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Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Jenstar:

@ you lot.... I now have a very different mental image of 'Baz the basher'

She has Arnies muscles, I have heard but in a very feminine way of course

 Baz won't let you away with that one.

I know *is dreading when Bazzy come online*

Be afraid, be very afraid!

Yogi19
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Jenstar:

@ you lot.... I now have a very different mental image of 'Baz the basher'

She has Arnies muscles, I have heard but in a very feminine way of course

 Baz won't let you away with that one.

I know *is dreading when Bazzy come online*

Be afraid, be very afraid!

Could be internet goes down tonight. The first time in yonks

Moonie
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):

We tidied your room when you were out and found what you'd stashed under your bed EC 

 

You're in a lot of trouble young man 

 

It's not mine, saving it for a friend. 

 That old chestnut!

Consider yourself grounded until further notice.

 

 

 Taps foot, folds arms...

 

*warms norty step up*

Should we tell Baz?  Surely no-one deserves that...

 The wrath of Baz! 

Yeah she been done for GBH before  I know 

*is shocked* as she will be when she reads this thread

   If anyone asks... I wasn't here!

Someone hijacked my account.

FM
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Jenstar:

@ you lot.... I now have a very different mental image of 'Baz the basher'

She has Arnies muscles, I have heard but in a very feminine way of course

 Baz won't let you away with that one.

I know *is dreading when Bazzy come online*

Be afraid, be very afraid!

Could be internet goes down tonight. The first time in yonks

 

Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):

We tidied your room when you were out and found what you'd stashed under your bed EC 

 

You're in a lot of trouble young man 

 

It's not mine, saving it for a friend. 

 That old chestnut!

Consider yourself grounded until further notice.

 

 

 Taps foot, folds arms...

 

*warms norty step up*

Should we tell Baz?  Surely no-one deserves that...

 The wrath of Baz! 

Yeah she been done for GBH before  I know 

*is shocked* as she will be when she reads this thread

   If anyone asks... I wasn't here!

Someone hijacked my account.

Cowardy Custards!!

I'm off to cook dinner.

Yogi19
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by Jenstar:

@ you lot.... I now have a very different mental image of 'Baz the basher'

 Thats what they call her on the street 

 

 

I heard she used to be a bouncer at Mothercare

  

She used to go after bad debts for Saga too...

FM
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):

We tidied your room when you were out and found what you'd stashed under your bed EC 

 

You're in a lot of trouble young man 

 

It's not mine, saving it for a friend. 

 That old chestnut!

Consider yourself grounded until further notice.

 

 

 Taps foot, folds arms...

 

*warms norty step up*

Should we tell Baz?  Surely no-one deserves that...

 The wrath of Baz! 

Yeah she been done for GBH before  I know 

*is shocked* as she will be when she reads this thread

   If anyone asks... I wasn't here!

Someone hijacked my account.

Ditto

Moonie
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Jenstar:

@ you lot.... I now have a very different mental image of 'Baz the basher'

She has Arnies muscles, I have heard but in a very feminine way of course

 Baz won't let you away with that one.

I know *is dreading when Bazzy come online*

Be afraid, be very afraid!

Could be internet goes down tonight. The first time in yonks

 

Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):

We tidied your room when you were out and found what you'd stashed under your bed EC 

 

You're in a lot of trouble young man 

 

It's not mine, saving it for a friend. 

 That old chestnut!

Consider yourself grounded until further notice.

 

 

 Taps foot, folds arms...

 

*warms norty step up*

Should we tell Baz?  Surely no-one deserves that...

 The wrath of Baz! 

Yeah she been done for GBH before  I know 

*is shocked* as she will be when she reads this thread

   If anyone asks... I wasn't here!

Someone hijacked my account.

Cowardy Custards!!

I'm off to cook dinner.

*is set to join Yogi, doing anything for the next 2 years*

Moonie
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by Jenstar:

@ you lot.... I now have a very different mental image of 'Baz the basher'

 Thats what they call her on the street 

 

 

I heard she used to be a bouncer at Mothercare

  

She used to go after bad debts for Saga too...

*feels very afraid, very afraid*

Moonie
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Jenstar:

@ you lot.... I now have a very different mental image of 'Baz the basher'

She has Arnies muscles, I have heard but in a very feminine way of course

 Baz won't let you away with that one.

I know *is dreading when Bazzy come online*

Be afraid, be very afraid!

Could be internet goes down tonight. The first time in yonks

 

Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):

We tidied your room when you were out and found what you'd stashed under your bed EC 

 

You're in a lot of trouble young man 

 

It's not mine, saving it for a friend. 

 That old chestnut!

Consider yourself grounded until further notice.

 

 

 Taps foot, folds arms...

 

*warms norty step up*

Should we tell Baz?  Surely no-one deserves that...

 The wrath of Baz! 

Yeah she been done for GBH before  I know 

*is shocked* as she will be when she reads this thread

   If anyone asks... I wasn't here!

Someone hijacked my account.

Cowardy Custards!!

I'm off to cook dinner.

*is set to join Yogi, doing anything for the next 2 years*

 You're looking at two years on the naughty step, Moonie!

 

As for me... *whimpers* 

FM
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Jenstar:

@ you lot.... I now have a very different mental image of 'Baz the basher'

She has Arnies muscles, I have heard but in a very feminine way of course

 Baz won't let you away with that one.

I know *is dreading when Bazzy come online*

Be afraid, be very afraid!

Could be internet goes down tonight. The first time in yonks

 

Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):

We tidied your room when you were out and found what you'd stashed under your bed EC 

 

You're in a lot of trouble young man 

 

It's not mine, saving it for a friend. 

 That old chestnut!

Consider yourself grounded until further notice.

 

 

 Taps foot, folds arms...

 

*warms norty step up*

Should we tell Baz?  Surely no-one deserves that...

 The wrath of Baz! 

Yeah she been done for GBH before  I know 

*is shocked* as she will be when she reads this thread

   If anyone asks... I wasn't here!

Someone hijacked my account.

Cowardy Custards!!

I'm off to cook dinner.

*is set to join Yogi, doing anything for the next 2 years*

 You're looking at two years on the naughty step, Moonie!

 

As for me... *whimpers* 

I shall plead insanity Rosie

Moonie
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):

We tidied your room when you were out and found what you'd stashed under your bed EC 

 

You're in a lot of trouble young man 

 

It's not mine, saving it for a friend. 

 That old chestnut!

Consider yourself grounded until further notice.

 

 

 Taps foot, folds arms...

 

*warms norty step up*

Should we tell Baz?  Surely no-one deserves that...

 The wrath of Baz! 

Yeah she been done for GBH before  I know 

 Maybe we should deal with EC ourselves and keep Baz as back up?

Very wise  

Look! ...the very mention of Baz's name, and EC has disappeared 

Sensible move, on his part.

 

I've been in my bedroom waiting to be allowed out. Fortunately I still had some of that stuff under my bed to keep me amused. 

 

 

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):

We tidied your room when you were out and found what you'd stashed under your bed EC 

 

You're in a lot of trouble young man 

 

It's not mine, saving it for a friend. 

 That old chestnut!

Consider yourself grounded until further notice.

 

 

 Taps foot, folds arms...

 

*warms norty step up*

Should we tell Baz?  Surely no-one deserves that...

 The wrath of Baz! 

Yeah she been done for GBH before  I know 

 Maybe we should deal with EC ourselves and keep Baz as back up?

Very wise  

Look! ...the very mention of Baz's name, and EC has disappeared 

Sensible move, on his part.

 

I've been in my bedroom waiting to be allowed out. Fortunately I still had some of that stuff under my bed to keep me amused. 

 

 

*speed dial Rosie*

Moonie
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by moonie:

I think we got away with it Rosie. Bazzy int seen this thread yet

 Til you rumbled us Moonie!

 

Runs around packing bag and looking for passport 

 

 

 

*aint got a passport...goes out to buy one*

Do you know a man that can? 

FM
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by moonie:

I think we got away with it Rosie. Bazzy int seen this thread yet

 Til you rumbled us Moonie!

 

Runs around packing bag and looking for passport 

 

 

 

*aint got a passport...goes out to buy one*

Do you know a man that can? 

I know several

Moonie
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):

Bazzy is so lovely she won't mind 

and forgiving

and kind 

and understanding

and is fantastic

and has such lovely cushions 

and wishful thinking on your/our part

I'll do the crawling if you think up some bribes 

*puts thinking cap on*

Moonie
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):

Bazzy is so lovely she won't mind 

and forgiving

and kind 

and understanding

and is fantastic

and has such lovely cushions 

and wishful thinking on your/our part

I'll do the crawling if you think up some bribes 

*puts thinking cap on*

 Better be something posh blingy and expensive !!!

 

Night Moonie 

FM
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):

Bazzy is so lovely she won't mind 

and forgiving

and kind 

and understanding

and is fantastic

and has such lovely cushions 

and wishful thinking on your/our part

I'll do the crawling if you think up some bribes 

*puts thinking cap on*

 Better be something posh blingy and expensive !!!

 

Night Moonie 

But but but I am a cheep-skate Rosie

Goodnight Rosie. Sleep well

Moonie
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):

We tidied your room when you were out and found what you'd stashed under your bed EC 

 

You're in a lot of trouble young man 

 

It's not mine, saving it for a friend. 

This reminds me of when my OH's older brother was first moving in with his girlfriend.  He had given my OH a box of naughty mags to dispose of and the OH put them in the boot of the car.  We were going on holiday shortly after and went to put the bags in the boot when we saw the box and he  rushed them out of the way before the kids saw them.  Now, I have no idea why he didn't put them straight in the bin, maybe it was full, maybe he just wanted a sneaky look at them some other time, whatever the reason we forgot all about them over the next few weeks.

 

Then the workmen came to fit my new kitchen and it was all young fellas doing the work.  Heard quite a kerfuffle in the kitchen and then the one who I've known years brings the mags in and asks do I want to keep them or dump them.

 

I was mortified and trying to explain how they got there just sounded like a lie.  I didn't find it one bit funny AT ALL and took them with me to the brother in laws house next visit and gave them back to him.  His girlfriend thought it was quite funny but he was fuming at me for returning them.  I suppose it was my OH's fault really for putting them there in the first place but I think he got enough of a sore ear from me the day the workmen were here.

Ells

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