AWWWW, here's some tea and sympathy. Hurts like hell, that's why I have given up shaving for the time being. I shake so much I would cut open an artery, plus it keeps me warm.

I hope it heals over soon

bollox
and i ran over here for that

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Originally posted by Suzi-Q:
AWWWW, here's some tea and sympathy. Hurts like hell, that's why I have given up shaving for the time being. I shake so much I would cut open an artery, plus it keeps me warm.

Thanks Suzi, but you forgot the angel smilie.

Seriously, I had to change the dressing 5 times in the first hour. We've been out for dinner, so I thought I would try taking the dressing off, blood still peeing down my leg.

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Originally posted by china:
bollox
and i ran over here for that

Shaddap

We dont want to hear about your knee. Tell us about your massive gash.

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Originally posted by Cinds:

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Originally posted by Suzi-Q:
AWWWW, here's some tea and sympathy. Hurts like hell, that's why I have given up shaving for the time being. I shake so much I would cut open an artery, plus it keeps me warm.

Thanks Suzi, but you forgot the angel smilie.

Seriously, I had to change the dressing 5 times in the first hour. We've been out for dinner, so I thought I would try taking the dressing off, blood still peeing down my leg.

I know the feeling, sliced my finger a few days a go and spent 12 hours changing the dressing every few minutes. Painful and irritating.

How Rude!

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Originally posted by captain marbles:
We dont want to hear about your knee. Tell us about your massive gash.

I hate it when threads never live up to their title

There's a joke in here somewhere

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Originally posted by Cinds:

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Originally posted by Suzi-Q:
AWWWW, here's some tea and sympathy. Hurts like hell, that's why I have given up shaving for the time being. I shake so much I would cut open an artery, plus it keeps me warm.

Thanks Suzi, but you forgot the angel smilie.

Seriously, I had to change the dressing 5 times in the first hour. We've been out for dinner, so I thought I would try taking the dressing off, blood still peeing down my leg.

So sorry, but I never have and never will use the angel smiley. I'm not a believer and think it's naff and daft.

Have you stopped bleeding yet? Try direct pressure and raising your leg above your heart. Or just amputate the leg. Prosthetic legs are quite becoming these days - just ask Heather Mills!

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Originally posted by captain marbles:
We dont want to hear about your knee. Tell us about your massive gash.

Well it wasn't my knee, it was the back of my lower leg. But my other gash is tiny, I had to have a c-section to get a 2 lb baby out.

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Originally posted by Suzi-Q:
Have you stopped bleeding yet? Try direct pressure and raising your leg above your heart:

No it's still bleeding, but I like the idea of raising my legs *looks around for Mr Cinds to see if he will notice*

You realise you will have to see a doctor every eight hours, take several pills and grope several busty girls at every opportunity now

read my comment in your fb status about what I did to my mums Dr Whites when I was a kid

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Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
read my comment in your fb status about what I did to my mums Dr Whites when I was a kid

my mum used to use those

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Originally posted by Aimee:

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Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
read my comment in your fb status about what I did to my mums Dr Whites when I was a kid

my mum used to use those

they had string!!

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Originally posted by Bagel Queen:

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Originally posted by Aimee:

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Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
read my comment in your fb status about what I did to my mums Dr Whites when I was a kid

my mum used to use those

they had string!!

i was dreading starting in case she made me wear them

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Originally posted by Aimee:

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Originally posted by Bagel Queen:

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Originally posted by Aimee:

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Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
read my comment in your fb status about what I did to my mums Dr Whites when I was a kid

my mum used to use those

they had string!!

i was dreading starting in case she made me wear them

It was the belt thingy wasn't it

Would you like a waterproof plaster? I have one the size of a sanitary towel

That word makes me laugh too much!

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Originally posted by Cinds:

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Originally posted by Aimee:

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Originally posted by Bagel Queen:

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Originally posted by Aimee:

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Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
read my comment in your fb status about what I did to my mums Dr Whites when I was a kid

my mum used to use those

they had string!!

i was dreading starting in case she made me wear them

It was the belt thingy wasn't it

oh my god that belty thing!!! *remembers thinking that was a toy too*

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Originally posted by Trollop:
That word makes me laugh too much!

you have just proved to me you are nuts love you SOH

I am off to bed PMSL..brother has just called me a nut nut!!

when i read the thread title i thought the thread starter must be tina malone!