Blimey, it was so real. It's head (with a full head of black hair) just popped out in to my pants. 
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OMG couple of months ago i had a dream i had a very dramatic birth to baby boy called paul *not possible* but i woke up all sore
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but i woke up all sore
I dare not say what popped in to my head when I read that I had my dream baby on the pavement outside A&E, and no one helped me, luckily for me it was a very easy dream birth.
LOL i felt like i gave birth ( physcomatic) symptoms (sp?)
btw i live alone ..........................
CINDS did you tell anyone the good news 
fake congratulations
did you tell anyone the good news fake congratulations
Funnily enough Gypsie, yes I did! In my dream I rang Jordan to tell her 
But it wasn't to tell her I had given birth, but to tell her I had managed a natural birth 
She was really chuffed for me, bless her fake boobies.
But it wasn't to tell her I had given birth, but to tell her I had managed a natural birth She was really chuffed for me, bless her fake boobies.
Did you make up the milk or sing a nursery rhyme?
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did she say it was petes ?
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btw i live alone ..........................
You didn't have any marrow in the house the night of this dream did you?Reference:
Did you make up the milk or sing a nursery rhyme?
I didn't get that far in the dream darlo, I went in to the A&E and they made me go in to the waiting room because the dream baby was already born, I was no longer an emergency. BUT once I got in there, not one friggin person gave up their seat for me, despite the fact the umbilical cord was on show and very much still attached. I tell you I was dream seething 
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Cinds 3097 Forum PostsToday at 23:30 (Edited: ) Reference: btw i live alone .......................... You didn't have any marrow in the house the night of this dream did you? report . lol no but i did just watch taggart
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did she say it was petes ?
HOLY CRAP, with all the black hair it had, it might well have been.*runs off to ring the News of The World to tell them she got dream pregnant by Pete*
jordan could be the fake baby's fake godmother, she would be shit hot on moral guidance 
ooooooh that Taggart *shakes head in despair*
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I didn't get that far in the dream darlo, I went in to the A&E and they made me go in to the waiting room because the dream baby was already born, I was no longer an emergency. BUT once I got in there, not one friggin person gave up their seat for me, despite the fact the umbilical cord was on show and very much still attached. I tell you I was dream seething
, they could have helped lol. Might be part 2 soon.Reference:
jordan could be the fake baby's fake godmother, she would be shit hot on moral guidance
Gypsie, I shall write to her tomorrow!Reference:
Cinds 3099 Forum PostsToday at 22:48 Blimey, it was so real. It's head (with a full head of black hair , omg jordan (aka katie price ) is soooooooooo gonna out you in OK mag nxt week
Actually seing as it's Jordan, should I have typed.
Gyps al right to her tomorra.
Gyps al right to her tomorra.
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Taggart
pure murder bye the way 
Hahahahahahaha madamski don't you just hate that Jordan aka Katie Price, like we don't bloody know
OMG Cinds, I was dream pregmunt last night
Oh no not Jordan, she'll get Alex Reid to dress up or play doctors and nurses
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.* slinks away to learn how to quote*
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Jordan aka Katie Price, like we don't bloody know
that drives me crazy WE BLIDDY NO
Does this mean we can have a dream baby birth shower with lots of drinkipoos? And then we need a naming ceremony with lots of drinkipoos?
Drinkipoo anyone? **hic**
Drinkipoo anyone? **hic**
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OMG Cinds, I was dream pregmunt last night
Awwww I wish I had known, we could have gone to dream ante natal together 
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Does this mean we can have a dream baby birth shower with lots of drinkipoos? And then we need a naming ceremony with lots of drinkipoos? Drinkipoo anyone? **hic**
YES YES, we'll have a dream baby shower tomorrow, I will expect gifts. But seeing as I have already had the dream baby I will be allowed a drink. Someone else will have to start the baby shower thread, because it's for me and my dreamt baby I can't
We can all take turns to look after the baby.
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we can call the baby alex *AKA * roxanne
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we can call the baby alex *AKA * roxanne
I don't get that pun, sorry Darlo you can have the fake baby first, then pass it on, I'll recollect when it is 25.
the fake baby i meant was carrying from the jordan theme wearing a gold bikini perhaps !!
wearing a gold bikini perhaps !!
Did Roxanne where a gold bikini?
I think my fake baby was a boy Although if he takes after his father he would suit a gold bikini.
I think my fake baby was a boy
Although if he takes after his father he would suit a gold bikini.
I'll get the fake baby a dummy then.
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could be worse ..............think * damn women think* i'm too far away to shake you by the shoulders .. rapidly
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OMG...*thud*
I've just realised, nobody revived Moonie from their shock faint. *wafts feather fan*Oh Jesus darlo, DO NOT GIVE THE FAKE BABY ONE OF THESE FAKE DUMMIES OK.
*falls to knees and prays that they are not real*
the fake dummy is called jordan
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could be worse ..............think * damn women think* i'm too far away to shake you by the shoulders .. rapidly
*cries* I am being overly blonde tonight, tell me!(hahahahahahaha but not as blonde as my boy dog who has just ran face first full speed in to the patio door...... oh and the curtains were closed, he just ran straight at it and THUD)
. Nothing to do with Katie Price Madamski