mmm i love a good pastry ...

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Originally posted by Mummy Maz:


mmm i love a good pastry ...

stoppit!! I want one NOW

Battenburgs please , a cherry one?.

i say NO to Battenburg Darlo will one of these suffice?

One should point out that clout does indeed have another meaning in Geordieland particularly in the plural.

Any cake will do Maz .

cuppa tea...slice o cake

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Originally posted by Sexy_Kelly:

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Originally posted by Triggers:

I gave this Danish pair a good clout!

Still not getting it, unless clout had a second rude meaning? or have i just got a one track mind?

I just meant I would eat these with gusto! No hidden meaning, just an attempt at humour

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Originally posted by storm:
p.s. I have known FOUR Danish au pairs, so your theory has been blown RIGHT out of the water !

Evidence?

(Tee Hee )

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Originally posted by Garage Joe:

quote:

Originally posted by storm:
p.s. I have known FOUR Danish au pairs, so your theory has been blown RIGHT out of the water !

Evidence?

(Tee Hee )

yer we want evidence, picture evidence of you with these 'danish au pairs' .. plus their fbook and myspace page details.. then we MIGHT believe you.. i said MIGHT

I thought all Au Pairs had to be Sweedish. It's the law and if it's not, it should be.

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Originally posted by Teddy Bleads:
I thought all Au Pairs had to be Sweedish. It's the law and if it's not, it should be.

nah thats them folk that do the massages..

Eeeek, I guess some people take things a little too seriously. I lol when I read post, reading some of the replys certainly took the lol out of my day. Jeez, I guess I had best not post my thoughts of what I would like to do to my hubby when he's on a wind up.

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Originally posted by Scotty:

Don`t mince words please. A couple of the pc brigade doubted his post and we`re telling them that it was a joke. Did you read that?
Therefore, if they doubt it was, they are basically saying that that he`s not lovely and he belts au-pairs around the ear. Do you understand?

I understand what you are saying, but my perception was different anyway when I first started to read, and I think you'll find I very rarely mince words

Not that it has any bearing on anything, but I didn't even know before this post that carot was male, seen the name around, but don't know him.

and sorry for only just replying, but I was at work and now I'm not.

The young au pair had been working for the couple for over a year.

While pleasant and hardworking, the girl still struggled with English.

One day she informed the Lady of the House, that her boyfriend in the Army was coming for a visit.

"That's wonderful. How long is his furlough?"

"Oh... yust the same as husband's yours, but a little bit thicker." the au-pair replied.

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Originally posted by Garage Joe:

quote:

Originally posted by storm:
p.s. I have known FOUR Danish au pairs, so your theory has been blown RIGHT out of the water !

Evidence?

(Tee Hee )

I know four to... I shall PM you the paperwork