:quote:Originally posted by Scrumtum:
i did a litre of wee once in one go.
is that normal?
Angus the dog in my avatar, or Angus the guitar player in my sig?
Upstairs for a wee or downstairs for a cuppa tea and a cookie. I need both and cannot be bothered to walk that far.
quote:Originally posted by Cinds:
Have you got booze
*rummages in booze cupboard*
dregs of a bottle of Bombay Saphire, half a bottle of cherry brandy
, third of a bottle of blue curaco , some bottles of wine that came from the chinese with our meals... and 3 bottles of stella... its yours!
ahhh, I used to have a dog called Angus! 
*turns the tap on*
*posts pictures of lakes*
*makes psssssssss noises*
Was that a bit mean?
*posts pictures of lakes*
*makes psssssssss noises*
Was that a bit mean?
quote:Originally posted by electric6:
*turns the tap on*
*posts pictures of lakes*
*makes psssssssss noises*
Was that a bit mean?
quote:Originally posted by Abo:
the latter - he looks cool
I got it off Bov, but he had to step by step talk me through getting it in to my sig, I'm rubbish at inserting things (well pics and smilies
)quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
ahhh, I used to have a dog called Angus!
The little sleeping pooch in my avatar is one of my dogs - Angus, named after the man playing guitar in my sig.
nah was @ a festival ennit and needed a wee @ night and didnt wanna go out of tent. so and did it in a long plastic cup and then put it in a water bottle.quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
To measure the amount you urinate...
probably not!
filled up a whole litre!
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by Cinds:
Have you got booze
*rummages in booze cupboard*
dregs of a bottle of Bombay Saphire, half a bottle of cherry brandy
its yours!
You'll have to wait until I have drank it all, and hope I don't pass out in the mean time, before I spill that story.
quote:Originally posted by Queen of the High Teas:
Is it dancing on your bladder?
did u wee on someone???????quote:Originally posted by Cinds:
u gotta tell ussssss
quote:Originally posted by Scrumtum:
nah was @ a festival ennit and needed a wee @ night and didnt wanna go out of tent. so and did it in a long plastic cup and then put it in a water bottle.
filled up a whole litre!
Scrummy. All class this girl.
quote:Originally posted by Scrumtum:did u wee on someone???????quote:Originally posted by Cinds:
u gotta tell ussssss
No I didn't wee on someone, well not the time I am thinking about anyway.
Seriously ask me late on a Friday night, and I might just tell you.
ill have a she-pee this year so defo more classyyyy i get to aim straight into the bottle, no stopping... all in one go.quote:Originally posted by electric6:
Scrummy. All class this girl.
cant waiiiit
Hahahah
No lobbing it at a band members head though
No lobbing it at a band members head though
*makes note on calender for tomorrow*. heheeeeeeeequote:Originally posted by Cinds:
Seriously ask me late on a Friday night, and I might just tell you.
quote:Originally posted by Scrumtum:ill have a she-pee this year so defo more classyyyy i get to aim straight into the bottle, no stopping... all in one go.quote:Originally posted by electric6:
Scrummy. All class this girl.
cant waiiiit
Daren't ask what a she-pee is, but now I am thinking of an even worse pee story that I have, which is even worse than the first one I thought about.
oh no i dont do that. i will however be @ the front... i can she-pee through the holes in the barriers and no1 will even notice.quote:Originally posted by electric6:
Hahahah
No lobbing it at a band members head though
quote:Originally posted by Scrumtum:*makes note on calender for tomorrow*. heheeeeeeeequote:Originally posted by Cinds:
Seriously ask me late on a Friday night, and I might just tell you.
Scrumtum you should really join the pumpkin rooms, there is A LOT of disclosure on there in the chatroom on a Friday night