Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Squuuuuuuuuuuuuueaaaaaaaaaaaallllllllllll! 
Sorry just psyching myself up....
Get your ear plugs in.
I'm ready
I like Kendra (and not for the reasons you all think) I don't think shes all the attractive, but she has a funny and lively personality, and she'll smash this trial.
If she doesn't im disappearing. 
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
He gets older every time we mention him
I'm like him, I keep forgetting
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by kimota:
Why is it always Kendra?
Because she's a smelly tw*t
and sh*gs 120 year old men 
A woman is as old as the man she feels-- or something like that!
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by kimota:
Why is it always Kendra?
Because she's a smelly tw*t
and sh*gs 120 year old men
He gets older every time we mention him
I read that as.......shags 120 men.
I didn't bat an eyelid.
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
My Dad's clean shaven with a great head of hair. Oh shit... it's gonna be the nose thing that happens to me, isn't it? 
And ears. Don't forget a nice pair of hairy lug holes
If you're lucky, you'll get the toes too.
I don't understand why this is future tense ...
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by kimota:
Why is it always Kendra?
Because she's a smelly tw*t
and sh*gs 120 year old men
He gets older every time we mention him
Originally Posted by kimota:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by kimota:
Why is it always Kendra?
Because she's a smelly tw*t
and sh*gs 120 year old men
A woman is as old as the man she feels-- or something like that!
Thanks 
I'm sleeping with a grandfather!
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by kimota:
Why is it always Kendra?
Because she's a smelly tw*t
and sh*gs 120 year old men
He gets older every time we mention him
I read that as.......shags 120 men.
I didn't bat an eyelid.
Originally Posted by Videostar:
I like Kendra (and not for the reasons you all think) I don't think shes all the attractive, but she has a funny and lively personality, and she'll smash this trial.
If she doesn't im disappearing.
you missed tw*t 
FGS
"I can't do it"
Baby crocs!
Oh get on with it you stinky bint
Come on Kendra... I'm sure you've touched worse.
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
After a hysterectomy there are no hormones ergo no hair
*books appointment for doctors*
Best thing I ever did
Originally Posted by Supes:
Oh get on with it you stinky bint
OMG she is pathetic
Originally Posted by liverbird:
"I can't do it"
Sounds like Kerry Katona
Originally Posted by Supes:
Oh get on with it you stinky bint
You made me splutter
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
I read that as.......shags 120 men.
I didn't bat an eyelid.
bet you're not far out last week
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Supes:
Oh get on with it you stinky bint
Originally Posted by Supes:
Oh get on with it you stinky bint
Originally Posted by Baz:
Putting it in slowly is the way to do it !!
*Zips gob*
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Come on Kendra... I'm sure you've touched worse.
She So has, you know
Originally Posted by Baz:
Putting it in slowly is the way to do it !!
Cougar-ramalamadingdong!
FFS,,,,,,,just do it
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Putting it in slowly is the way to do it !!
*Zips gob*
Have no idea what you mean.
Can't believe her at all - total waste of time
Originally Posted by Baz:
Putting it in slowly is the way to do it !!
dirrdy Baz
all depends who you're with
Originally Posted by Baz:
Putting it in slowly is the way to do it !!
ooer missus!
Originally Posted by Yogi19:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Putting it in slowly is the way to do it !!
*Zips gob*
Have no idea what you mean.
I'm still in shock
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
FFS,,,,,,,just do it
I know- OMG
Originally Posted by Baz:
Serious overacting !!!
Giving me serious boredom
Ant & Dec are getting impatient
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Come on Kendra... I'm sure you've touched worse.
Surgical gloves may have been involved though.