Aww, thanks guys... I didn't even think anything of it when I was posting, I just went off on a rant like sparkles said,   Thanks from me too for some other discrepancies that some people have pointed out...  Some things do seem daft and unbelievable on these programmes, and as I said, Corrie is getting as mental as EE. LOL. 

A few things make me giggle about EE TBH.  Apart from the obvious things like how can everyone afford to drink in the pub every night but can't afford a washing machine, and why do 15 people live in each house, and how do people manage to survive in London selling 15 bananas and 3 t-shirts a day on some poxy market stall.. I also wonder how the eff does Fat Phil attract so many frankly pretty, quite sexy (usually blonde) women.  I mean Glenda was 'mature'  but a bit of a hottie, and remember Suzy???  She was a looker too.



And Lisa wasnt exactly a dog OR Kaffy to be honest (Ian's mum who oddly looks younger than him....)    So how does fatty McBatty pot-bellied Phil (who can't even afford a razor,) manage to pull such birds?  What also amazes me is how Max Branning pulls the dishy birds too... he isn't a chubster like gravelly voice misery guts 'ardman Mitchell, but he isn't exactly drop dead gorgeous...

Then there's Tanya... the ex hairdresser.. (or is she still one?  Not sure... she has probably sold her fiat punto and bought the London Underground with the profits by now...  That's what happens in EE.. someone has NOTHING one day and then buys a business the next...)  Well, who looks after HER small baby when she is galavanting around?  I never see him... whats his name even?  Was it Olly????   As someone said earlier on, it's so annoying how they make the life of a mum (and a single mum at that,) look soooo easy, and do they ever have any problem getting a bloke?  No.  Most single mums I know struggle to find love or a relationship...yet in EE, they're fighting them off and always look super-glam too.......

And what about 'NAN' Slater. She is supposed to be the nan of the slater girls.... and Charlie's mother in law and yet she is actually YOUNGER than Charlie.    By 12 years!!!  They didn't think THAT one through did they?    And why does NOBODY ever mention ANY of the other Slater sisters?  There's at least another three or four.....And of course there's the issue of 'EV' who is an extreme polar opposite of the 'life of reilly' single mums, who hasn't got a brass farthing to even buy a primark t-shirt and has to use mcdonalds serviettes for nappies for the baby. 

And is moaning bloody bloody whiney bastard pants Ronnie twatting Mitchell EVER going to be caught out with the wrong baby?!  That storyline is really pissing me off.    It's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo annoying and boring.  And Ronnie's grumpy sourpuss face gets right on my fanny! 

And are Kat and Alfie together?  or not?  I miss one episode and their relationship status seems to alter.  Bet Kat changes her facebook status more often than she changes her knickers.

By the way Kevin AND Schmeichal back tonight in Corrie.    My life is complete again...   But I hope a sniper comes in to weathefield soon and shoots Kylie ; right between the eyes.  ANNOYING CAH!

OK, can you wonderful people can come up with some more laughable EE things.... ???   

eastenders.............

someone always dies on christmas day........usually run over...

there's always the 'you owe me 67 grand.i want it by termurra or else'......followed by close up of sweaty face of owing person and then.'i'll get it.i'll get it'.......then the chewing of nails.......next episode.'the meeting'......handing over of the money.......the 'gangster'..usually phil mitchell flicks through the cash in about 2 seconds....'yeah all there' he huffs..probably counting it tires him out...

two episodes later....blokey who owed the money buys a nightclub/pub.......hugs totty and announces.'fings are on the up.i can feel it'..................fast forward to christmas day when they are run over by a car..

repeat.......

Haha! Spongey! I gave up watching this religiously years ago, but still catch an odd episode here and there, and to my mind you have it so right! 

Also I cannot stand the new chinese girl in Corrie, such a terrible actress.

Them two and Ian bloody Beale - how has he got 4 women to marry him?

It's soapland innit 

  Aw shucks....



Actually.... I could be persuaded to have a wee thing for Max Branning....

Cupcake, you have done it again.  Seriously funny.    Also I must take my hat off to spongey's post which was really funny too..... especially about the mad storyline that occurs frequently about how someone owes 67 grand or so - usually to Phil, and the next day they get it and hand it over meekly.  (Must be wonga.com or that company where you can borrow some money til payday at 2364.9% interest!)  (and that isn't a joke; that is close to what it actually is!)  Seriously tho, I couldnt raise more than a fiver before tomorrow.  How do they manage it?  And people on there DO just go out and buy a nightclub or pub like we would buy a bottle of wine!  Like it's an everyday occurance!!!  And I agree with Sazbomb who said about IAN; he manages to pull loads of birds too..HOW?!

And my contribution to the EE silly storyline thingies is, apart from last year, EVERY Christmas day, there is always 'snow' falling onto the square.  It falls NOWHERE else in the country, but it falls in Walford.  LOL.  AND there is the daftness of how EVERYONE is related, and more and more and more relatives keep turning up, who have never been mentioned before, like that brother of Alfies... Even when Ronnie and Roxy came in, as Peggy's nieces (I think; ) nobody had ever mentioned them before.  Daft, just daft.

LOL at the extra contributions, sazbomb, spongebob and sparkles.  Thanks everyone.  I am sure there are more. 

What happened with the storyline in Corrie where Marias fella planted stolen stuff in the back of Lloyds car? Did anything come of that or is that also forgotten?

How on earth did the producers manage to find another ratty looking chinless wonder to join the Platt family aka Nick.....

Grimacing Nick is one of  the worst current characters ever..just bog off back to Canada ya prat! Oh and take pancaked made up face David with ya.ohh and yer ma too.

Agreed....I think they brought him in as eye candy...yikes....that backfired eh??? He can't act and he's completely devoid of any personality......can't stand him...

Nooooooooooooooooo - I like David, he's one of my favourite characters

I can't stand Kevin Webster these days....typical cheating fella, always turning things round so it's not their fault!!!

Phil Mitchell's got his fingers in lots of pies. Rent from Alfie for the Vic (£1000 a month), stealing cars to order via Ryan and god knows what else. I love EE  It's not Alfies brother btw....it's his cousin who while Alfie was in prison had an affair with Kat and got her pregnant. 

Oh and Audrey has gone senile signing over her Salon to David and his skanky girlfriend.She is a business woman etc,has she lost her marbles...

Fiz saying she has an "at risk baby", then clattering the buggy off the pavement onto the cobbles

There goes Sophie off the roof.......

Someone said the other day about Schmeichel the dog coming back, but they didn't want to post a spoiler - he doesn't eat the baby does he?

Her facial injuries came up very fast !

Saz!

Oh blimey , hope not  But going by the crazy storylines just now, anything can happen !

What are you like?

God I hope she's broken her voicebox.  !

I notice these kinds of things Yogi

ROLF  Good post!  I think that Nick is gross too.  And also wonder what happened about Maria's new fella planting stuff in Lloyd's car...another storyline we are supposed to just forget happened. 

Oh we are bad.....Ahem! no we are serious critics..

Like it, Katty.

I hate when Sally goes off on one, her voice goes right through me.

...i shouldn't laugh...

Glad Sally has got rid of the wig, her hair is growing nicely after her RL chemo . Her voice is very whiney tho !

He's definitely big enough, have you seen the size of him?

That little girl who the windarses are fostering is proper getting on my tits.  

It looks good.

Kevin passing the buck to someone else again....i think I hate him...

Didnt like the way the dog took a liking to the babymat

Me too Cupcake....send her back and get another

I honestly don't think the dog is going to eat the baby.

Oh yes, some men love to do that.  And treat cheating on their woman, as if it was 'nothing' : like they just spent £300 on a laptop without telling the missus.  They tend to have this 'it's over now, we can move on, she meant nothing' attitude... But God forbid their woman does it to them!  Look how Kevin is behaving when Salleh flirts with another man.  Twat!