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Anybody any ideas what I should reply...I know some of you are witty, so give me some ideas...though, I could be a millionaire...Laugh

[24/08/2009 19:35:17] Tony Elumelu says: 24/08/2009.

Hello parkinson,

I am sorry to contact you unannounced through this medium. I am Tony O. Elumelu, Managing Director/Chief Executive of United Bank for Africa (UBA), Emerging Markets Global Retail and Commercial Banking, here in Ghana West Africa. I am contacting you based on an urgent and confidential matter that will profit both of us if you will assist me in it. I have spent all day trying to get someone whom I will trust as a partner in a business that requires absolute secrecy and confidentiality. Actually I am searching for someone that bear same second or last name as" PARKSINON ".

Please be patient while I explain this to you. It will be of mutual benefit to both of us. In 2004 one Mr. Daniel parkinson a citizen of your Country made a fixed deposit with my bank. I was his accounts manager and also we became very close friends .He made a fixed deposit for 36 calendar months valued at UD$18,400,000 (Eighteen Million, Four Hundred Thousand US Dollars) and the due date for the deposit was January 16th 2007. But unfortunately, Daniel died in the air disaster in the May 26, 2006 Earthquake disaster in Jawa, Indonesia that killed over 5,000 people. He was in Indonesia on a business Trip and that was how he met his end.

Last Week my Bank Management requested that Daniel should give instructions on what to do about his funds, if to renew the contract. I know this will happen and that is why I have been looking for a means to handle the situation, because if my Bank Directors happens to know that Daniel is dead and do not have any Heir, they will take the funds for their personal use, so I don't want such to happen. That was why when I saw your name I was happy and I am now seeking your co-operation to present you as Next of Kin/ Heir to the account, since you have the same name with him and my bank head quarters will release the account to you.

As I am communicating with you, my bank management is yet to know about his sudden death. With my new position in the bank, I have an advantage to make the money be transferred to your bank account as the Beneficiary having the money. Daniel did not mention any next of kin in his account information in his file and he was not married and has no children.

There is no risk involved; the transaction will be executed under a legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of law. It is better that we claim the money, than allowing my other fellow Bank Directors to take it, they are rich already. I am not a greedy person, so I am suggesting we share the funds equal, 50/50% to both parties, my share will assist me to start my own company which has been my dream.

Let me know your mind on this and please do treat this information as TOP SECRET. We shall go over the details once I receive your urgent response strictly through my personal email contact.

We can as well discuss this on phone, have a nice day.

Tony O. Elumelu
E-MAIL: tonymoneyolumelu@gmail.com

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quote:
Originally posted by The Devil In Diamante:
quote:
Originally posted by captain marbles:
Dear Tony
I note your offer with deep interest. Please forward your personal details on receipt of this email.

Yours.
Chief Inspector Parkinson.
Head of Online Fraud Investigation Unit.
Serious Fraud Office UK.


That's the one!!! Lol! I'm gonna send it now!!! Thumbs Up Laugh


If you email him watch out for more scams coming at you Nod
Yellow Rose
quote:
Originally posted by Yellow Rose:
quote:
Originally posted by The Devil In Diamante:
quote:
Originally posted by captain marbles:
Dear Tony
I note your offer with deep interest. Please forward your personal details on receipt of this email.

Yours.
Chief Inspector Parkinson.
Head of Online Fraud Investigation Unit.
Serious Fraud Office UK.


That's the one!!! Lol! I'm gonna send it now!!! Thumbs Up Laugh


If you email him watch out for more scams coming at you Nod


I sent it over Skype, he replied...

'Mr Parkinson
your interest in my proposal is noted
please we can not discusse this here, please contact me through the email


DUh!
The Devil In Diamante
quote:
Originally posted by The Devil In Diamante:
quote:
Originally posted by Yellow Rose:
quote:
Originally posted by The Devil In Diamante:
quote:
Originally posted by captain marbles:
Dear Tony
I note your offer with deep interest. Please forward your personal details on receipt of this email.

Yours.
Chief Inspector Parkinson.
Head of Online Fraud Investigation Unit.
Serious Fraud Office UK.


That's the one!!! Lol! I'm gonna send it now!!! Thumbs Up Laugh


If you email him watch out for more scams coming at you Nod


I sent it over Skype, he replied...

'Mr Parkinson
your interest in my proposal is noted
please we can not discusse this here, please contact me through the email


DUh!


Note how he wants your email. People like that don't scare easily. Can't remember now as hubby uses it more than me but isn't there a way of blocking certain people from Skype?
Yellow Rose
quote:
Originally posted by Yellow Rose:
quote:
Originally posted by The Devil In Diamante:
quote:
Originally posted by Yellow Rose:
quote:
Originally posted by The Devil In Diamante:
quote:
Originally posted by captain marbles:
Dear Tony
I note your offer with deep interest. Please forward your personal details on receipt of this email.

Yours.
Chief Inspector Parkinson.
Head of Online Fraud Investigation Unit.
Serious Fraud Office UK.


That's the one!!! Lol! I'm gonna send it now!!! Thumbs Up Laugh


If you email him watch out for more scams coming at you Nod


I sent it over Skype, he replied...

'Mr Parkinson
your interest in my proposal is noted
please we can not discusse this here, please contact me through the email


DUh!


Note how he wants your email. People like that don't scare easily. Can't remember now as hubby uses it more than me but isn't there a way of blocking certain people from Skype?


I'm going to have a look now Nod
The Devil In Diamante
Dear Sir,

Thank you for your very kind and generous offer. How awful it must have been for my darling Uncle Daniel to die in not only an air disaster but an earthquake as well. Uncle Danny never had much luck and how he was able to amass such a fortune is beyond me.

I think the best way to handle this transaction is to mail me a cheque for ÂĢ10,000 to show your good faith and intentions. I will then buy a ticket to Switzerland and will book my stay in the most expensive hotel there and register under your name with your credit card (to ensure that your annonimity is protected).

Once you arrive, we can then transfer all monies to a Swiss Bank account. After all the messy transactions are complete, we can open a bottle of the finest champagne and drink a toast to dear, departed Uncle Danny.

Sincerely,

XXX
FM
quote:
Originally posted by Suzi-Q:
Dear Sir,

Thank you for your very kind and generous offer. How awful it must have been for my darling Uncle Daniel to die in not only an air disaster but an earthquake as well. Uncle Danny never had much luck and how he was able to amass such a fortune is beyond me.

I think the best way to handle this transaction is to mail me a cheque for ÂĢ10,000 to show your good faith and intentions. I will then buy a ticket to Switzerland and will book my stay in the most expensive hotel there and register under your name with your credit card (to ensure that your annonimity is protected).

Once you arrive, we can then transfer all monies to a Swiss Bank account. After all the messy transactions are complete, we can open a bottle of the finest champagne and drink a toast to dear, departed Uncle Danny.

Sincerely,

XXX


Suzi Q...excellent as always...I'm gonna send that! Laugh
The Devil In Diamante
quote:
Originally posted by The Devil In Diamante:
quote:
Originally posted by Suzi-Q:
Dear Sir,

Thank you for your very kind and generous offer. How awful it must have been for my darling Uncle Daniel to die in not only an air disaster but an earthquake as well. Uncle Danny never had much luck and how he was able to amass such a fortune is beyond me.

I think the best way to handle this transaction is to mail me a cheque for ÂĢ10,000 to show your good faith and intentions. I will then buy a ticket to Switzerland and will book my stay in the most expensive hotel there and register under your name with your credit card (to ensure that your annonimity is protected).

Once you arrive, we can then transfer all monies to a Swiss Bank account. After all the messy transactions are complete, we can open a bottle of the finest champagne and drink a toast to dear, departed Uncle Danny.

Sincerely,

XXX


Suzi Q...excellent as always...I'm gonna send that! Laugh


Big Grin I will expect the customary 10% fee!
FM

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