I wish you could have stayed longer.
cheesy mash is lovely with fried onions in.
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I wish you could have stayed longer.
I'm having to fight very hard not to say ooer at regular intervals here.
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cheesy mash is lovely with fried onions in.
Mmmm with a side of mushrooms.
oh you'd have loved it bateman. I do make a lovely breakfast.
I'll be having her again you know.
I'll be having her again you know.
ooer
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I'll be having her again you know
Filth
YOU NEVER DID ME BREAKFAST 
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YOU NEVER DID ME
Hold your passion, its your turn next week 
yeah but I did dancing in a feather boa for you!!!
the above is true as well.
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yeah but I did a boa for you!!!
Christ. *crosses legs*
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yeah but I did dancing in a feather boa for you!!!
its true 
and it was mighty impressive i can tell you.
I've done a lot for the bliddy members of this forum
Some homemade carrot cake.
bent over backwards
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I've done a lot for the bliddy members of this forum
*spontaneously combusts in massive double entendre*
*wipes bateman off*
*awakens*
*sees reply*
*dies again*
*sees reply*
*dies again*
*gets up to make bateman breakfast*
how about a big sausage?
how about a big sausage?
*evaporates* 
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*evaporates*
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spontaneously combusts
gets excited. 
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AHEM!!! I got a cup of tea when I came to your gaff
she wasn't a well woman!
I've got some lovely bangers.
I need to go and confess in the LOL thread 
Jonononono and bateman made me do it!
Jonononono and bateman made me do it!
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Jonononono and bateman made me do it!
Leave me out of it. Everything is Jonono's fault. You heard it here first.
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Jonononono and bateman made me do it!
me as well! I need a cold shower, phewwwwww Hot stuff.