You better not be laughing at my ailment, It's not very funny at all.

I can't pick my nose, pluck my hairs or smell the bacon cooking slowly in the frying pan.

I can however do a double back flip from the top board at my swimming pool, which takes my mind away from the gout for a while, but as soon as i get dried and dressed I'm left with the gout again.

So there's no sniffing chairs, or playing the comb anymore until it clears up. Sneezing is the worst though, that brings tears to my eyes, even the glass one.

So if you don't want to catch gout of the nostril, don't go around painting bears for a living.

Nobody polishes bears, so they are well dusty.