My company wants to replace 26 full time roles with 10 full time roles and 8 part time ones. But there are also further redundancies affecting the department I directly work with, which means they're really targeting me and four other colleagues particularly.
I've decided (after a night on beer and cocktails) that I want a full time role or redundancy. All of my colleagues seem to have opted for the same, given that the part time ones would still mean whoever takes them would have to be at 24 hours' notice if work wanted them to come in on a day off, or only 2 hours' notice if they wanted them to work a later shift up to 12 hours, even though the part time shift is only 4 hours.
What a load of cack!
I'd rather clean ****ing toilets, frankly.
Oh, and did I mention that the ELEVEN MANAGERS who were in charge of a dwindling number of staff before this announcement are STILL keeping their jobs?