No tins of tuna , standing proud in my cupboard.
No packs of chees e traingulrs lurking in the salade section of my fridge.
My bovril jar is empty.
Toast may have to come to save me.
Everyone likes toast, they have it in hospitals.
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well mayb e not 'everyone ' then....
you need to go supermarket, have you any crisps?
a minute on the lips - forever on the hips ....think of it as a result 
Any neighbours own a dog?
I hope you're not trying to tell me you have no eggs? 
Originally Posted by Antiope:
Any neighbours own a dog?
aye... now he's regretting getting it evicted.
oh crisps sandwiches.
lemme llok
Banana.
be like paddington and have a marmalade one........
Tongue?
hes still hunting the crisps 
this is when he realises he's no bread either...
Originally Posted by Blizz'ard:
Tongue?
down girl....
Originally Posted by Blizz'ard:
Tongue?
*sniggers*.........
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by Blizz'ard:
Tongue?
down girl....
*realises that was probably not the thing to say to Blizz*
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by Blizz'ard:
Tongue?
down girl....
*realises that was probably not the thing to say to Blizz*
Originally Posted by erinp:
Banana.
That wasn't listed in today's ÃĄ la carte cupboard special.
Originally Posted by Blizz'ard:
Tongue?
i never thought of you in asexual way blizz, but if you're up for it...
Originally Posted by spongebob squarepants:
be like paddington and have a marmalade one........
ahh la spongey, has to be asavoury morsel.
Originally Posted by jacksonb:
i never thought of you in asexual way blizz
I'm very asexual, I'll have you know! 
the nsolution was toast and buuter.
thank you all for your inputs.
xxx
Originally Posted by jacksonb:
the nsolution was toast and buuter.
thank you all for your inputs.
xxx
Don't forget to season..xxxxxxx
Originally Posted by jacksonb:
the nsolution was toast and buuter.
thank you all for your inputs.
xxx
My dear, you must always have the essentials in your cupboards and fridge. (Fresh) bread, rice, pasta, potatoes, cheese, milk, eggs, self raising flour..etc. I would like you to attend to the partaking of such items forthwith!
Don't make me do a Geldof special and start lobbing food parcels through your window and holding concerts and all that shit. 
Originally Posted by jacksonb:
thank you all for your inputs.
xxx
Especially my tongue?
always..
you know we are engaged now?
Originally Posted by Karma_:
Don't make me do a Geldof special and start lobbing food parcels through your window and holding concerts and all that shit.
Originally Posted by jacksonb:
always..
you know we are engaged now?
I would do the hysterical laughter smiley, but I've lost half of them!
Found them! 
So... 
Originally Posted by Ducky:
Originally Posted by Karma_:
Don't make me do a Geldof special and start lobbing food parcels through your window and holding concerts and all that shit.
JB doesn't luff me anymore and doesn't appreciate my parcels 
*presses back of hand to forehead in a despondent manner*
Originally Posted by Karma_:
Don't make me do a Geldof special and start lobbing food parcels through your window and holding concerts and all that shit.
Aww, go on And don't forget to name all your kids after poodles, please!
JB, you need to go do a bit of shopping.
I recommend Waitrose; you get a better class of trolley rage there 
Originally Posted by Karma_:
Originally Posted by Ducky:
Originally Posted by Karma_:
Don't make me do a Geldof special and start lobbing food parcels through your window and holding concerts and all that shit.
JB doesn't luff me anymore and doesn't appreciate my parcels *presses back of hand to forehead in a despondent manner*
tsk karms, its a well known fact that you have the best parcels on the forum...
