I loved the bit after he said he had a girlfriend....

'Is she also your sister?'

Some people really are too stupid to know when to shut up!

foggot..?

rid nicks carnt spel proper lol

This looks good Sorting out a cuppa and a nibble and shall peruse forthwith!

Har har.

I particularly liked "a woman two KFC family buckets away from upsetting the planet's rotational axis." 

..now thats funny....

As in "foggot to look it up in the dictionary".

lol-you got it pete

Who the hell IS this guy (the one giving the smart mouth answers by the way,) not the redneck with appalling spelling and grammar.  He is really funny.  This blog is hilarious.  All of the guy's comebacks are funny, but the last one tickeld me 'don't bother emailing me again, coz i WON't read it..'  'YES YOU WILL.'  'No I won't.' LOL!

I'm only halfway through it and I've got a stitch

This made me HOWL!! :

'Yes, I'm fairly certain there is a worldwide criminal investigation network dedicated solely to bringing those who construct fake Facebook profiles to justice. I believe the punishment is tar and feathering in most parts of the world except West Virginia where you are stripped naked, oiled up and chased around a paddock while wearing a pig mask.
Apparently in West Virginia, this is also known as a 'date'.'

'Is she also your sister? I checked out her photos on your Facebook page and while she is not exactly my type, I accept that other people have different preferences. Even when those preferences include facial tattoos and stretch pants constructed from sufficient material to shelter a small village. And their livestock.'

Oh God

"Also, despite your inference, I have managed, up to this point, to avoid putting most things in my bottom. Primarily due to the possibility that I might enjoy it, get carried away, and move on to watermelons or midsize family autos"

Nope... but I've got it bookmarked now!   Hilarious.  

Yes he is funny, but does anyone know who he is? 

Not a clue...my son gave me the link. 

Twitter link anyone? 

http://twitter.com/27bslash6

And you can email him of course...

Nope... but I've got it bookmarked now!   Hilarious.  

Me too - I love his style

Another of his:

http://www.27bslash6.com/missy.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_Thorne_(writer)

FOUND HIM!  He is an Aussie comic, writer and author.  The guy rocks!  I am gonna try find more stuff about him!  Thanks for alerting him to us Cariad. xx

LOL... I'm following him on Twitter now...   I know just the sort of person I could use this on.........

 

 

Just emailed an annoying client "I have your children." Sent a second five minutes later stating "Sorry, that email wasn't meant for you."

 

LOL! 

LOL... I'm following him on Twitter now...   I know just the sort of person I could use this on.........

 

 

Just emailed an annoying client "I have your children." Sent a second five minutes later stating "Sorry, that email wasn't meant for you."

 

I might have to sign up for Twitter now ...

Heres more

http://www.27bslash6.com/overdue.html

http://www.27bslash6.com/matthewsparty.html

His book's just been published here I think..

twitter is one of the best sites ive been on-cant stand that facebook bollox-you can have a laugh on twitter and you can speak to famous people..like me

I knew we would get along well. We have only known each other for one day and already you are organising a party. I am not sure where Gay*unt is but if I did "livd close by" to it, I would definitely be up for that.

Just started reading it ,bliddy hilarious.

and believe me im famous on there lol

OMG meaty - that is the funniest thing I have read for ages - I have been sat here howling with laughter

It sure is Erin.    The moron who called this David a 'foggot' has bitten off more than he can chew, trying to out-smart him.  He is getting angrier and madder with each passing email, and the David guy is just making mincemeat out of him; mainly because he is funny and intelligent and the angry redneck is a thick stupid chav.

famous on where???

This is the way to fight stupid local authority rules:

http://www.27bslash6.com/trash.html

I want to follow you What's your twit addy?

twitter of course

i use someone elses account lol

but my replies are better than hers-ive got quite a few followers

if i told you who i am-id have to kill you or quite possibley buy you diamonds

You would have thought that considering how many times red neck types seem to work 'faggot' or 'fag' into their conversations, it would be one of the few words they'd know how to spell!

Why? 

VVS1, IF or F only please.

As for using someone else's account. I'm not even sure I want to know why cos when it comes to you God knows what the reason is for that

LOL