She means the ones with Johnny Depp in, dear. Not your personal ones with your bits hanging out

*hollers up the hill*

I understood it..    I just find listening to other peoples dreams a bit dull,  Leonardo de Cakeholes dreams included

I've never understood the Depp fascination, tbh. He's good looking but doesn't make me dribble

As for that trog with the flat frying pan face and the big chin (Knightly bird)....arrrgghhh.

she has the lollypop head thing going on 

ooh..ive never been so insulted..hang on, i have

It wasn't an insult

Date Movie and Epic Movie are by the same useless lazy hacks who inflicted "Meet the Spartans" on us. I'm not sure about the other two.

I've endured Date Movie and probably Epic Movie, they're so full of lazy pop culture references and internet memes that you've heard so many times before that it's like watching the same film over and over again.  And when will they realise that Sir Mix-a-Lot's "Baby Got Back" was released in 1992 FCS and has been referenced to death ever since!  Referencing it just isn't funny!

The Scary Movies are fab..    I couldn't sit and watch one on my own..  but for watching with the family (whilst half doing something else, like interwebbing) they are a laugh.

Haven't seen Epic Movie or Date Movie.    Tried to watch Disaster Movie but it was soooo bad, it was boring..    we turned over whilst it was at a scene where they are all at a house party.. it is the longest ever scene, I felt like I had been sucked into some sort of twisted hell dimension where I was being forced to watch the film that never got going for ever! 

I quite fancy watching Vampires Suck though..    daughter reckons its funny as (if you are into the  Twilight films)

take maaa strong hand..

Nothing wrong with killer bunnies!

PC - We love that Buffy episode..    we have it on Special Edition DVD... 

(daughter & I know all the words <---  cringey confession)

I've got the Buffy boxed set

So have i..  but in VHS format...   I can't bring myself to part with them though

(have the Angel ones too)

You see those vampire shows and films, do they really bite into people and eat their blood and stuff or is all that just left to the imagination?

ermmm.... yeah, they do Karms.

but things like Buffy...  its very non-gruesome (neat little puncture holes, and when the vamp is staked they just go "poooof" into a cloud of dust).

Whereas something like True Blood..     they take a dirty great chunk out of their neck, and when the vamp gets staked there's a lot of goo & mess.

Buffy, Angel, True Blood..    they are all written with humour though.

I am the worlds biggest wussy when it comes to horror or graphic injuries on the telly...  but the vamp stuff doesn't bother me in the slightest

Buffy sounds ok.

True Blood.....

I know it's not a film but I love Charmed! (re-runs on Living). K says it's a load of rubbish cos it's girls and it's soppy (He likes the proper gruesome stuff - I'll tell him about True Blood)

Right - back to me Essex, only paused to make a cuppa and I'm 15 minutes behind

Is acers Eric, mmmmm *drool*

Give, Eat.Pray.Love a miss ,utter tripe.

Julia Robers goes on an insperational globe trotting trip of self discovery,says it all really.

Yeah...  I watched Charmed too..   they were good!  

*double drool*

though K may not see the appeal 

Oh I thought I saw a sequel set up at the end of skyline, I have no interest in seeing it tho! I liked inception

hahahaha...    I'll tell him about you Summer..    he needs someone to use his Orange 2 for 1 Wednesday cinema ticket thing with! 

If she'd gone off on her own for a decade discovering herself whilst we get on with our lives without her it could have had potential 

well it was gonna be double drool but now definitely triple droooooooooool

ooooohhhhhhhhhhhh i love true blood ......... ermm  worst film i  switched of was 13 going on 30  pile of poo              true blood  reminds me when i visit my son and d-in-law  coz they keep the box set for me ........... am going first week of june 

Eric & I...       we go way back 

JELLUS  

Isn't he gay?

What appeal would there be in a gay fella for me?!

Ah. Just read the rest of the convo

He's not gay...    there was just a dodgy scene..    he did what he had to do in order to stake Talbot!

Eric is seriously hot!!

and he can fly

Worst film I ever saw has to be the 'Blob' - total shite!

Jack Black deserves a special mention.  Has he ever been funny in anything?  I've never understood how he managed to get the lead in romcoms and as a rock dude, 'he sucks ass man!'.  No matter what or who he plays in his very limited repertoire, he's never funny. 

That Tenacious D film is dire on every level.  Plot, scenes, music and utterly unfunny.  As chronically unfunny as any shite Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer have inflicted on us.

Ben Stiller, probably on par with Jack Black.

How many awful movies has he made?

Meet the Fookers, three movies where the joke is a play on the word 'Fooker'.

Night at the Museum and its sequel - boring

Zoolander - boring

Envy - really boring

He's also in "Tenacious D and the Pick of Destiny"

Jennifer Anniston is the queen of pot boiler romcoms where she plays Rachel from Friends in every single one.