She's an angry, lemon-sucking, mood hoover!

I must have eaten some at a drunk party at some point...but it does look shit 

The caller will say "hello Mel, how are you, it's your mum here"  and Mel will slam the phone down and say that the caller said hello with an attitude.

And Madam putting the knife into Jake in that Bush Telegraph place she's never out of

Coggy! Anyone else have trouble then?

I am beginning to feel sorry for Mels ex ...

I got Will Robinson 

Tinchy,she's just outside the camp

Well Jake deserved everything that was said about him, he was in the wrong there.

You took your time 

Its turning into a screaming banshee...I am expecting her head to start spinning soon.  She didnt give him any time...

A miserable mare for starters......and then she lamped him

I only just remembered the poor guy.

Thought her hubby did the dirty on her ?

Hank  with a W 

I don't give a flying one about either of them...they are both so desperate to win and both complete no marks.......so, not worth arguing about

I'd feel more sorry if he was still married to her  

I wouldn't half mind 3 weeks away from the brood for £50,000

Everyone's behind you.......yes Mel, waiting to push you off a cliff

Norma Major for Edwina  short phone call 

Aww I do like Tinchy 

That plus selling your story to whichever rag is interested and a stay in the versace hotel.  Not bad

so did I

Foggy and Edwina 

I'm first in the queue!

sodding robot 

Fooks sake they'll see  them in a day or two,load of bollocks.

just died for me ..had to backpage