Either I have had one too many glasses of wine, or perhaps not enough ...?

I shall make you a new one from a twix (I shall eat the other half first-of the twix not your finger)

Don't fingers grow back then?

Not in our climate 

Leccy

Why not a kit kat it's got four fingers

Is it lost up your nose?

Excuse me, is this a language thing that I am missing?  Your index finger (nose finger) is no longer with you?

I think you stuck your nose finger too far up your brain.  Shame.

Have you really had your nose finger off?

Don't worry about your IQ though.

It's very nice to see you embracing our culture sbevis. You were probably chopping logs or something, maybe hunting a bear.

Christ etc?

Just because it makes me laugh and vaguely puts me in  mind of DanJ...





This is exactly what it's like in England sbevis, mostly.

but in Wales...we're all a bit like this......

I've been to Wales and that's  exactly what it's like. There's a bridge you go over, then  it's like  that.  And they all talk like this:  "Cccchhhhhhh Ccccccchhh."

This is some pictures of when I went to Wales.

Here pictures here.

The Real Wales.

aye we all live in houses with slopey walls

RAINY llittle houses with slopey walls.  And shity outside shower blocks.  I honestly don't know how you hack it in Wales.

This is round the corner from your house/caravan.  I don't even know why the Welsh get pissy.

Ahhhhhh............ that certainly puts things is a different perspective.  I do however think the pictures are striking.  Very pretty, if a bit wet.  Got bears?

Yeah.  And monkeys.