... and it's until now, the last week I'll do my laundry for the academic year, when one sock... JUST ONE SOCK 
... goes AWOL
Friday rant over.
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Chazzer on her first day back 
I can almost imagine my first day back exactly like that Scotty 
Sockhorror.com
Renton
At least it wasn't a pink sock Baz 
That would be a real disaster Charli
CHAZZER
Where do you think all your socks go?
The are alive and well and there to be reclaimed at Sockhorror.com
Where do you think all your socks go?
The are alive and well and there to be reclaimed at Sockhorror.com
I swear the AWOL sock just had enough of me.... 
Some say the sock chooses the owner - so go and look
Wot-the-heck significance is that picture meant to mean - LOL 
They're socks and they're pink 
not necessarily my lucky pink socks....
. . .and your point is?
Let me introduce you to The Sock Monster!
This is taken from the Urban Dictionary:
Round in (or around) washing machines and tumble driers
Thought to be genetically modified , highley evolved organism. Although never actually sighted evidence points to its habits and breediung cycle. A voracious predator the sock monster preys on single socks always leaving behind one of the pair it has captured. Mystery surrounds this behaviour although zoologists surmise this may be an instinctual mechanism for long term survival. Able to cross great distances at speed and unseen there is almost no known method of defense.
Currently there is a research program to capture one and study its life cycle to provide some relief. The only known fact is sock monster numbers are proportional the number of people in residence at one location.
This is taken from the Urban Dictionary:
Round in (or around) washing machines and tumble driers
Thought to be genetically modified , highley evolved organism. Although never actually sighted evidence points to its habits and breediung cycle. A voracious predator the sock monster preys on single socks always leaving behind one of the pair it has captured. Mystery surrounds this behaviour although zoologists surmise this may be an instinctual mechanism for long term survival. Able to cross great distances at speed and unseen there is almost no known method of defense.
Currently there is a research program to capture one and study its life cycle to provide some relief. The only known fact is sock monster numbers are proportional the number of people in residence at one location.
1 person = 1 monster, rare sock predation, victim is able to carry on normal life
2 persons = 2 monsters, infreqent predation
3 persons = 3 monsters, increased predation, victims are rarely able to find socks
4 persons = 4 monsters, forget it , no known cure, no socks at all for anyone
You can also buy sock monster mugs, caps & T-shirts from their site
2 persons = 2 monsters, infreqent predation
3 persons = 3 monsters, increased predation, victims are rarely able to find socks
4 persons = 4 monsters, forget it , no known cure, no socks at all for anyone
You can also buy sock monster mugs, caps & T-shirts from their site
Awwww El Loro...I love that!
Look at his little button teeth!
Look at his little button teeth!
THIS is wot happens to ya missing sox
El Loro
I'm so scared
Gonna go to the laundry room later on to see if said sock decided to turn up.... fingers crossed.......
