Just recently I have had to replace my cooker, fridge, iron, tumble drier and now my toaster. I could kill my partner. I blame him for the drier and toaster. The rest are just normal wear and tear but he used the drier every single day, 3 or 4 times a day for drying work clothes before work, single items for his bath, small loads when he washes 2 tshirts and a pair of socks and then maybe I'd be lucky if he loaded a full wash into the drier. What used to irritate me the most was when he'd open the washing machine, see I'd already washed a full load and instead of putting it in the drier he'd put in his pants/socks/tshirt and re-do the whole lot OR take out one tshirt or whatever that he was looking for a dry that on his own.
Does anyone want him? He's lazy, snores, grumpy and breaks appliances but he's really loving and will do mostly anything you ask 
Open to offers.
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