Nice.  Does it come with a matching hat..?  *fingers crossed and wishes very hard*

I dunno, maybe they should still be bought to mask the smell of the trumpet voluntary   

I dunno, maybe they should still be bought to mask the smell of the trumpet voluntary   

I know someone on here that would loves this

Nice.  Does it come with a matching hat..?  *fingers crossed and wishes very hard*

I don't know what you are on about Sprout, we play the Viola in our house 

Gee, thanks Sprouty;  it's so me

Gee, thanks Sprouty;  it's so me

No-one told me that the sprouts should have gone on  you have all ruined my christmas 

TWO people in fact!  Best get knitting another one and quick!, Erin

No-one told me that the sprouts should have gone on  you have all ruined my christmas 

They are going too be crunchy now  i will tell my guests it was Baz a dazzle santa's fault, hope they let me off 

*starts criss crossing bottoms of sprouts*

*starts criss crossing bottoms of sprouts*

  cut em deep and get em on to steam on the back burner now and you may be ok........good luck xx

  cut em deep and get em on to steam on the back burner now and you may be ok........good luck xx

You leave my bottom alone! 

You leave my bottom alone! 

*get's pen knife ready* bend over sprouty 

You leave my bottom alone! 

*get's pen knife ready* bend over sprouty 

OK, that's true Syd..... I don't know how peeps can have sprouts unless they are properly mushy.... young people nowadays....... it's simply not Christmas with crunchy sprouts

ROFL Very true...... nothing like the smell of overcooked sprouts to mask any unpleasant odours

Oh God....the smell!

.... you mean you don't like *well cooked* sprouts then EFFT

Lightly steamed for a few hours will do me fine.