Hahaha, she's getting a large portion.
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Have I missed the grand departure?
Hello 
I'm liking Jimmy lately.
Trying a bit too hard I think
Possibly. But anything's preferable to Madame Dramatique and her BS.
true....and we have Edwina Currie and some no mark from X Factor to look forward to
We'll know when she's arrived - he ego will be there 10 minutes before her.
tell me when it's over 
Evening all!
I wouldnt have thought that a large penis would have presented much of a problem for her 
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Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
tell me when it's over
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Originally Posted by Sprout:
I'm not stalking peeps....honest. Just dunno where to put meself so thought I'd come in here too 
Aww hi Sprout 
Wondered where you were.
Sure stick on the telly and join in the fun
hi everybody
got TV on mute
Originally Posted by kimota:
Evening all!
Hi Kimota, you're just in time for the disgusting bit
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
I'm not stalking peeps....honest. Just dunno where to put meself so thought I'd come in here too
Aww hi Sprout Wondered where you were.
Sure stick on the telly and join in the fun
Just had a bit of a rest Rog 
I was warming to Craig
Originally Posted by Rosgirl:
hi everybody got TV on mute
Hi Ros Edwina's not in yet
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Have I missed the grand departure?
Hello
I'm liking Jimmy lately.
Trying a bit too hard I think
Possibly. But anything's preferable to Madame Dramatique and her BS.
true....and we have Edwina Currie and some no mark from X Factor to look forward to
We'll know when she's arrived - he ego will be there 10 minutes before her.
it's just crossed the bridge, she's following 
I hope she's not going to go into details 
bet John Major's going from a ghastly grey to white 
Originally Posted by CaptVimes:
I wouldnt have thought that a large penis would have presented much of a problem for her .
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
I'm not stalking peeps....honest. Just dunno where to put meself so thought I'd come in here too
Aww hi Sprout Wondered where you were.
Sure stick on the telly and join in the fun
Just had a bit of a rest Rog
Glad you're back
Originally Posted by Saint:
I was warming to Craig
Not looking forward to holier-than-thou Edweeny
hello everyone that came in later
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Roger the Alien:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Have I missed the grand departure?
Hello
I'm liking Jimmy lately.
No Cosi its not been shown yet
Oh, bummocks. Was hoping she'd be shown out via the back door 
Oh I though you meant Craig
Her? She's long gorn
Good heavens, no! He's worth consideration and respect; unlike his former camp mate.
Deer willy rather than an old dears willy
No, just no... never in a month of sundays...
*says nowt*
Originally Posted by CaptVimes:
I wouldnt have thought that a large penis would have presented much of a problem for her .
I don't thinks so with Hugh Hefner soggy and limp maybe
'It tastes like penis in my throat'! Hahahaha!
Don't even complain about me and my whelk love ever again you lot!
Originally Posted by Xochi:
'It tastes like penis in my throat'! Hahahaha!
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
No, just no... never in a month of sundays...
Yeah, I think I'd be sick too
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Saint:
I was warming to Craig
yes I think he could have won it TBH
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Don't even complain about me and my whelk love ever again you lot!
about on par 
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
No, just no... never in a month of sundays...
Yeah, I think I'd be sick too
just couldn't - no way
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Don't even complain about me and my whelk love ever again you lot!
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Don't even complain about me and my whelk love ever again you lot!
I've never had whelks but I like mussels and cockles too
And there's the cowpat.
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Don't even complain about me and my whelk love ever again you lot!
Jimmy is making me laugh.
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by CaptVimes:
I wouldnt have thought that a large penis would have presented much of a problem for her .
I don't thinks so with Hugh Hefner soggy and limp maybe
You forgot about viagra!
Ewwww! Grubs! 
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Don't even complain about me and my whelk love ever again you lot!
I've never had whelks but I like mussels and cockles too
Whelks are even better