@ you lot.... I now have a very different mental image of 'Baz the basher'
Thats what they call her on the street
@ you lot.... I now have a very different mental image of 'Baz the basher'
Thats what they call her on the street
@ you lot.... I now have a very different mental image of 'Baz the basher'
She has Arnies muscles, I have heard but in a very feminine way of course
Baz won't let you away with that one.
@ you lot.... I now have a very different mental image of 'Baz the basher'
Thats what they call her on the street
I heard she used to be a bouncer at Mothercare
@ you lot.... I now have a very different mental image of 'Baz the basher'
She has Arnies muscles, I have heard but in a very feminine way of course
Baz won't let you away with that one.
I know *is dreading when Bazzy come online*
@ you lot.... I now have a very different mental image of 'Baz the basher'
She has Arnies muscles, I have heard but in a very feminine way of course
Baz won't let you away with that one.
I know *is dreading when Bazzy come online*
Be afraid, be very afraid!
@ you lot.... I now have a very different mental image of 'Baz the basher'
She has Arnies muscles, I have heard but in a very feminine way of course
Baz won't let you away with that one.
I know *is dreading when Bazzy come online*
Be afraid, be very afraid!
Could be internet goes down tonight. The first time in yonks
We tidied your room when you were out and found what you'd stashed under your bed EC
You're in a lot of trouble young man
It's not mine, saving it for a friend.
That old chestnut!
Consider yourself grounded until further notice.
Taps foot, folds arms...
*warms norty step up*
Should we tell Baz? Surely no-one deserves that...
The wrath of Baz!
Yeah she been done for GBH before I know
*is shocked* as she will be when she reads this thread
If anyone asks... I wasn't here!
Someone hijacked my account.
@ you lot.... I now have a very different mental image of 'Baz the basher'
She has Arnies muscles, I have heard but in a very feminine way of course
Baz won't let you away with that one.
I know *is dreading when Bazzy come online*
Be afraid, be very afraid!
Could be internet goes down tonight. The first time in yonks
We tidied your room when you were out and found what you'd stashed under your bed EC
You're in a lot of trouble young man
It's not mine, saving it for a friend.
That old chestnut!
Consider yourself grounded until further notice.
Taps foot, folds arms...
*warms norty step up*
Should we tell Baz? Surely no-one deserves that...
The wrath of Baz!
Yeah she been done for GBH before I know
*is shocked* as she will be when she reads this thread
If anyone asks... I wasn't here!
Someone hijacked my account.
Cowardy Custards!!
I'm off to cook dinner.
@ you lot.... I now have a very different mental image of 'Baz the basher'
Thats what they call her on the street
I heard she used to be a bouncer at Mothercare
She used to go after bad debts for Saga too...
Cowardy Custards!!
I'm off to cook dinner.
Yeah ruuun!
Bye for now Yogi
We tidied your room when you were out and found what you'd stashed under your bed EC
You're in a lot of trouble young man
It's not mine, saving it for a friend.
That old chestnut!
Consider yourself grounded until further notice.
Taps foot, folds arms...
*warms norty step up*
Should we tell Baz? Surely no-one deserves that...
The wrath of Baz!
Yeah she been done for GBH before I know
*is shocked* as she will be when she reads this thread
If anyone asks... I wasn't here!
Someone hijacked my account.
Ditto
@ you lot.... I now have a very different mental image of 'Baz the basher'
She has Arnies muscles, I have heard but in a very feminine way of course
Baz won't let you away with that one.
I know *is dreading when Bazzy come online*
Be afraid, be very afraid!
Could be internet goes down tonight. The first time in yonks
We tidied your room when you were out and found what you'd stashed under your bed EC
You're in a lot of trouble young man
It's not mine, saving it for a friend.
That old chestnut!
Consider yourself grounded until further notice.
Taps foot, folds arms...
*warms norty step up*
Should we tell Baz? Surely no-one deserves that...
The wrath of Baz!
Yeah she been done for GBH before I know
*is shocked* as she will be when she reads this thread
If anyone asks... I wasn't here!
Someone hijacked my account.
Cowardy Custards!!
I'm off to cook dinner.
*is set to join Yogi, doing anything for the next 2 years*
@ you lot.... I now have a very different mental image of 'Baz the basher'
Thats what they call her on the street
I heard she used to be a bouncer at Mothercare
She used to go after bad debts for Saga too...
*feels very afraid, very afraid*
Right, off to feed me gob have something to eat, until at least midnight
See you later Rosie
@ you lot.... I now have a very different mental image of 'Baz the basher'
She has Arnies muscles, I have heard but in a very feminine way of course
Baz won't let you away with that one.
I know *is dreading when Bazzy come online*
Be afraid, be very afraid!
Could be internet goes down tonight. The first time in yonks
We tidied your room when you were out and found what you'd stashed under your bed EC
You're in a lot of trouble young man
It's not mine, saving it for a friend.
That old chestnut!
Consider yourself grounded until further notice.
Taps foot, folds arms...
*warms norty step up*
Should we tell Baz? Surely no-one deserves that...
The wrath of Baz!
Yeah she been done for GBH before I know
*is shocked* as she will be when she reads this thread
If anyone asks... I wasn't here!
Someone hijacked my account.
Cowardy Custards!!
I'm off to cook dinner.
*is set to join Yogi, doing anything for the next 2 years*
You're looking at two years on the naughty step, Moonie!
As for me... *whimpers*
@ you lot.... I now have a very different mental image of 'Baz the basher'
She has Arnies muscles, I have heard but in a very feminine way of course
Baz won't let you away with that one.
I know *is dreading when Bazzy come online*
Be afraid, be very afraid!
Could be internet goes down tonight. The first time in yonks
We tidied your room when you were out and found what you'd stashed under your bed EC
You're in a lot of trouble young man
It's not mine, saving it for a friend.
That old chestnut!
Consider yourself grounded until further notice.
Taps foot, folds arms...
*warms norty step up*
Should we tell Baz? Surely no-one deserves that...
The wrath of Baz!
Yeah she been done for GBH before I know
*is shocked* as she will be when she reads this thread
If anyone asks... I wasn't here!
Someone hijacked my account.
Cowardy Custards!!
I'm off to cook dinner.
*is set to join Yogi, doing anything for the next 2 years*
You're looking at two years on the naughty step, Moonie!
As for me... *whimpers*
I shall plead insanity Rosie
Right, off to feed me gob have something to eat, until at least midnight
See you later Rosie
See ya later Moonie
I get a warning every time I come in these thread saying it's unsafe, has Baz been up to her old tricks
We tidied your room when you were out and found what you'd stashed under your bed EC
You're in a lot of trouble young man
It's not mine, saving it for a friend.
That old chestnut!
Consider yourself grounded until further notice.
Taps foot, folds arms...
*warms norty step up*
Should we tell Baz? Surely no-one deserves that...
The wrath of Baz!
Yeah she been done for GBH before I know
Maybe we should deal with EC ourselves and keep Baz as back up?
Very wise
Look! ...the very mention of Baz's name, and EC has disappeared
Sensible move, on his part.
I've been in my bedroom waiting to be allowed out. Fortunately I still had some of that stuff under my bed to keep me amused.
I get a warning every time I come in these thread saying it's unsafe, has Baz been up to her old tricks
Lets put it this way Aimee..some of us may be in traction over Christmas
Not you of course
We tidied your room when you were out and found what you'd stashed under your bed EC
You're in a lot of trouble young man
It's not mine, saving it for a friend.
That old chestnut!
Consider yourself grounded until further notice.
Taps foot, folds arms...
*warms norty step up*
Should we tell Baz? Surely no-one deserves that...
The wrath of Baz!
Yeah she been done for GBH before I know
Maybe we should deal with EC ourselves and keep Baz as back up?
Very wise
Look! ...the very mention of Baz's name, and EC has disappeared
Sensible move, on his part.
I've been in my bedroom waiting to be allowed out. Fortunately I still had some of that stuff under my bed to keep me amused.
*speed dial Rosie*
I think we got away with it Rosie. Bazzy int seen this thread yet
Er, I happen to have dropped it out in another convo in another thread. Soree.
I think we got away with it Rosie. Bazzy int seen this thread yet
Er, I happen to have dropped it out in another convo in another thread. Soree.
I think we got away with it Rosie. Bazzy int seen this thread yet
Til you rumbled us Moonie!
Runs around packing bag and looking for passport
I think we got away with it Rosie. Bazzy int seen this thread yet
Til you rumbled us Moonie!
Runs around packing bag and looking for passport
*aint got a passport...goes out to buy one*
I think we got away with it Rosie. Bazzy int seen this thread yet
Til you rumbled us Moonie!
Runs around packing bag and looking for passport
*aint got a passport...goes out to buy one*
Do you know a man that can?
I think we got away with it Rosie. Bazzy int seen this thread yet
Til you rumbled us Moonie!
Runs around packing bag and looking for passport
*aint got a passport...goes out to buy one*
Do you know a man that can?
I know several
Bazzy is so lovely she won't mind
and forgiving
and kind
and understanding
and is fantastic
and has such lovely cushions
Oooh!
Bazzy is so lovely she won't mind
and forgiving
and kind
and understanding
and is fantastic
and has such lovely cushions
Crawler!
Bazzy is so lovely she won't mind
and forgiving
and kind
and understanding
and is fantastic
and has such lovely cushions
and wishful thinking on your/our part
Bazzy is so lovely she won't mind
and forgiving
and kind
and understanding
and is fantastic
and has such lovely cushions
Crawler!
Nooooo..sensible and level headed
Bazzy is so lovely she won't mind
and forgiving
and kind
and understanding
and is fantastic
and has such lovely cushions
Crawler!
too right
Bazzy is so lovely she won't mind
and forgiving
and kind
and understanding
and is fantastic
and has such lovely cushions
and wishful thinking on your/our part
I'll do the crawling if you think up some bribes
Bazzy is so lovely she won't mind
and forgiving
and kind
and understanding
and is fantastic
and has such lovely cushions
and wishful thinking on your/our part
I'll do the crawling if you think up some bribes
*puts thinking cap on*
Bazzy is so lovely she won't mind
and forgiving
and kind
and understanding
and is fantastic
and has such lovely cushions
and wishful thinking on your/our part
I'll do the crawling if you think up some bribes
*puts thinking cap on*
Better be something posh blingy and expensive !!!
Night Moonie
Bazzy is so lovely she won't mind
and forgiving
and kind
and understanding
and is fantastic
and has such lovely cushions
and wishful thinking on your/our part
I'll do the crawling if you think up some bribes
*puts thinking cap on*
Better be something posh blingy and expensive !!!
Night Moonie
But but but I am a cheep-skate Rosie
Goodnight Rosie. Sleep well
All of you are grounded
We tidied your room when you were out and found what you'd stashed under your bed EC
You're in a lot of trouble young man
It's not mine, saving it for a friend.
This reminds me of when my OH's older brother was first moving in with his girlfriend. He had given my OH a box of naughty mags to dispose of and the OH put them in the boot of the car. We were going on holiday shortly after and went to put the bags in the boot when we saw the box and he rushed them out of the way before the kids saw them. Now, I have no idea why he didn't put them straight in the bin, maybe it was full, maybe he just wanted a sneaky look at them some other time, whatever the reason we forgot all about them over the next few weeks.
Then the workmen came to fit my new kitchen and it was all young fellas doing the work. Heard quite a kerfuffle in the kitchen and then the one who I've known years brings the mags in and asks do I want to keep them or dump them.
I was mortified and trying to explain how they got there just sounded like a lie. I didn't find it one bit funny AT ALL and took them with me to the brother in laws house next visit and gave them back to him. His girlfriend thought it was quite funny but he was fuming at me for returning them. I suppose it was my OH's fault really for putting them there in the first place but I think he got enough of a sore ear from me the day the workmen were here.
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