quote:

Originally posted by Mike Strutter:

Suzie

I loved swimming years ago when I was fit and hunky ...
Now I fear if I go in the swimbaths a jap whaler will be harpooning me and dragging me onboard ..lol

Same reason I would want a private swimming pool the thought of me in a swimming costume really turns my stomach

quote:

Originally posted by Mike Strutter:
Heatseek

Yeah charming Im sure ..lol
Im not that fat ...Its just when I got off the cycle it , the computer skynet screen was letting off Firework screenshots ..lol

Lori
And theres me thinking you Yanks are not
good with humour (< and thats spelt right lol)

Baby Bunny
This lad who lived near me his parents had an indoor heated swimming pool ,
I always wondered why he was such a popular guy ...lol


Suzie

I loved swimming years ago when I was fit and hunky ...
Now I fear if I go in the swimbaths a jap whaler will be harpooning me and dragging me onboard ..lol

mufcdiver
Lol theres more comics here than The Comedians...

I prefer your spelling of that word, too (keep trying to use it here...), and I'm SHOCKED and DISMAYED that you don't think we have sense of humour!

Sarcasm alert.

Indeed.

Thanks, King Kev!

Suzie
Give over you are a Gorgeous hottie ...
Im more Mr Blobby meets the Blob ....


LOL @ Lori

I know you have a sense of HumoUr,
its just a few of our colonial friends who let the side down ...
Like this lot ....lol
Westboro Baptist Church
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Westboro_Baptist_Church

We have the same in the UK
the BNP .....*SPIT *

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_National_Party


anyway

back ontopic ...
a few questions ....

will I break that bike ...??

will Gemma get a wedgie ...??

will I ever lose any weight ...??

will I ever look good in skin tight lycra ..??

will Yummy Mummies at the gym ever look at a fat bloke like me , other than laffing and think he is a nice bloke ...??

Could I ever sprint as this young guy was doing on the treadmill near me last week......??

Erm ...Yes I would beat him tomorrow if Bpool Police unleash the alsations,
at the pub riot I start ...
I would out run them ..lol

so many questions eh ..??

quote:

Originally posted by Mike Strutter:
Suzie
Give over you are a Gorgeous hottie ...
Im more Mr Blobby meets the Blob ....


will I break that bike ...??

will Gemma get a wedgie ...??

will I ever lose any weight ...??

will I ever look good in skin tight lycra ..??

will Yummy Mummies at the gym ever look at a fat bloke like me , other than laffing and think he is a nice bloke ...??

Could I ever sprint as this young guy was doing on the treadmill near me last week......??

Erm ...Yes I would beat him tomorrow if Bpool Police unleash the alsations,
at the pub riot I start ...
I would out run them ..lol

so many questions eh ..??

My aim is to become a gorgeous hottie but still have quite a way to go
I bet you're not as big as you think you are Mr Strutter

Okay answers to your questions


1) No they have been build to industrial strength can cope with several whales

2) Knowing you yes if she doesn't lighten up

3) Of course you will if you eat right and exercise

4) Can't wait to see the piccy to have a giggle at you in lycra, I laugh at ALL men in lycra

5) There will be one special one that will turn up and think you're just as yummy

6) You already answered that one for yourself

Mike:

Those people were JUST here in Seattle (this week, even), picking on one of our best local high schools! I'm embarrassed to claim them as Americans....

Lori
Im SORRY ..!!!!!

I Brought up these Very sad pathetic fools...sorry Lori ...
No Disrespect meant ...


maybe a knew thread on Indifference..??


Suzie

thank
you
you answered wonderful ...
I love you seeing the F*ck Up /loser..... Me ..lol

quote:

Originally posted by Mike Strutter:
Lori
Im SORRY ..!!!!!

I Brought up these Very sad pathetic fools...sorry Lori ...
No Disrespect meant ...


maybe a knew thread on Indifference..??


Suzie

thank
you
you answered wonderful ...
I love you seeing the F*ck Up /loser..... Me ..lol

You are neither of those things you mentioned and I'm sure there will be plenty of those who will back me up

You are one of the nicest people on here and have a very special gift of making people feel good about themselves and a gift of making us laugh.
You are a very special man Mr Strutter and you can't change my mind

quote:

Originally posted by fairy_suzie:

quote:

Originally posted by Mike Strutter:
Lori
Im SORRY ..!!!!!

I Brought up these Very sad pathetic fools...sorry Lori ...
No Disrespect meant ...


maybe a knew thread on Indifference..??


Suzie

thank
you
you answered wonderful ...
I love you seeing the F*ck Up /loser..... Me ..lol

You are neither of those things you mentioned and I'm sure there will be plenty of those who will back me up

You are one of the nicest people on here and have a very special gift of making people feel good about themselves and a gift of making us laugh.
You are a very special man Mr Strutter and you can't change my mind

I would agree!
Mike, no disrespect taken. I guess it just goes to show we ALL have our crazies, huh?

eh ..? lol

How did you get on today Mike

Phew just been Gym again ....lol
Im knackered ...

sweating all those pints of tequilas and vodka /redbulls out from sat afternoon in town...hahahaha
another wild day out on the tiles with mates ...

That sourpuss gym girl who showed me around wasnt there ,
Im sure she was worried she would get a wedgie ..lol

It was packed with yummy mummies today ..lol

always nice to look at them ...hehehe
well I did my fitness routine ,
she has already upped how many things I do on each skynet machine ..lol
Lil madam ..lol
I got told today by this young lad instructor ,
about 15yo who was fit as a butchers dog,
that I should be going 3 times a week ...LOL
Its ok for him to say that ...
cheeky devil ..lol
I got 20 odd years on me and twice the size of him ..lol...lol

anyway just had a nice relaxing hot bath and feel good...
a busty brunette giving me a massage would be coolies mind ..lol

Here you go Mr Strutter and yes I'm a busty brunette too

Will hopefully not miss any spots this week

Glad to hear your sourpuss wasn't there and that you managed the upped routine Well done Mike keep it up

You made it through another session, Mike! Good for you!

Suzie

I think I have gone to heaven ...lol
Im sure you are a Foxy Cornish Babe...

aye that girl sent her younger bruv to wind me up today ..lol
I need to go 3 times a week, cheeky young pup ..lol
I got through another session without collapsing clutching my chest and gasping for my life.....
I think this Gym mylarky is a piece of cake really .....a big choc one with fresh cream ..*Yummy*



Lori

Thanks ,
I used to be a real Gym Junkie a million years ago in my youth...

quote:

Originally posted by Mike Strutter:
Suzie

I think I have gone to heaven ...lol
Im sure you are a Foxy Cornish Babe...

aye that girl sent her younger bruv to wind me up today ..lol
I need to go 3 times a week, cheeky young pup ..lol
I got through another session without collapsing clutching my chest and gasping for my life.....
I think this Gym mylarky is a piece of cake really .....a big choc one with fresh cream ..*Yummy*



Lori

Thanks ,
I used to be a real Gym Junkie a million years ago in my youth...

I'm glad you are enjoying the massage Mr Strutter

Not something that has ever been said to me before so the foxy babe bit is a new one on me But thank you for the compliment

I'm sure you'll soon be getting right back into it and will be a very fit hunk in no time Then all those Blackpool ladies better watch out

Well done mike.
One day you'll wake up, and think, who's that fit hunky fella looking at me through the window. Then you'll realise it's a mirror.

Suzie
You are a delish Cornish lil cream cake....
Sweet ,Tasty...and Yummy..

I need a head transplant first before any women fancies me ..lol

Kev

That would be you outside my Bedroom window the fit hunky fella ,
trying to burgle me ....
you Wigan lads eh ! ..lol

quote:

Originally posted by Mike Strutter:
Suzie
You are a delish Cornish lil cream cake....
Sweet ,Tasty...and Yummy..

I need a head transplant first before any women fancies me ..lol

Kev

That would be you outside my Bedroom window the fit hunky fella ,
trying to burgle me ....
you Wigan lads eh ! ..lol

Thanks Mike you've made my day

I'm sure there are plenty of ladies that would find you just perfect Let us be the judge of your looks as you obviously lack self confidence in yourself I know the signs as I'm exactly the same and think I look like the back end of a bus

Suzie

Give over ...lol

I would be a full time guy on *that bus*....
Treasure an love it ...