Toffos logic is weirdly accurate

Baz posted:

The gunge is a bit feeble 

CaptVimes posted:

I dont know why but i have a vision of an italian waiter asking if you want pepper with that...,

Baz posted:

The gunge is a bit feeble 

Weak and wobbly squirts. 

Rocking Ros posted:

sick of seeing bliddy toffs

She’s getting the Scarlett treatment 

Stanley, the modern world must confuse him

In his own sweet way Stanley is as daft as Amir

PMSL at those two 

Rofl 

ant about Amir

prettycocoaeyes posted:

Stanley, the modern world must confuse him

Well it confuses his son so.........Like father like son? 

Saint posted:

In his own sweet way Stanley is as daft as Amir

Bonkers......but I like him

Baz posted:

Rofl 

RL lolling

Yogi19 posted:

Rocking Ros posted:

sick of seeing bliddy toffs

She’s getting the Scarlett treatment 

yes

Sprout posted:

prettycocoaeyes posted:

Stanley, the modern world must confuse him

Well it confuses his son so.........Like father like son? 

 The apple fell near the apple tree.

Rocking Ros posted:

Baz posted:

Rofl 

RL lolling

Yes 

So I am Celeb stirs as well?

Toffo is more worried about the Brownies than poor Stanley

prettycocoaeyes posted:

Sprout posted:

prettycocoaeyes posted:

Stanley, the modern world must confuse him

Well it confuses his son so.........Like father like son? 

 The apple fell near the apple tree.

The daughter is as bonkers too

I want a brownie..............

Toff is very happy, I like her...really cheerful. 

prettycocoaeyes posted:

Toffo is more worried about the Brownies than poor Stanley

Yes 

Kaytee posted:

prettycocoaeyes posted:

Sprout posted:

prettycocoaeyes posted:

Stanley, the modern world must confuse him

Well it confuses his son so.........Like father like son? 

 The apple fell near the apple tree.

The daughter is as bonkers too

Must be fun people to have dinner with

Syd posted:

I want a brownie..............

You know where your kitchen is  

hes not the only one that regretted you bringing a baby on the pitch Wise

prettycocoaeyes posted:

Kaytee posted:

prettycocoaeyes posted:

Sprout posted:

prettycocoaeyes posted:

Stanley, the modern world must confuse him

Well it confuses his son so.........Like father like son? 

 The apple fell near the apple tree.

The daughter is as bonkers too

Must be fun people to have dinner with

Yes 

prettycocoaeyes posted:

Kaytee posted:

prettycocoaeyes posted:

Sprout posted:

prettycocoaeyes posted:

Stanley, the modern world must confuse him

Well it confuses his son so.........Like father like son? 

 The apple fell near the apple tree.

The daughter is as bonkers too

Must be fun people to have dinner with

If you could eat for laughing,both at and with

Becky stop trying , cos you ain’t convincing me 

prettycocoaeyes posted:

Toffo is more worried about the Brownies than poor Stanley

I think (I might be wrong) that she meant that she didn't think he was so old he would fall, but DON'T DROP THE BROWNIES.....I think she just felt bad asking him if he was alright.....

Becky has been married to three footballers

Her new fella's family (Jamie Vardy) refused to attend the wedding

Goldigger written all over her

Kaytee posted:

prettycocoaeyes posted:

Kaytee posted:

prettycocoaeyes posted:

Sprout posted:

prettycocoaeyes posted:

Stanley, the modern world must confuse him

Well it confuses his son so.........Like father like son? 

 The apple fell near the apple tree.

The daughter is as bonkers too

Must be fun people to have dinner with

If you could eat for laughing,both at and with

Kaytee posted:

prettycocoaeyes posted:

Kaytee posted:

prettycocoaeyes posted:

Sprout posted:

prettycocoaeyes posted:

Stanley, the modern world must confuse him

Well it confuses his son so.........Like father like son? 

 The apple fell near the apple tree.

The daughter is as bonkers too

Must be fun people to have dinner with

If you could eat for laughing,both at and with

Yes 🤣🤣🤣🤣

prettycocoaeyes posted:

Kaytee posted:

prettycocoaeyes posted:

Sprout posted:

prettycocoaeyes posted:

Stanley, the modern world must confuse him

Well it confuses his son so.........Like father like son? 

 The apple fell near the apple tree.

The daughter is as bonkers too

Must be fun people to have dinner with

I would happily spend time with them other politicians I would count my fingers after shaking their hands

And Travellers always marry in.......

Baz posted:

Becky stop trying , cos you ain’t convincing me 

Me either.   There are lots of footballers wives that prefer to stay in the background..........why can't she and others like her too do the same 

Saint posted:

Becky has been married to three footballers

Her new fella's family (Jamie Vardy) refused to attend the wedding

 

Goldigger written all over her

Traveller......looking for a very rich one

And here comes the ever appearing....Now That's What I call Christmas 

Sprout posted:

Syd posted:

I want a brownie..............

You know where your kitchen is  

I know that,......, I am as I type getting chocolate digestive crumbs over my keyboard.......Hubby won't get off his backside and make me brownies....

Kaytee posted:

prettycocoaeyes posted:

Kaytee posted:

prettycocoaeyes posted:

Sprout posted:

prettycocoaeyes posted:

Stanley, the modern world must confuse him

Well it confuses his son so.........Like father like son? 

 The apple fell near the apple tree.

The daughter is as bonkers too

Must be fun people to have dinner with

If you could eat for laughing,both at and with

If Stanley wanted to he could make you look really small and stupid but he wont because he is not made that way. Sure he is also not smart from our point of view either but we wouldnt do that to him would we...

Syd posted:

Sprout posted:

Syd posted:

I want a brownie..............

You know where your kitchen is  

I know that,......, I am as I type getting chocolate digestive crumbs over my keyboard.......Hubby won't get off his backside and make me brownies....

Haha!  Really lolling at that