Weird dream - I was in a hotel and for some reason I had two rooms, on opposite sides of the corridor. It was very busy and there were loads of people bustling about.

I walked into one of my rooms and suddenly this bald dwarf folowed me in and started nosing around, looking in cupboards and drawers, without saying a word. I told him to get out, and he ignored me. So I shoved him towards the door and out of it.

Too late, I realised there was a spiral staircase just outside and he went barrelling all the way down. I heard the commotion of people at the bottom, but thought ah well, too late to help, and went back to my room.

Then later, he came back again. But when I threatened to chuck him downstairs again, he legged it. What the hell was all that about?