You should be watching ITV3 right now - The Best Ever Trials.

Shame on you, you fickle fan!

dayum!!!!    Why did you not tell me???????  

(Luckily I've been watching last night's Young Apprentice...)

Oh is it all the yucky ones 

Switch the telly off and do something more useful 

I ain't no Public Service Broadcast

Skylark's correct; it's all the revolting stuff (including McFakeKeith )

I just turned over and got a screenful of Biggins... so that's a yes from me.

    That sounds a bit radical.....     I did all the useful stuff before I sat down to watch telly...

Call yourself a mate.....   I missed mcFakekeith thankfully - did they show her fainting and pulling her top down as she did it?

 I quite liked him 

Who wants one of those life thingys Kaffy ... Nothing but trouble Give me TV ( and the forum) any day

i like your thinking Baz-a-dazzle 

How do I go about getting one of them there life type things?

You can have one of those as soon as you've hung up all the decs, written your Crimbo cards, wrapped the gifts and put the sprouts on.  You have put the sprouts on, right..?

Oh, errrrrrrm. I'll get back to you then 

pfffffft..... you know I don't cook    *phones sis will timely sprout reminder*

Don't, can't, won't, shan't...............! Tsk..! Get baking NOW.

They're showing Fake Faint right now, btw

I can't believe you went looking for that (don't tell me you whipped it up this afternoon)

Look away sprouty

Ahh... those were the days....    There's been some great contestants on this when you look back  (she wasn't one of them, of course)

I wouldn't put the sprouts on yet..... they will be terrible soggy by Christmas....... December 23rd is quite early enough

jesus - the size of that spider!

I LOVED Gesty

Crunchy Sprouts......never, they should be steamed from the 1st Dec.........tis the only way, trouble is nowadays peeps are to busy watching reality TV to get their timings right, tut tut....... 

I know, that may be me long lost cousin 

I whipped it up this afternoon whilst fashioning a new pair of slippers for myself

I bought a new hat too

Now tell me I ain't festive

PMSL! Luv the hat!   I want one too 

OK, that's true Syd..... I don't know how peeps can have sprouts unless they are properly mushy.... young people nowadays....... it's simply not Christmas with crunchy sprouts

I like them just in between crunch and mushy. It's hard to get it right though 

Like I said..... young people today.... no idea how to cook a sprout!

Maybe that's a good thing. I'd lose all my cousins 

It'd make a good avi too

I don't do crunchy or mushy sprouts   I like them just nice and tender.

hahahahha... all you need now is a christmas jumper....

No idea how to save money either.....saves a fortune on Christmas scented candles.............

ROFL Very true...... nothing like the smell of overcooked sprouts to mask any unpleasant odours

Oh, excellent. And look! you can get it in two colours too  

I dunno, maybe they should still be bought to mask the smell of the trumpet voluntary   

Indeed. 

We've all got one this year....

And this is for Boxing Day

Festive AND stylish, I think you'll agree

Nice.  Does it come with a matching hat..?  *fingers crossed and wishes very hard*