No tins of tuna , standing proud in my cupboard.
No packs of chees e traingulrs lurking in the salade section of my fridge.
My bovril jar is empty.
Toast may have to come to save me.
Everyone likes toast, they have it in hospitals.
No tins of tuna , standing proud in my cupboard.
No packs of chees e traingulrs lurking in the salade section of my fridge.
My bovril jar is empty.
Toast may have to come to save me.
Everyone likes toast, they have it in hospitals.
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well mayb e not 'everyone ' then....
you need to go supermarket, have you any crisps?
a minute on the lips - forever on the hips ....think of it as a result
Any neighbours own a dog?
I hope you're not trying to tell me you have no eggs?
Any neighbours own a dog?
aye... now he's regretting getting it evicted.
oh crisps sandwiches.
lemme llok
Banana.
be like paddington and have a marmalade one........
Tongue?
hes still hunting the crisps
this is when he realises he's no bread either...
Tongue?
down girl....
Tongue?
*sniggers*.........
Tongue?
down girl....
*realises that was probably not the thing to say to Blizz*
Tongue?
down girl....
*realises that was probably not the thing to say to Blizz*
Banana.
That wasn't listed in today's ÃĄ la carte cupboard special.
Tongue?
i never thought of you in asexual way blizz, but if you're up for it...
be like paddington and have a marmalade one........
ahh la spongey, has to be asavoury morsel.
i never thought of you in asexual way blizz
I'm very asexual, I'll have you know!
the nsolution was toast and buuter.
thank you all for your inputs.
xxx
the nsolution was toast and buuter.
thank you all for your inputs.
xxx
Don't forget to season..xxxxxxx
the nsolution was toast and buuter.
thank you all for your inputs.
xxx
My dear, you must always have the essentials in your cupboards and fridge. (Fresh) bread, rice, pasta, potatoes, cheese, milk, eggs, self raising flour..etc. I would like you to attend to the partaking of such items forthwith!
Don't make me do a Geldof special and start lobbing food parcels through your window and holding concerts and all that shit.
thank you all for your inputs.
xxx
Especially my tongue?
always..
you know we are engaged now?
always..
you know we are engaged now?
I would do the hysterical laughter smiley, but I've lost half of them!
Found them!
So...
Don't make me do a Geldof special and start lobbing food parcels through your window and holding concerts and all that shit.
Aww, go on And don't forget to name all your kids after poodles, please!
JB, you need to go do a bit of shopping.
I recommend Waitrose; you get a better class of trolley rage there
Don't make me do a Geldof special and start lobbing food parcels through your window and holding concerts and all that shit.
JB doesn't luff me anymore and doesn't appreciate my parcels *presses back of hand to forehead in a despondent manner*
tsk karms, its a well known fact that you have the best parcels on the forum...
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