I have a mouse watching me

But who's to say it will hit your head

You're just jellus coz you ain't got a spider

But who's to say it will hit your head



Nah, he isn't that big.

I love mice, but my kitten won't let any of them past the door.

 Actually i want a spider now.

my spider has an anchor tattoo            ........ on each leg    i;m scared to hit it and waste my slippers

I have a huge black panther cat. He is like a teddy bear, and just sits looking at the mouse. He is hopeless. I might put a pic of him up . lol

Bateman's got one he might share

omg its on the move ........... dont know where it is now 

I think you need to be carefull with that one  go get a mallet

 My daughter has one of those, he's huge and should be able to catch anything, but no, he just looks and yawns.

Seen one, seen em all

no kidding my skin is crawling   this is the biggest spider i have ever seen

Where have I heard that before?

I have a pussy.

I'm with you in spirit, but glad not to be there really, sorry madamski. I hate, hate spiders. Get the hoover out and suck it up or else put a glass over it and ram a bit of paper under the glass and chuck the whole kaboosh out the window.

Seen one, seen them all.

i used to have a pussy ......... it died    end of lol

Ok, I'm tired and these posts are makin me laugh too much  I need to calm down and I'm deffo gawn now.

I've had a few.

Really???

*goes off to start a rumour*

Nooooooooooooooooooooo

Two arachnids, one decrepit Daddy Long Legs.  I am viewing them with suspicion.