Hi all, dressed to kill took on a whole new meaning for me then...
So glad that there hasn't been too many eating trials (so far) was it last year that it seemed to be an eating trial every time?
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
whoever cuts mo's hair should have their scissors confiscated - looks like it's been hacked at with some rusty garden shears.
It's pretty bad
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
how dare he call out the name of my car!
I was so shocked that I couldn't type, Kaffers! 
Henceforth, I rename your car The GoBo
phew.. that's a relief
Originally Posted by CaptVimes:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Have they still not oiled the hamsters? 
I didnt know Richard Gere was due in today
I thought he preferred gerbils? Not that I know anything about salacious rumours involving derriere's of famous men.......
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by CaptVimes:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Have they still not oiled the hamsters?
I didnt know Richard Gere was due in today
start rumours like that the hamsters will leg it never to return
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by CaptVimes:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Have they still not oiled the hamsters?
I didnt know Richard Gere was due in today
start rumours like that the hamsters will leg it never to return
I think they already have
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
So glad that there hasn't been too many eating trials (so far) was it last year that it seemed to be an eating trial every time?
I'm sure there'll be plenty more gagging and honking up to come, Soozy.
*averts eyes*
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by CaptVimes:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Have they still not oiled the hamsters?
I didnt know Richard Gere was due in today
I thought he preferred gerbils? Not that I know anything about salacious rumours involving derriere's of famous men.......
hmmmm.....
that's probably a rumour spread around by guilty hamsters - was a gerbil, guv, honest
I really don't want to be looking up her cavernous nostrils though
That's a lot of crabs wandering all over her face
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by CaptVimes:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Have they still not oiled the hamsters?
I didnt know Richard Gere was due in today
I thought he preferred gerbils? Not that I know anything about salacious rumours involving derriere's of famous men.......
hmmmm.....
that's probably a rumour spread around by guilty hamsters - was a gerbil, guv, honest
Ahh yes, rodent rage.
Perhaps it's dicky gere instead of dicky gears that's the problem
Oh she's got a snake in her pants......
*cue jokes about it being a long time etc*
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by CaptVimes:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Have they still not oiled the hamsters?
I didnt know Richard Gere was due in today
I thought he preferred gerbils? Not that I know anything about salacious rumours involving derriere's of famous men.......
hmmmm.....
that's probably a rumour spread around by guilty hamsters - was a gerbil, guv, honest
Ahh yes, rodent rage.
Perhaps it's dicky gere instead of dicky gears that's the problem
That snake one was very easy
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by CaptVimes:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Have they still not oiled the hamsters?
I didnt know Richard Gere was due in today
I thought he preferred gerbils? Not that I know anything about salacious rumours involving derriere's of famous men.......
hmmmm.....
that's probably a rumour spread around by guilty hamsters - was a gerbil, guv, honest
Ahh yes, rodent rage.
Perhaps it's dicky gere instead of dicky gears that's the problem
Hey you're good
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
That snake one was very easy
They're all ridiculous lame and tame!
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Oh she's got a snake in her pants......
*cue jokes about it being a long time etc*
I was waiting for trouser snake references
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Oh she's got a snake in her pants......
*cue jokes about it being a long time etc*
Not the first time she dealt with a trouser snake 
She obviously hasnt heard of lefty loosy righty tighty
Edit dammit i was too slow for kaffy
i'd be more concerned for the crocodile tbh
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien (fka noseyrosie):
Hey you're good
I've never been right since An Officer and a Gentleman; I blame it on the uniform 
That croc was heavily sedated....and had been fed by thee looks of him
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
i'd be more concerned for the crocodile tbh
Originally Posted by CaptVimes:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Oh she's got a snake in her pants......
*cue jokes about it being a long time etc*
Not the first time she dealt with a trouser snake
She obviously hasnt heard of lefty loosy righty tighty
Edit dammit i was too slow for kaffy
I'm glad I wasn't disappointed though!
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Oh she's got a snake in her pants......
*cue jokes about it being a long time etc*
I was waiting for trouser snake references
You would have got them if the cogs hadn't stymied the replies
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Oh she's got a snake in her pants......
*cue jokes about it being a long time etc*
I was waiting for trouser snake references
He heard you Kaff.... vvvvvvvvvv
Originally Posted by CaptVimes:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Oh she's got a snake in her pants......
*cue jokes about it being a long time etc*
Not the first time she dealt with a trouser snake
She obviously hasnt heard of lefty loosy righty tighty
Edit dammit i was too slow for kaffy
I knew I could rely on you
Baps gag anyone?
Anyone else think that they knew it was gonna be Mo so they made it a bit easier ...........I might have even managed that one TBH.
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
That croc was heavily sedated....and had been fed by thee looks of him
Next time they should starve it and have a wrangler stick a finger up its bum for the next time...
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
That snake one was very easy
They're all ridiculous lame and tame!
I'd have done all of them
I doubt even Annabel would have struggled with those trials
Originally Posted by CaptVimes:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
That croc was heavily sedated....and had been fed by thee looks of him
Next time they should starve it and have a wrangler stick a finger up its bum for the next time...
More like it 
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Baps gag anyone?
Well laila already did it so...
Originally Posted by CaptVimes:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
That croc was heavily sedated....and had been fed by thee looks of him
Next time they should starve it and have a wrangler stick a finger up its bum for the next time...
If you ever apply for a job on the production team and you need some references you know where we are!
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
Anyone else think that they knew it was gonna be Mo so they made it a bit easier ...........I might have even managed that one TBH.
Could be 
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
I doubt even Annabel would have struggled with those trials
Her shrieking would have woken poor croccy up
Originally Posted by CaptVimes:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
That croc was heavily sedated....and had been fed by thee looks of him
Next time they should starve it and have a wrangler stick a finger up its bum for the next time...
You're really getting in to the Richard Gere vibe now, aren't you?
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by CaptVimes:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
That croc was heavily sedated....and had been fed by thee looks of him
Next time they should starve it and have a wrangler stick a finger up its bum for the next time...
You're really getting in to the Richard Gere vibe now, aren't you?
I was thinking more of Steve Irwin that time 
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by CaptVimes:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
That croc was heavily sedated....and had been fed by thee looks of him
Next time they should starve it and have a wrangler stick a finger up its bum for the next time...
You're really getting in to the Richard Gere vibe now, aren't you?
Oh! He's a 'capt' too... you don't think.... you know..... I bet he's sitting posting in a white uniform.
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by CaptVimes:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
That croc was heavily sedated....and had been fed by thee looks of him
Next time they should starve it and have a wrangler stick a finger up its bum for the next time...
You're really getting in to the Richard Gere vibe now, aren't you?
Oh! He's a 'capt' too... you don't think.... you know..... I bet he's sitting posting in a white uniform.
*gets all hot and bothered* 