Roger the Alien posted:Kaffs posted:Just to freak out the spider haters like me.... my mate at work had a baby in August, so she was getting up at silly o'clock to feed it.. three times she got up around 3 a.m. and found a huge spider - ON THE HEADBOARD....
*faints*
omggggg
Kaytee posted:I've done that too...but sometimes they come back....then they get the Domestos treatment
flush, bleach and never had a returnee 
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Kaytee posted:Bugga the walls......mashing is the only way for those big black beggars
massive mitt of kitchen roll and then a sprint to the loo
Waste of kitchen roll...I use one or two sheets and squish it and then down the loo 
Kaffs posted:Just to freak out the spider haters like me.... my mate at work had a baby in August, so she was getting up at silly o'clock to feed it.. three times she got up around 3 a.m. and found a huge spider - ON THE HEADBOARD....
That's my worst nightmare.
CaptVimes posted:This is so easy compared to eating a big arsed spider
sure is
Kaffs posted:Just to freak out the spider haters like me.... my mate at work had a baby in August, so she was getting up at silly o'clock to feed it.. three times she got up around 3 a.m. and found a huge spider - ON THE HEADBOARD....
Found one on my pillow as went to bed,didn't bother me at all.I put it in a glass and released it outside.They are harmless.
Kaffs posted:Just to freak out the spider haters like me.... my mate at work had a baby in August, so she was getting up at silly o'clock to feed it.. three times she got up around 3 a.m. and found a huge spider - ON THE HEADBOARD....
*Thud*
Kaytee posted:Can you imagine the performance if Vicky had either of the last two trials?
lots of attention seeking pseudo accent carp
Kaytee posted:Can you imagine the performance if Vicky had either of the last two trials?
Not to mention the running commentary
kattymieoww posted:Kaffs posted:Just to freak out the spider haters like me.... my mate at work had a baby in August, so she was getting up at silly o'clock to feed it.. three times she got up around 3 a.m. and found a huge spider - ON THE HEADBOARD....
Found one on my pillow as went to bed,didn't bother me at all.I put it in a glass and released it outside.They are harmless.
The bitey ones aren't.......worse than a wasp sting
Cosmopolitan posted:Amazing what some people will put in their mouths isn't it?
Well thats a redeeming quality 
"Fill my tummy" 
George -my tummy
Rosgirl posted:Kaytee posted:Can you imagine the performance if Vicky had either of the last two trials?
lots of attention seeking pseudo accent carp
Yogi19 posted:Kaytee posted:Can you imagine the performance if Vicky had either of the last two trials?
Not to mention the running commentary
It would have been unbearable
CaptVimes posted:This is so easy compared to eating a big arsed spider
kattymieoww posted:Kaffs posted:Just to freak out the spider haters like me.... my mate at work had a baby in August, so she was getting up at silly o'clock to feed it.. three times she got up around 3 a.m. and found a huge spider - ON THE HEADBOARD....
Found one on my pillow as went to bed,didn't bother me at all.I put it in a glass and released it outside.They are harmless.
They are evil and they bite! I hate them!!!
Kaffs posted:Just to freak out the spider haters like me.... my mate at work had a baby in August, so she was getting up at silly o'clock to feed it.. three times she got up around 3 a.m. and found a huge spider - ON THE HEADBOARD....
I felt something running across my neck last year, I thought it was a crane fly...how wrong was I, I found it under my pillow I had palpitations for days after, it was enormous 
Never had a spider bite and I've scooped up hundreds in my hands over the years.
Rosgirl posted:George -my tummy
Syd posted:"Fill my tummy"
snap
Kaytee posted:Rosgirl posted:Kaytee posted:Can you imagine the performance if Vicky had either of the last two trials?
lots of attention seeking pseudo accent carp
Yogi19 posted:Kaytee posted:Can you imagine the performance if Vicky had either of the last two trials?
Not to mention the running commentary
It would have been unbearable
Totally
Kaytee posted:Rosgirl posted:Kaytee posted:Can you imagine the performance if Vicky had either of the last two trials?
lots of attention seeking pseudo accent carp
Yogi19 posted:Kaytee posted:Can you imagine the performance if Vicky had either of the last two trials?
Not to mention the running commentary
It would have been unbearable
Yep.
Ant N' Dec
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Kaffs posted:Just to freak out the spider haters like me.... my mate at work had a baby in August, so she was getting up at silly o'clock to feed it.. three times she got up around 3 a.m. and found a huge spider - ON THE HEADBOARD....
I felt something running across my neck last year, I thought it was a crane fly...how wrong was I, I found it under my pillow
kattymieoww posted:Kaffs posted:Just to freak out the spider haters like me.... my mate at work had a baby in August, so she was getting up at silly o'clock to feed it.. three times she got up around 3 a.m. and found a huge spider - ON THE HEADBOARD....
Found one on my pillow as went to bed,didn't bother me at all.I put it in a glass and released it outside.They are harmless.
I know.. but that doesn't come in to it. I'd be sleeping on the couch and in the case of my mate - have the house on the market.
Even George's food selection is boring. 
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Kaffs posted:Just to freak out the spider haters like me.... my mate at work had a baby in August, so she was getting up at silly o'clock to feed it.. three times she got up around 3 a.m. and found a huge spider - ON THE HEADBOARD....
I felt something running across my neck last year, I thought it was a crane fly...how wrong was I, I found it under my pillow
That's horrific poor Dame 
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Kaffs posted:Just to freak out the spider haters like me.... my mate at work had a baby in August, so she was getting up at silly o'clock to feed it.. three times she got up around 3 a.m. and found a huge spider - ON THE HEADBOARD....
I felt something running across my neck last year, I thought it was a crane fly...how wrong was I, I found it under my pillow
I'd have been screaming like a banshee.
kattymieoww posted:Never had a spider bite and I've scooped up hundreds in my hands over the years.
A household spider attacked me once - I kid you not
Was doing the ironing and it was on the underside. It came out and went for the iron - twice!!! I didn't iron it - I'm veggie 
They take the piss out of Moussaka but not burgers and chips **** of you plebs its very nice if it doesnt come from iceland.
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Kaffs posted:Just to freak out the spider haters like me.... my mate at work had a baby in August, so she was getting up at silly o'clock to feed it.. three times she got up around 3 a.m. and found a huge spider - ON THE HEADBOARD....
I felt something running across my neck last year, I thought it was a crane fly...how wrong was I, I found it under my pillow
Oh
My
God
I may never sleep again.
Baz posted:
you've forgotten Baz, I told you about it last year... I carried my pillow into the bathroom, the bugger didn't want to dive off through 
it had no choice in the end
kattymieoww posted:Never had a spider bite and I've scooped up hundreds in my hands over the years.
They hurt at the time like a wasp sting...then they itch like hell like a Mozzie bite and leave a similar lump for ages......they are the spawn of the devil
Kaffs posted:Oh
My
God
I may never sleep again.
I share your fear Kaffs
Saint posted:kattymieoww posted:Never had a spider bite and I've scooped up hundreds in my hands over the years.
A household spider attacked me once - I kid you not
Was doing the ironing and it was on the underside. It came out and went for the iron - twice!!! I didn't iron it - I'm veggie
Yogi19 posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:Kaffs posted:Just to freak out the spider haters like me.... my mate at work had a baby in August, so she was getting up at silly o'clock to feed it.. three times she got up around 3 a.m. and found a huge spider - ON THE HEADBOARD....
I felt something running across my neck last year, I thought it was a crane fly...how wrong was I, I found it under my pillow
ongggggg dammmeeee - horrific 
Kaffs posted:Just to freak out the spider haters like me.... my mate at work had a baby in August, so she was getting up at silly o'clock to feed it.. three times she got up around 3 a.m. and found a huge spider - ON THE HEADBOARD....
Was it as huge as my Pedro? Shall I try and find that lovely photo I have of him?
Kaytee posted:s.They hurt at the time like a wasp sting...then they itch like hell like a Mozzie bite and leave a similar lump for ages......they are the spawn of the devil
a friend of mine got a nasty infection from a spider bite a couple of years ago...she said it was really painful when it bit her
CaptVimes posted:They take the piss out of Moussaka but not burgers and chips **** of you plebs its very nice if it doesnt come from iceland.
A good Moussaka is a thing of beauty
