"You would think that, if you pulled a snail's shell off, then it would be able to move faster.
I tried it, but they seem to be more sluggish."
I tried it, but they seem to be more sluggish."
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Whats the difference between a rabbit and a hair?
You can pull a hair out your ass.
You can pull a hair out your ass.
"Why canât Miss Piggy count to 70?
Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69."
man walks into the butchers and says have you got a sheeps head ? ....... he says no its the way i part my hair lol lol i love this ......... and a man walks into a bar and puts a frog on the bar ..... barman says dont leave that lying there ..... guy says thats not a lion its a frog lol
Patient: "Doctor, it hurts when i do this"
Doctor: "Well, dont do it then"
Doctor: "Well, dont do it then"
