What's wrong darling Pam?

Rude postman?

controversial/10

Blizzie! stoppit! I'm sposed to be being annoyed and controversial here!

Accuracy 0/10 

I'll be ok in the morning.......prolly, Cologne. Ignore me

Say something controversial dammit 

Is it the local rag?


All bloody adverts and disgruntled residents fighting planning applications.


 Pam, you'll get there!

Antiope   

Dog's Bum Pencil Sharpener 

Well, in a funny sort of way, I hope you won't be because I'd like you to tell us your grievance, rather than just carry on.  You've made it clear tonight that you are very cheesed off.

Ignore me everyone, I'm just having a bit of a tme to meself (like others haven't got probs too). I think I'm better off in bed prolly

Never go to bed angry, onetoo.


It kills your pillows!