Re: I like this joke!

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Poolshark

"You would think that, if you pulled a snail's shell off, then it would be able to move faster.
I tried it, but they seem to be more sluggish."

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BazMember VIP10 years

10/7/101:15 PM

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Whats the difference between a rabbit and a hair?
You can pull a hair out your ass.

10/7/101:20 PM

monkey13Member

10/7/101:22 PM

PoolsharkMember

"Why can’t Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69."

10/7/101:31 PM

sandraMember

man walks into the butchers and says have you got a sheeps head ? ....... he says no its the way i part my hair lol lol i love this ......... and a man walks into a bar and puts a frog on the bar ..... barman says dont leave that lying there ..... guy says thats not a lion its a frog lol

10/7/102:57 PM

BazMember VIP10 years

10/7/102:58 PM

likeafireMember

Patient: "Doctor, it hurts when i do this"
Doctor: "Well, dont do it then"

Wayne Rooney's been arrested for shoplifting a packet of Cherry Bakewells. He explained to police that he'd promised Coleen never to pay for another tart again

10/7/104:18 PM

Ev (Peachy)Member

Wife says to hubby
"did you know a bull fooks 3000 times a year, why can't you?"
Husband replies "ask the bull if he fooks the same miserable cow every night"

10/8/104:09 AM

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