i kidnapped two children last night..!

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china

i did

the mom is OH's mate, the dad is my mate
the mom is an alcoholic and she was driving round pissed as a rat with the kids (aged 3 and 4) in the car..i spotted her, followed her and stopped her.
by the way..all this is before I had a drink

and made her give me the kids..and i swear the woman was gonna fight me but she got outta the car and could hardly stand
so i put the kids in my car and drove them to mine and OH fed 'em
and the dad picked them up
ive just had a phone call and the woman crashed her car, overturned it in the early hours and is in hospital and has been arrested
so it was a bloody good job i got 'em when i did

im a bit of a hero dont you think

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♥PinkBabe1966♥The Angel under the tree!Member

quote:
Originally posted by china:
im off now for a hero's breakfast of scambled eggs
which i'll have to do myself cos no one is in
and when ive eaten it i shall expect you all to have organised a brass band to play outside my yard..innit

*drives round Birmingham with Cd of brass band playing*

Seriously, nice one you saved them from a really bad accident there

7/17/095:20 AM

angelicarwenMember

Aww well done sweetie

You should be ever so proud of yourself.

If that was my daughter being driven around by someone drunk I would be eternally grateful to you

7/17/095:25 AM

darloboy (Play The Game!)Member

Well done China

7/17/095:26 AM

chinaMember

ta you lot..
i might be a big t*at on here but in RL i have some uses
now..if anyone wants to knit me a crime fighting cape..

7/17/099:26 AM

MentalistMember

quote:
Originally posted by china:
ta you lot..
i might be a big t*at on here but in RL i have some uses
now..if anyone wants to knit me a crime fighting cape..

Only if you promise to wear your underpants over your tights!

7/17/099:39 AM

*Pesky-Pixie* (Guest)

Well done china.

The kids couldn't speak for themselves...they obviously needed you to do it for them.

7/17/099:45 AM

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