He's HUGE! More or less pulled up a chair. 
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thats no way to talk about the arch bishop of Canterbury 
He will be fighting for the remote soon.
The spider, not the Arch Bishop. 
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He will be fighting for the remote soon.
No he wont - he can have it.
I don't think spidermonkey would appreciate being talked about like that! Tut!
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Is he a BB fan.... if not, get rid of him
TBH, it's more likely I'll be handing him the keys.
When it goes to the fridge and opens a can, run like feck
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No he wont - he can have it.
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He's HUGE! More or less pulled up a chair.
He'll be after your popcorn soon
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When it goes to the fridge and opens a can, run like feck
PMSL Dame
He seems to have gone for a look around the inside of the sofa. Adverts. 
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He seems to have gone for a look around the inside of the sofa.
I wonder what he will find .Reference:
I wonder what he will find
Fluff?
Actually, I had a moth on the wall earlier. It's not there now
Pam, he might have come closer?
I'd be sleeping in the car and in the morning get the postman to find it and keeeel it.
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I'd be sleeping in the car and in the morning get the postman to find it and keeeel it.
Awwwww, poor spidey aww poor spidey
Ok, put it out, but as far away as possible, the blighters come back in again.
Did it look like this Bateman
He's reappeared. Think he wants me flatbread. 
That's it. I'm not brave enough to stay.
*hides behind cologne*
I'd just throw a book on top of it then jump on the book
I'd just throw a book on top of it then jump on the book
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I'd just throw a book on top of it then jump on the book
But you have to clean the book. 
I'd use a book that I didn't want and throw it away
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He's reappeared. Think he wants me flatbread.
Don't give it him! he'll come back for other stuff
He's positioned himself about 18" from my nose. Think he's waiting for the new series of the Inbetweeners. 
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He's positioned himself about 18" from my nose.
no, no, no.... I would have to get someone
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He's positioned himself about 18" from my nose. Think he's waiting for the new series of the Inbetweeners.
Ah right, he might not think it's any good so be carefull he doesn't wander off again. Have you got a name for him BTW?
*reaches for War and Peace*
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He's positioned himself about 18" from my nose. Think he's waiting for the new series of the Inbetweeners
No, he is going to bite the end of your nose .
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*reaches for War and Peace*
Nah, he'll be outta here shortly. Get something shorter than that
