...I made some bread. I now have clean nails. Who wants some? 
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Ohhh bread with added fibre...
Nice.
Nice.
Eugh!
Added paint tbf, but who knows - could be an avant guarde delight.
Our kids would love it! 
Reference:
Who wants some?
Pass, but thanks for the offer
At least you didnt throw your toenail offering in this time 
It all adds to the taste, sometimes bread can be bland you know
Well, that was all awesome. I'll post up if I start dying.
I have dirty hands now 
gel.. your dogs are beautiful... i have one.. she is more than a handful
Thank you Clumsy, they're pretty well behaved, but can be a bit naughty at times ..... we didn't want three, it just happened that way, all rescued one way or another
My Mum worked in our local butcher shop when she was a teenager. Her bloody finger bandage came off when she was mixing sausage meat...it went through the sausage making machine.
Oh Scotty I can just see some folk saying , they were good sausages, get them again, hen
I can just see some folk saying , they were good sausages, get them again, hen Reference: Skylark
Oh Scotty I can just see some folk saying , they were good sausages, get them again, hen
My mum and her pal were a couple of naughty teenagers in that shop Skylark. When the butcher went out for his lunchtime pint or two, they took off their shoes and pummelled the sausage meat with their bare feet.