Will I die a painful, though satisfyingly dramatic, death?
I'm wearing a cape in prep?
I'm wearing a cape in prep?
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dunno but your crap will be fragrant!
No you will not. Croc was correct in what they said though 
Really??
I was being flippant and thought i was making it up....
I was being flippant and thought i was making it up....
hahahaha! dunno how you managed to actually swallow one...
I have fished the odd one out of my mouth a few times! (grrrr at my mother... she doesn't follow the "count them in, then count them out" rule)
I have fished the odd one out of my mouth a few times! (grrrr at my mother... she doesn't follow the "count them in, then count them out" rule)
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Will I die a painful, though satisfyingly dramatic, death?
I hope so
Oh I havent posted in here yet....how fab that that was the first one
n six weeks you will start to feel a tickle inside your left ear. This means that the Bay Laurel tree has successfully planted itself inside you. Within another week, you will see the shoots come out of your ear. Don't be alarmed in a month or so, if you stand still, you will have very effective camoflauge in any woodslike setting. Good Luck and hang a red ribbon on yourself during deer season to avoid harm.
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hahahaha! dunno how you managed to actually swallow one..
Two answers to that.(1) No...neither do I, lol. But there was two in the bowl and now there is one. And I am alone.
(2) I've got a big mouth. Easily done.
I'm going out on nutmeg.
Seamed pantyhose and a girdle.With moustache.
Seamed pantyhose and a girdle.With moustache.
Oh I havent posted in here yet....how fab that that was the first one
Horrible old cow. I shall hunt you down and haunt you with rancid fragrant parps.
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I hope so
So mean 
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So mean
But true
Ban her!!!1!!!!!1!"Q"!!!!
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But true Ban her!!!1!!!!!1!"Q"!!!!
Oi....what did I do??
All I can say is if you do manage nto grow one out of whatever orifice then all to the good - they are really expensive and will probably be much in demand come the summer of 2012.
I wonder if it will stay in your stomach for 7 years like chewing gum is said to do (but apparently doesnt really)
Oi Dave I am not mean!
It's only Profile
And Oi Annoyingfile I am not old
(I'll let you off with the horrible and the cow part 
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It's only Profile
And Oi Annoyingfile I am not old
(I'll let you off with the horrible and the cow part )
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Originally posted by sbevis:
In six weeks you will start to feel a tickle inside your left ear. This means that the Bay Laurel tree has successfully planted itself inside you. Within another week, you will see the shoots come out of your ear. Don't be alarmed in a month or so, if you stand still, you will have very effective camoflauge in any woodslike setting. Good Luck and hang a red ribbon on yourself during deer season to avoid harm.
In six weeks you will start to feel a tickle inside your left ear. This means that the Bay Laurel tree has successfully planted itself inside you. Within another week, you will see the shoots come out of your ear. Don't be alarmed in a month or so, if you stand still, you will have very effective camoflauge in any woodslike setting. Good Luck and hang a red ribbon on yourself during deer season to avoid harm.
We don't have deer season here...as least, I don't think we do
But your advice is still worth consideration..
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I wonder if it will stay in your stomach for 7 years like chewing gum is said to do (but apparently doesnt really)
I'd look about 10 months pregnant if that were trueoh...hold on....
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Oi....what did I do??
Sorry. I have tendrils forming in my brain. Keyboard control is the first thing to goezzz
Older than me, ergo I win.
Anyway, at least advanced age would be an excuse for all that rust on your bonce.
Anyway, at least advanced age would be an excuse for all that rust on your bonce.
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And Oi Annoyingfile I am not old
If only I could photoshop it onto a bike
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We don't have deer season here...as least, I don't think we do
We did in 1592, the Americans are 400 odd years behind. Not 8 hours as they'd have you believe.
Nearly ran a deer over this morning. Just a bit of useless info.
My husband hit a mattadeer once....
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Nearly ran a deer over this morning. Just a bit of useless info.
One of them little ones... mini deer..... there are loads of them round here at the moment... I actually saw one grazing on a roundabout the other day!
Yes it was little one, we have woods behind our house and we take a country lane to go to school. Out this little fecker popped and we had to break.
Come out at midnight for gawd's sake....dumb deer.
Come out at midnight for gawd's sake....dumb deer.
If you run over a deer or a sheep or owt in Scotland you're not allowed to keep it. Next car along though can pick up that 300kg of fresh venison and stick on the barbie.
Trufax.
Trufax.
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... mini deer.....
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If you run over a deer or a sheep or owt in Scotland you're not allowed to keep it. Next car along though can pick up that 300kg of fresh venison and stick on the barbie. Trufax.
How about a U turn...does that count?
lol
and a quick plate change. It's to stop folk deliberately aiming at the little sods. Though you could hunt in convoy I suppose.
and a quick plate change. It's to stop folk deliberately aiming at the little sods. Though you could hunt in convoy I suppose.
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Muntjack!
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lol and a quick plate change. It's to stop folk deliberately aiming at the little sods. Though you could hunt in convoy I suppose
*Calls Easyjet and a few friends* *hides mint sauce in thong*
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mint sauce
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the Americans are 400 odd years behind. Not 8 hours as they'd have you believe.
Oh hell. I will never be able to do the time difference thingy now. Thanks.