I have better taste than you. What kind of idiot says that?

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Prometheus

Well, me actually. I like all the best movies and won't lower myself to watch ones that mere plebs find entertaining. I like all the best music, 'proper' bands and songwriters, don't push your mindless boy/girl band drivel on me thank you very much. I like the best football team, Chelsea, stick your Torquay United where the sun don't shine. I like the best actors and actresses. Jack Nicholson yes, Tom Cruise no. I have the best taste in food. Meat vindaloo food of the gods, anything else is just plain pretentious with the possible exception of fish and chips which is not pretentious, just boring.

So yeah, it is possible to be the best at liking everything but before you all get your hopes up, it's only possible if you're me, which you lot aren't.

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LeccyMember

You are more wrong than a big massive wrong thing, with neon flashing wrong signs, a legal summons for wrongness and all the other wrong people are laughing at your wrongness.

10/28/103:58 PM

Garage JoeMember

Ter be fay-er Chelsea cook socks in a spooneristic way-uh mind. N Divent yer knock fish n chips though.

10/28/103:58 PM

Ev (Peachy)Member

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So yeah, it is possible to be the best at liking everything but before you all get your hopes up, it's only possible if you're me, which you lot aren't

Not a lot i can say, except it must be good to be you.

10/28/104:00 PM

slimfernMember VIP

*checks for teeny weeny*.. Nope! am definitely not you

10/28/104:04 PM

Karma_Member

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Well, me actually. I like all the best movies and won't lower myself to watch ones that mere plebs find entertaining. I like all the best music, 'proper' bands and songwriters, don't push your mindless boy/girl band drivel on me thank you very much. I like the best football team, Chelsea, stick your Torquay United where the sun don't shine. I like the best actors and actresses. Jack Nicholson yes, Tom Cruise no. I have the best taste in food. Meat vindaloo food of the gods, anything else is just plain pretentious with the possible exception of fish and chips which is not pretentious, just boring. So yeah, it is possible to be the best at liking everything but before you all get your hopes up, it's only possible if you're me, which you lot aren't.

Oh wind yer neck in you twonk! *TUT*.

10/28/104:06 PM

Former Member

You'll be judged by your footwear.

I'm guessing white trainers

10/28/104:08 PM

PrometheusMember

And here they come, one by one, the vile jellus bullehs. Oh it's all so predictable

10/28/104:08 PM

Karma_Member

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And here they come, one by one, the vile jellus bullehs. Oh it's all so predictable

You dozy sod

10/28/104:09 PM

PrometheusMember

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You dozy sod

Now that's just rude. I don't belittle people who aren't as good at liking stuff as me. Well okay, I have, a bit, but I didn't mean to, except I did.

I think I need to lie down for a while

10/28/104:19 PM

Karma_Member

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Now that's just rude. I don't belittle people who aren't as good at liking stuff as me. Well okay, I have, a bit, but I didn't mean to, except I did.

You sound like one of those pompous types who thinks they're the cleverest ever being to grace the internet

10/28/104:21 PM

PrometheusMember

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You sound like one of those pompous types who thinks they're the cleverest ever being to grace the internet

Are you saying I'm not?

10/28/104:22 PM

Karma_Member

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Are you saying I'm not?

Don't bulleh me

Right. This isn't getting my assignment tweaked and submitted and it's been on my to do list for the last 2 weeks. I am off to do something purposeful. I shall pop my head round the door in a bit but if I don't see you again this morning, then see you anon poohead

10/28/104:25 PM

PrometheusMember

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I shall pop my head round the door in a bit but if I don't see you again this morning, then see you anon poohead

Go and get it done or I shall bulleh you mercilessly

10/28/104:37 PM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

Unfortunately, pretentiousness is so last year.

Although, I'd agree about Tom Cruise. Jack Nicholson can be good, but he's mostly Jack Nicholson.

10/28/105:19 PM

Karma_Member

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Unfortunately, pretentiousness is so last year.

I think some of the internettings haven't grasped that yet

10/28/106:32 PM

Former Member

I'm the best at falling asleep in front of my computer and missing all the fun

I cannot keep my eyes open past 10pm - nightmare

10/29/1012:27 AM

SazBombMember

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You are more wrong than a big massive wrong thing, with neon flashing wrong signs, a legal summons for wrongness and all the other wrong people are laughing at your wrongness.

*belly laugh*

10/29/102:44 AM

MrMincePieMember

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I like the best football team, Chelsea,

Glory hunter

10/29/102:53 AM

Garage JoeMember

Surely a glory hunter would support a successful Champions League winning team like Liverpool or United. Promo has clearly been down to the second division and suffered the bad times as well as the good.

10/29/103:17 AM

MrMincePieMember

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Surely a glory hunter would support a successful Champions League winning team like Liverpool or United. Promo has clearly been down to the second division and suffered the bad times as well as the good.

10/29/103:19 AM

Garage JoeMember

You know that I have zero tolerance for Lancashire teams Mr Meat, but the fact is they've won the senior title more times than anyone else.

10/29/103:29 AM

MrMincePieMember

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You know that I have zero tolerance for Lancashire teams Mr Meat, but the fact is they've won the senior title more times than anyone else.

I think the whole idea of glory hunters is to follow a team based on the present and what its currently winning, not its past history.

10/29/103:31 AM

Garage JoeMember

'Tis a mere flash in the pan.

10/29/103:36 AM

Rawky-RooMember 10 years

The Indiana Jones Trilogy is better then The Star Wars films could ever hope to be.....and The Beatles suck....oooh yeah I went there!!

10/29/105:32 AM

CagneyMember

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it's only possible if you're me, which you lot aren't.

Every cloud and all that

10/29/106:25 AM

PrometheusMember

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Promo has clearly been down to the second division and suffered the bad times as well as the good.

Damn right! The only thing we had to shout about when we languished in Division 2 was Kerry Dixon. We hadn't won the league in 50 years before Roman came along with all his dough. So yeah, I've done my time alright

10/29/101:51 PM

Garage JoeMember

Do I win five poond?

10/29/103:25 PM

Crunchy NutsMember

Best team in terms of history? Na
Best team at the moment? Certainly the best team in England, but best team in the world? No.

What about taste in women...?

10/29/103:37 PM

PrometheusMember

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Do I win five poond?

As I'm in a good mood and particularly admire Nostradamus type inclinations from people off of the internet I'll make it a tenner

. It's an internet tenner though so don't get too excited

10/29/103:44 PM

PrometheusMember

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Certainly the best team in England, but best team in the world? No.

I never said we were the best in the world but since you mention it, who's better? Barcelona who cheated their way to CL victory?

Re: taste in women I'm already with the loveliest woman in the world so I think I win that category too

10/29/103:46 PM

Garage JoeMember

Promo and Kirstie Allsopp sitting in tree! K.I.s.s.I.n.g...... Apparently! Lucky sod!

10/29/103:49 PM

Crunchy NutsMember

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I never said we were the best in the world but since you mention it, who's better? Barcelona who cheated their way to CL victory?

Barcelona
Inter Milan
Real Madrid

3 teams who i think would beat Chelsea in a match at a neutral venue to make it fair.

10/29/103:54 PM

Crunchy NutsMember

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Re: taste in women I'm already with the loveliest woman in the world so I think I win that category too

Is she stood behind you watching your every post?

10/29/103:55 PM

PrometheusMember

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Barcelona Inter Milan Real Madrid 3 teams who i think would beat Chelsea in a match at a neutral venue to make it fair.

You've got to be joking. Jose got lucky beating us with Inter. Barcelona aren't a 'team' they're a collection of expensive individuals. Real Madrid might beat us now since Jose has got them firing on all cylinders again.

It's a lot more difficult to win the PL than it is to win the Spanish league which is pretty much an exact replica of the Scottish league where two teams take turns at winning it every year. I hope you're not one of those people who automatically assume foreign teams are better than English ones despite the fact English teams dominate the CL much to the chagrin of Twatinie and Twatter.

10/29/104:04 PM

PrometheusMember

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Is she stood behind you watching your every post?

She's over the other side of the room

but even if she wasn't my reply would have been the same

10/29/104:05 PM

Garage JoeMember

I do so agree with yer last paragraph Promo!

10/29/104:19 PM

QuimperMember

Re the OP's thread title - I very rarely say it, so that doesn't make me an idiot. But I think it most of the time (and I know I'm right)

10/30/102:49 AM

CarnelianMember 10 years

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Damn right! The only thing we had to shout about when we languished in Division 2 was Kerry Dixon. We hadn't won the league in 50 years before Roman came along with all his dough. So yeah, I've done my time alright

LOL, when they got average crowds of 13,000! I used to work with a Norwich based Chelsea glory hunter. I remember him coming into work all indignant when they lost the CL semi (or whatever) so I suggested that he go on a Chelsea forum to vent his spleen as much as he was at work. However, he did admit he'd be ripped to shreds on a Chelsea forum. Might have been something to do with him never having been to Stamford Bridge or even going to Carrow Road to watch 'his heroes' when they occasionally played Norwich.

10/30/102:59 AM

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